「廢宅」。這是最近幾年很流行的詞。362Please respect copyright.PENANA6pSAeIqtUQ
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根據「網路吐槽語大字典」的解釋,所謂的「廢宅」,指的就是整天窩在家裡,不出門,不工作,不讀書,除了混吃等死打電動以外,什麼事都不幹的傢伙。。362Please respect copyright.PENANAE47Ub4VtQV
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問題來了,既然廢宅就是要窩在家裡混吃等死打電動,為什麼立下血誓當一輩子廢宅女的游虹翼,現在卻梳妝打扮走出家門?362Please respect copyright.PENANA8T2zKl4ylV
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答案很簡單,因為發生了讓她連在家裡混吃等死打電動都辦不到的慘劇。362Please respect copyright.PENANAeeMDq9dzPt
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虹翼住的套房是堂姑幫她租的,由於是兇宅,房租很便宜。362Please respect copyright.PENANAnUDGbucloO
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住兇宅真的沒什麼大不了,頂多就是當虹翼忙著玩「黑色壽司」的時候,身旁不時會有個背上插著一把刀,滿身是血的女人在房裡走來走去,完全不會影響虹翼的戰況。362Please respect copyright.PENANAsopgUfh3vH
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或是有時洗澡洗到一半,一轉頭發現那女人一臉厭世(已經死了當然厭世)地站在旁邊盯著她。362Please respect copyright.PENANA6xsYA8r5iY
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這個也還好,反正都是女性,讓她看幾眼不會吃什麼虧。362Please respect copyright.PENANA41AvCtQfNa
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總之,住在兇宅裡完全不會影響虹翼誓死宅到底的決心。362Please respect copyright.PENANAWueSi9yisE
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但是!362Please respect copyright.PENANAaSfCQEM3rV
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但是!362Please respect copyright.PENANAKDRVuKkvuf
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但是!362Please respect copyright.PENANA6JKDJo4Np3
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當夜裡的一場雷雨,打壞了電線和電話公司的機房後,虹翼徹底崩潰了。362Please respect copyright.PENANAHSm3jWBuJH
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電力和網路是廢宅的生命泉源啊!這下要她怎麼活?362Please respect copyright.PENANAxWryBEQorA
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沒冷氣沒電扇就算了,要命的是電腦、px4通通不能用,手機電力只剩不到百分之一,玩不了手遊也不能充電。362Please respect copyright.PENANAcMqopfPL0W
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所以虹翼不能破關、不能抽卡,甚至不能開手機看看青蛙回來了沒有,結果她變得比那位背上插刀的室友更厭世。362Please respect copyright.PENANAYTNTtzdbiJ
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說到「室友」,虹翼已經一整天沒看到她了。八成是因為天氣太熱,跑到有冷氣的凶宅避暑去了。362Please respect copyright.PENANADD5A0S8RN6
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九月的陽光炙烤著大地,室外熱到三十七度,就算開了窗也沒有風吹進來,整間套房悶得像蒸籠。再這樣下去,在電力恢復之前,虹翼就會脫水成木乃伊了。362Please respect copyright.PENANAE8zcyk2axm
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不行,在完成「破關兩百個遊戲」的目標之前,她絕對不能死!362Please respect copyright.PENANAyVYxIpcZad
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虹翼不甘不願地起身,準備在搬進套房兩個月以來第一次外出,找個涼快的地方待一個下午。362Please respect copyright.PENANAwcxixLLEzp
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還有,她並沒梳妝打扮,而是易容改裝。362Please respect copyright.PENANA5FBIb10wVk
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本來打算用太陽眼鏡和口罩把臉蓋住,偏偏家裡沒這兩樣東西,只有一副連著假鼻子和假鬍子的搞怪眼鏡。362Please respect copyright.PENANAVqMEwP220Y
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她懶得思考家裡為什麼有這種東西,戴上搞怪眼鏡,遮住她端麗挺拔的鼻梁和秀氣的嘴唇,卻遮不住她的眼睛。362Please respect copyright.PENANARHtME15wQL
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虹翼有雙靈活的大眼睛,不用戴角膜變色片,眼神就亮如火炬,讓人一看就屏息,連魂都被勾去一半。可惜她最近心情不太美麗,眼神有點黯淡。362Please respect copyright.PENANA98DpjTlWqz
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她把及肩的頭髮梳到前面蓋住半邊臉,然後就撐著一把破洞又斷骨的巨大黑陽傘出門了。362Please respect copyright.PENANAAMdpz11oxy
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她決定避開鬧區,走向鳶鳴山,免得遇到認識她的人。362Please respect copyright.PENANAMUnZ9z3Hxs
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如果被逮到,一定又要面對一堆有的沒的問題。362Please respect copyright.PENANAqJ5PYvLTGh
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「怎麼沒上學?」362Please respect copyright.PENANAPY4DRaz9v1
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「為什麼還賴在家裡讓姑姑養?」362Please respect copyright.PENANA88Pb05SKFu
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他們以為她願意嗎?362Please respect copyright.PENANAYaR3X6pDKc
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父母都是通緝犯,現在下落不明,留下虹翼無依無靠。親戚之中,只有堂姑游湘玲願意收留她,但是游湘玲家沒有空房,只好為她租下那間兇宅套房。362Please respect copyright.PENANA0T7JQiKcgC
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為什麼不上學?原因有二:第一,鳶鳴高中有三分之一的老師都曾經被她父母詐騙,要是她去學校,場面一定很精彩。第二,她只想永遠躲在兇宅裡,不要讓別人看見她。362Please respect copyright.PENANAw0OaL7S64f
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鳶鳴山曾經是鳶鳴鎮居民最愛的假日散步去處,但是經過幾次山崩和土石流之後,登山步道已經封閉,沒幾個人會去那裡,非常適合她。362Please respect copyright.PENANAry09QuR1SX
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走在無人的炎熱馬路上,虹翼直覺自己被人跟蹤了。362Please respect copyright.PENANAzcLTSkPO5k