我一邊食飯,一邊觀察著小食部的人龍,似乎回到「指南」剛推出的時候了。可是,操場的水機今天忽然大排長龍,水機前排了二、三十人,平常頂多只有兩三個人排隊。267Please respect copyright.PENANANbuUpfAYJd
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好久沒見的Robin突然出現在我面前,他拿著杯麵。267Please respect copyright.PENANAqAC7n14Ih7
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「Joyce,有冇人坐?」Robin指一下我旁邊的空位。267Please respect copyright.PENANAZfS1bH6bGB
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「冇啊,坐。」我說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAU0TlQ4RIWa
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每次Robin來找我總是覺得有事情發生,我的直覺不會錯。267Please respect copyright.PENANATbcdASIy3V
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「上面三樓、四樓同五樓嘅熱水機都壞左,所以地下部機好多人排隊。」Robin解釋了人龍的出現。267Please respect copyright.PENANAWdGjCzYrgC
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「怪唔知得咁多人啦。又會冇啦啦今日一次過壞三部?」我說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAi1KIWjoekP
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「係囉,好奇怪,不過學校應該會搵人維修嘅。」Robin說,然後吸了一口杯麵。267Please respect copyright.PENANA07rjqQrBGJ
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我嘗試整理一下這兩個星期發生的事情,首先是我們發佈了指南,然後學校叫外賣和自備午餐的人多了。接著學校打壓外賣,然後就到今天壞水機。267Please respect copyright.PENANAoTd2pAwzlp
「你覺唔覺得怪怪地?由我地出完指南之後,學校唔比人叫外賣,然後封左啲熱水機。」我說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAzjxQrWwBF1
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「你咁講又真係好可疑,唔通佢係針對我地?但係點解要針對我地?」Robin思考著。267Please respect copyright.PENANAzygOV2MB9X
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「佢做呢兩樣野最大嘅利益者係邊個?」我想著。267Please respect copyright.PENANAiVjh60xz7U
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「係小食部。」我們兩個異口同聲的說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAb72BCvjfq2
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「我地出指南教大家叫外賣同自備lunch,最大影響嘅係小食部。」Robin說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAeoJJYXgOuP
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「我地上去睇下啲熱水機係咪真係壞,就會知道答案。」我說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAiKGCDPSoEU
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我們兩個二話不說,離開飯堂,拿著水樽跑上了三樓的水機。267Please respect copyright.PENANAmtdLfurfQn
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三樓的水機上面貼著一張寫著「壞機,冇熱水」的紙在出水的鐵柱。267Please respect copyright.PENANAegI7ntll1W
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我一手把那張紙撕去,然後扭開水制,熱水冒出蒸汽從鐵柱流出,流到我的水樽。267Please respect copyright.PENANAVHMByZdtQE
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「吓,啲水熱嫁。」我一臉驚訝,水機根本沒有壞。267Please respect copyright.PENANAvkE4xlcqVN
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「係,唔似有壞。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAJxzx157EN6
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我們兩個再去了四樓和五樓的水機測試,結果都是一樣,水機根本沒壞。如果講出來,會震驚全校吧。267Please respect copyright.PENANAIEG6O0PSiT
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我拿著水樽,看著Robin,我實在想不透下一步該做什麼。267Please respect copyright.PENANATSrs90hSzA
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「我地去搵陳主任。」267Please respect copyright.PENANATverMt83mt
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「好。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAtMxD1lNaKV
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我們熟悉的走到四樓的教員室門口,然後敲門。267Please respect copyright.PENANAe941f3IcsF
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陳主任依舊坐在門口在吃飯,凶巴巴的看著我們兩個。267Please respect copyright.PENANAMLUIDT31es
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「陳主任,我想問下今日係咪有幾部飲水機冇熱水?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAtiX9JieLR5
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「又係你地兩個啊?係啊,壞左啊,寫住左嫁。我地搵左人維修,不過要啲時間。」陳主任平靜的說。267Please respect copyright.PENANADOObUWX2qB
