PART5 Perhaps Trick
課室裏下午第一節美術課開始,當高誠俊專心畫著桌面上那堆水果進行靜物素描時,117Please respect copyright.PENANAxXKvViOcft
他的腦子回想到那天死纏他不放的背後靈言一…117Please respect copyright.PENANAyii6vTYEuV
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當他享受完他親姐突然轉死性親自煮的和式早飯後,他閃電俠般拿了桌上一罐可樂,正當要奪大門而出時,衣領卻被人從後拉緊起來?117Please respect copyright.PENANA0G3eApq8EH
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「誰?放手啊!我快要斷氣啦!」他氣憤地說。117Please respect copyright.PENANASVQCYluYQU
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「娜美,我和小俊一同先回學校。你到了的話,就給我打個電話,我會去接你。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAKvMnQB3ZSd
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什麽?又是這言變態?117Please respect copyright.PENANATMdHnq3lu6
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「好啊!言言,那麽待會兒學校見!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAcLk8J71w7O
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(高娜美,你為甚麽連假日回校彩排文化祭,又不是正日!你都要花上三個小時化個仙女妝?可憐你親弟,現在就這樣被一個變態在虐待!=口=)117Please respect copyright.PENANAI0AB5LPWot
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“死言變態,竟然真的不當我是人對待!?”117Please respect copyright.PENANARuFrJb5mFY
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高誠俊家的大門在關上前一刻,言一還如主人般一直拉緊他後頸的衣領,117Please respect copyright.PENANAXZaRN9VGtA
他強迫他要跟上他的步伐,可他不是狗啊!117Please respect copyright.PENANAP2UmaVQKMM
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如果真的是的話,高誠俊一定會瘋狗症身般咬上他幾口,哼!117Please respect copyright.PENANAzaPbjwcT8Q
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「言一,你變態啊!還不放開你的右手?否則我窒息前一定要告你『意圖謀殺』!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAGl2n0xsUFX
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「小俊,我問你窒息前還有氣報警嗎?倒不如留口氣,待會兒你還要頂替我試彈學校那古董琴。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAxNQPc3Fe4z
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“古董琴?啊!我被今早的『香吻』事件嚇到忘了!”
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「言一,怎麽我三天前遇上你就連還不幸!你是我的背後靈嗎?」
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剎那間,老麥快餐店內的四周圍都完全被高誠俊的響亮「吐糟」而寂靜無聲,
食客們紛紛抬頭望向他和言變態的座位上。
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明顯地,高誠俊開始後悔莫及,場內的雌性動物都向言變態進行注目禮,對他是怒目禮!?117Please respect copyright.PENANAWrieagJCpH
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(她們如蘋果般殷紅的臉上還有些微口水快從嘴角邊流下,真是失禮!=口=)117Please respect copyright.PENANAPEjpzdUJY2
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現在不是讓高誠俊評論時下「花癡」眾生相,他馬上要「除靈」了!
否則身為大好青年的高同學,可能一輩子就這樣子被言變態這只背後靈糾纏不清(?)
因為親姐的男朋友是他,可惡!
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「我請客,你不用還我錢,只因為你是娜美的親弟弟。」
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什麽?高誠俊是否還要倒霉到向背後靈說聲Thank you?
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「你到底走不走啊?小俊!」
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「離開老麥前,我想好好認真的解決兩件事,第一,你今早幹嗎吻我?第二,你幹嗎叫我小俊?我們高中時跟對方都不是很熟!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7uYLp85aw
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眼前的言變態非但沒有生氣,臉上還紅暈微現,難道說高誠俊的眼睛終於出現幻覺了?117Please respect copyright.PENANAcNoJZIM6jP
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雖說他心裏明白這是他喜歡他的證明!
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可下一秒,言一臉色變回正常更沉默不語的摘下他那黑色膠框的眼鏡,117Please respect copyright.PENANAYpMYZ0wnLi
一邊用紙巾擦鏡片,一邊哼起了一小段旋律...117Please respect copyright.PENANA1FbhZZFV1B
(好熟悉,在那裏聽到過?)117Please respect copyright.PENANAqrERPnfEBU
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「如果,我吻你是Perhaps Love,你會相信嗎?」117Please respect copyright.PENANA68UpXQWTJh
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大家同時抬頭的瞬間,言一突然回話,窗外陽光也剛好照耀到他的臉上,
尤其是一對深棕色的眼睛,格外亮麗,大概是因為他沒有帶上眼鏡的關係吧?
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「嗯?你這是在向我告白嗎?」高誠俊故作冷靜說。事實上,他的心跳再次被言一這句Perhaps Love突然加快N倍「噗嗵」跳動!
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高誠俊故意提高嗓子說:「完全明白了!言一大人喜歡我所以故意親近我姐娜美,否則你不會常常親昵地叫我,我沒有猜錯吧?」117Please respect copyright.PENANALqLwZdg3BU
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現場氣氛奇怪起來,是他自己導致嗎?誰叫言變態沒事幹的還要給他開場那麽大的玩笑?117Please respect copyright.PENANAig1GVSeKhU
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「什麽Perhaps Love?這根本就是Perhaps Trick!」高誠俊繼續演好十年前自己的角色和語氣怒氣說。
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「小俊,看來我真的低估了你...想象力好到加零一,不參加戲劇社,真是浪費人才,哈哈!我說的Perhaps Love是指我愛屋及烏,你是我女朋友的弟弟,當然要親昵的叫小俊!難道小俊你會錯意以為我喜歡你啦?」
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「言變態!醜話說在前,我知道你是我的背後靈!」
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「呵?小俊的背後靈是我的話,我的會是你,怪不得我最近感覺到被一股灼熱的眼光偷偷摸摸地看著!」
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「什麽?言變態!你有種就跟老子再說一篇!」高誠俊相信他的臉色怒氣沖天到像一顆紅色的計時炸彈!
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可惜,十年前的他聽到言一的嘲諷說話後,心中出現的只有憎恨,神馬「喜歡」感覺都沒有!
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不過,如今他多麽想在所有人面前怒發沖冠地指著言一罵:「死言變態,我一定要盡快利用三天前的事向我親姐和全校女生師生們揭開你這個優等生的真面目,請你等著被我「除靈」和我要你承認喜歡我!」
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之後,時間來到今天新的上學日...
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「你可惡!十年前我堂堂男子漢一條卻被你弄到日後娘娘腔化!現在我後悔跟你結婚!」
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「小高,你說啥娘娘腔?我聽不明,不過呢,結婚是人生大事要好好考慮,考慮!」小胖坐他身邊安慰說。
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「你不用考慮嘛!你從頭到尾最希望和男人婆結婚,哈,你們到最後還不是…」
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高誠俊差點將真相對小胖說出來,幸好理智控制了他的說話能力,他馬上尷尬補充說:「你們現在還不是沒有關係!」
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「……」小胖無語問蒼天的囧樣偷看了男人婆的方向,高誠俊內疚的伸手拍拍好友的肩膀說:「對不起!」
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『要說「對不起」就跟老師說吧!高誠俊,簡日清,你們竟然堂上說話?現在罰你們畫兩張,下課前交!』