「廢宅」。這是最近幾年很流行的詞。364Please respect copyright.PENANAkcKlCITYu6
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根據「網路吐槽語大字典」的解釋,所謂的「廢宅」,指的就是整天窩在家裡,不出門,不工作,不讀書,除了混吃等死打電動以外,什麼事都不幹的傢伙。。364Please respect copyright.PENANAWegbaEgjq2
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問題來了,既然廢宅就是要窩在家裡混吃等死打電動,為什麼立下血誓當一輩子廢宅女的游虹翼,現在卻梳妝打扮走出家門?364Please respect copyright.PENANAYiYbFtUIfD
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答案很簡單,因為發生了讓她連在家裡混吃等死打電動都辦不到的慘劇。364Please respect copyright.PENANA6rqRTqBCMW
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虹翼住的套房是堂姑幫她租的,由於是兇宅,房租很便宜。364Please respect copyright.PENANASiAxIEhgn4
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住兇宅真的沒什麼大不了,頂多就是當虹翼忙著玩「黑色壽司」的時候,身旁不時會有個背上插著一把刀,滿身是血的女人在房裡走來走去,完全不會影響虹翼的戰況。364Please respect copyright.PENANAm8MQF3ImFW
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或是有時洗澡洗到一半,一轉頭發現那女人一臉厭世(已經死了當然厭世)地站在旁邊盯著她。364Please respect copyright.PENANANtfvgMkEmE
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這個也還好,反正都是女性,讓她看幾眼不會吃什麼虧。364Please respect copyright.PENANAdNOzl2hWJp
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總之,住在兇宅裡完全不會影響虹翼誓死宅到底的決心。364Please respect copyright.PENANAcuCgDC65W0
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但是!364Please respect copyright.PENANAfnq7ndsHLM
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但是!364Please respect copyright.PENANAycBWgkNRdv
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但是!364Please respect copyright.PENANAfkn2JvnclO
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當夜裡的一場雷雨,打壞了電線和電話公司的機房後,虹翼徹底崩潰了。364Please respect copyright.PENANAnbOqxtCUjS
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電力和網路是廢宅的生命泉源啊!這下要她怎麼活?364Please respect copyright.PENANAZl0W1bc8wx
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沒冷氣沒電扇就算了,要命的是電腦、px4通通不能用,手機電力只剩不到百分之一,玩不了手遊也不能充電。364Please respect copyright.PENANArC93aPXrK2
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所以虹翼不能破關、不能抽卡,甚至不能開手機看看青蛙回來了沒有,結果她變得比那位背上插刀的室友更厭世。364Please respect copyright.PENANAnNl5HFjBik
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說到「室友」,虹翼已經一整天沒看到她了。八成是因為天氣太熱,跑到有冷氣的凶宅避暑去了。364Please respect copyright.PENANAu4AcqGAb7Y
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九月的陽光炙烤著大地,室外熱到三十七度,就算開了窗也沒有風吹進來,整間套房悶得像蒸籠。再這樣下去,在電力恢復之前,虹翼就會脫水成木乃伊了。364Please respect copyright.PENANAPaQKPEih6k
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不行,在完成「破關兩百個遊戲」的目標之前,她絕對不能死!364Please respect copyright.PENANA8eDbpeEDbZ
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虹翼不甘不願地起身,準備在搬進套房兩個月以來第一次外出,找個涼快的地方待一個下午。364Please respect copyright.PENANAeTy9zzL7YI
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還有,她並沒梳妝打扮,而是易容改裝。364Please respect copyright.PENANAgV0ptqltdF
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本來打算用太陽眼鏡和口罩把臉蓋住,偏偏家裡沒這兩樣東西,只有一副連著假鼻子和假鬍子的搞怪眼鏡。364Please respect copyright.PENANAFNKWfiLcDN
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她懶得思考家裡為什麼有這種東西,戴上搞怪眼鏡,遮住她端麗挺拔的鼻梁和秀氣的嘴唇,卻遮不住她的眼睛。364Please respect copyright.PENANAsxwAv8TEQk
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虹翼有雙靈活的大眼睛,不用戴角膜變色片,眼神就亮如火炬,讓人一看就屏息,連魂都被勾去一半。可惜她最近心情不太美麗,眼神有點黯淡。364Please respect copyright.PENANAZcLVLRfIKL
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她把及肩的頭髮梳到前面蓋住半邊臉,然後就撐著一把破洞又斷骨的巨大黑陽傘出門了。364Please respect copyright.PENANA2QB5jM4pw4
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她決定避開鬧區,走向鳶鳴山,免得遇到認識她的人。364Please respect copyright.PENANAGSbrNGAvrU
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如果被逮到,一定又要面對一堆有的沒的問題。364Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZQSuN4F9m
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「怎麼沒上學?」364Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZEQFq6IO4
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「為什麼還賴在家裡讓姑姑養?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAqDjF3qUalg
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他們以為她願意嗎?364Please respect copyright.PENANAlPf3oum0Nj
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父母都是通緝犯,現在下落不明,留下虹翼無依無靠。親戚之中,只有堂姑游湘玲願意收留她,但是游湘玲家沒有空房,只好為她租下那間兇宅套房。364Please respect copyright.PENANA7Af33SpZmr
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為什麼不上學?原因有二:第一,鳶鳴高中有三分之一的老師都曾經被她父母詐騙,要是她去學校,場面一定很精彩。第二,她只想永遠躲在兇宅裡,不要讓別人看見她。364Please respect copyright.PENANA7Co56QM9Dk
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鳶鳴山曾經是鳶鳴鎮居民最愛的假日散步去處,但是經過幾次山崩和土石流之後,登山步道已經封閉,沒幾個人會去那裡,非常適合她。364Please respect copyright.PENANA124SefYOrH
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走在無人的炎熱馬路上,虹翼直覺自己被人跟蹤了。364Please respect copyright.PENANA3YoHqyQWbt