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「其實啲水機係咪冇壞?」Robin問。267Please respect copyright.PENANAoS5sDq5Lv1
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「你講緊咩?」陳主任一臉疑惑。267Please respect copyright.PENANAxgzvsL0Zeh
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「部機出到熱水。」說罷,Robin把我手上的水樽拿給陳主任。267Please respect copyright.PENANAufWlGcI4dt
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「都……都話部機壞……你地仲走去試。」陳主任顯然有點緊張,應該是謊話被揭穿吧。267Please respect copyright.PENANA2jUuTNtIh7
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「呃……可能係間唔中出到掛,唔知啊,今朝係啲同學話唔得咋。唔,總之等人check左冇問題先用啦,唔好用住喇。」陳主任不敢直視我們。267Please respect copyright.PENANAOfciMHhKfz
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「哦,咁幾時會黎check?」我繼續問。267Please respect copyright.PENANA6TUEJt1d41
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「應該過兩日掛,唔知啊佢地未覆。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAGbL20Wx1dL
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「好,唔該曬你啵。」Robin故作禮貌的說,然後我們離開教員室。267Please respect copyright.PENANAZguMhGJJyG
「我地有新工作,將呢件事寫上Facebook話比大家知其實啲水機冇壞。」我說。267Please respect copyright.PENANA3lrVK2Tnya
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「加多句,壞左嘅係陳主任,唔係水機。」Robin說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAq88USvBK2s
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「哈哈。」我禁不住笑。267Please respect copyright.PENANAehNZR2cC2j
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「好好笑咩?我認真嫁。」Robin無奈的看著我。267Please respect copyright.PENANA7IZqlmVM1V
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「好,唔笑囉。」我收起笑容。267Please respect copyright.PENANAeflCqztQ7s
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放學的時候,我們再次相聚電腦室,為的是我們的Facebook貼文。267Please respect copyright.PENANArqyZ3UUKkJ
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「我地唔單止要踢爆,仲要話比所有同學知背後嘅陰謀。」Robin說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAaEi07cDStN
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「放心交比我。」我說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAUMqg8xqmi5
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登入Beans Kong的賬號,我開始輸入:267Please respect copyright.PENANAfNYirP6jzi
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「[個野壞左?]267Please respect copyright.PENANAxOBparVGSw
今日有三部水機被貼上「壞機,冇熱水」的標示267Please respect copyright.PENANA7tEDNxyTcD
經過測試,三部水機可以正常出熱水267Please respect copyright.PENANAmVCyzo41bZ
我懷疑,應該係寫告示嘅人壞左,唔係水機壞左267Please respect copyright.PENANAhvlntKcGnF
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另外,起我地覓食指南推出後嘅呢兩個禮拜267Please respect copyright.PENANAVjSgw9OtQl
學校打壓叫外賣嘅自由267Please respect copyright.PENANACkKx5YPscO
宜家又發生假壞水機嘅事267Please respect copyright.PENANAlOaaQ97C6M
呢兩件事,好難唔令人聯想起267Please respect copyright.PENANAKNafOWvsKR
學校係想阻止我地發起嘅罷食小食部行動267Please respect copyright.PENANA5d4WvPrWSd
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香光人,我地有權食好啲!!!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAt2LOPVf37X
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Robin確認可以後,我按下發佈的按鈕。267Please respect copyright.PENANAvoekIrB0qS
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「估唔到食個飯姐,都可以搞咁多野。」Robin看著電腦的屏幕慨歎著。267Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZpRQGJRbd
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「係,我希望以後嘅人,真係可以食好啲。」我說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAPwvpHlieMP
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「但係點解學校要幫小食部?小食部唔係外判出去比人嘅咩?」Robin一臉疑惑。267Please respect copyright.PENANAizppS7ESSh
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我們想了良久還是沒有答案,於是離開了電腦室回家去。267Please respect copyright.PENANAikbQFl0iBL