分享完我嘅故事之後,係時候要講點樣超渡我嘅前度,雖然你呢度嘅服務係超渡前度,不過我唔係要超渡前度,亦都唔係要忘記同前度一齊所產生嘅記憶,而係我想回復返我同前度嘅記憶,希望我可以永世都記得我同佢所做嘅嘢。134Please respect copyright.PENANAuwZJY2J0dk
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我真係好鍾意你,雖然隔咗十四年,但我鍾意你嘅心一直未變,即使呢十四年嚟,所有環境事物都隨著時間流逝而變遷,但我對你嘅愛卻天變、地變、情不變。134Please respect copyright.PENANAefY00rTNUd
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而呢個你,我唔想講佢叫咩名。最後,我想講,我唔係曹敏,我叫嘈喧巴閉啊!134Please respect copyright.PENANADUwDCE9rAf
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(阿嘈視覺完)134Please respect copyright.PENANApBRqHr8pEX
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「咩咩邊個佢?嗰個根本就係我嚟嘅。」一講嘈喧巴閉,我肯定佢所講嘅前度100%係我,因為嘈喧巴閉呢個名係我以前幫佢改嘅,因為佢以前喺學校真係好嘈,成日吱吱喳喳,雞啄唔斷。134Please respect copyright.PENANAOOgsH1NO7N
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「我唔鍾意講佢個名係咪唔得先?」童年時期嘅幼稚一下子由心底湧上,呢個肯定係曹敏無誤了。134Please respect copyright.PENANAog3Zi8Icob
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「就係唔得,唔嗌人個名一啲禮貌都冇。」你有你傻,我有我癲,情侶性格究竟係要互補長短,定係要大致相同,我相信你哋都估到我鍾意邊種啦!134Please respect copyright.PENANA2y9eIW6Nrq
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「咁我叫佢BB囉得未?」我知道曹敏仲係鍾意我嘅,只不過之前冇時間同大家講啫。134Please respect copyright.PENANAaQCiwIoFvI
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「係嘅BB。」我都唔隱藏我對佢嘅愛意。134Please respect copyright.PENANAoUnRFhuyTl
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「乜你鍾意我㗎咩?定係你求其敷衍我㗎咋?」我發現,之前曾經有曖昧嘅女仔都同我唔係好夾,但唯獨同阿嘈一齊永遠係最smooth嘅。134Please respect copyright.PENANAWhCxQxIZtX
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「當值嘅前度超渡師係唔可以對住客人講大話㗎!」呢個守則亦都係條文嘅其中之一嚟,身為前度超渡師一定要誠實咁回答客人嘅提問。134Please respect copyright.PENANA5dQ32DwwqO
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「我唔信,你都係吹水嘅。」阿嘈調皮咁講,成個「大細路」。134Please respect copyright.PENANAndBhqmjP2v
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子華神話齋:「講係冇用嘅,做啦!」咁我梗係俾啲實則動作佢啦。134Please respect copyright.PENANAkn1AUrJMpx
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「喂!做咩偷雞嘴我?」大鑊,係咪我太進取呢?134Please respect copyright.PENANAedRG2TI63F
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「不過你都係補返十四年前喺機場差我嗰一吻,你仲有接住呢十四年要找數喎。」聽佢即刻補返一句,我就知道我冇做錯,亦都冇再錯失一段良緣。134Please respect copyright.PENANAyi5pb2mLoC
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「係呢,你今晚有冇嘢做?」既然機會喺我面前,梗係要珍惜一下先啦!134Please respect copyright.PENANAgQT2fV3eVU
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「我呢啲大小姐好難約㗎喎,見係你就俾個機會你先。」我唔相信阿嘈會拒絕我嘅,話晒佢都特登抽時間嚟「前度超渡株式會社」搵我啦!134Please respect copyright.PENANAfmPGQEeE6t
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「不如我哋去食芝士撈麵?」今次唔使喺校巴search食咩,喺我心入面已經有一個答案。134Please respect copyright.PENANAPRTfoJVkMS
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「真係㗎!好吖,而家就去啦!」十四年前嘅對話,十四年後講嘅嘢都係一模一樣。134Please respect copyright.PENANAIckS6b6iMq
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做freelance嘅好處就係可以自己決定收工時間,唔使跟從人哋返工時間,自己做老闆,自己話事,所以今晚如果有Walk-in嘅客人真係唔好意思,要白行一趟喇!134Please respect copyright.PENANArRsoG8ry8W
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同阿嘈有共識食咩之後就即刻熄燈收舖,出發去食嘢(當然呢個超渡冇收到佢錢啦,我唔係啲咁貪錢嘅人嚟)。落到地面,太陽都消失得無影無蹤,簡直係一個食晚餐加食糖水嘅好時機啊!134Please respect copyright.PENANAeqxmW4dNTy
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沿著小路行出去巴士站搭車,成段時間就好似第一次秋季旅行相識咁,互相講講下大家自己呢排所經歷嘅嘢,承接返機場離別之後嘅對話,去到呢一刻我都一樣咁覺得,同阿嘈傾偈真係好舒服。134Please respect copyright.PENANAEtWRcCXgT1
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「下一站係:金巴利道。」到站提示廣播聲帶喺頭頂嘅喇叭響起,話俾我哋聽係時候要落車。短途車程去到呢度就完,但我哋長途邂逅嘅下章,而家先正式開始。134Please respect copyright.PENANAYHi6qGJTf0
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「請問幾位?」撈麵店大排長龍,竟然連普通街坊小店都要攞飛排隊。無辦法啦,自從呢間嘢受到唔少網絡媒體嘅大肆宣傳之後,啲客人就綿延不絕,始終呢度啲出品真心高質,豬扒芝士撈麵真係大件夾抵食。134Please respect copyright.PENANAu8TaK1KxSY
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好多邊緣人都覺得,平時講嘢冇人理真係好慘,但如果去做嗌飛嗰個人,我相信全場人嘅焦點都會集中喺一開口嘅時候,不過當嗌中唔係所屬嘅食客時候,十成九喺心入面都用粗口咒爆佢全家。134Please respect copyright.PENANA2BY87mc5Vz
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「好賤囉你,我咁好人點會詛咒個waiter呢?」阿嘈聽完呢個爛gag之後已經笑到飛起,隔離啲人唔知我講咩,分分鐘以為我用藥迷暈佢先喺街爆笑。134Please respect copyright.PENANA7TWOkgOQaJ
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自從同阿嘈分手之後,我自己都間唔中落嚟尖沙嘴食芝士撈麵,食完就行Donki、海傍,緬懷一下同曹敏相處嘅時光,亦都曾經幻想過如果有機會同阿嘈再次一齊嘅時候會講過啲咩。134Please respect copyright.PENANAi4iIbryeC1
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換言之呢段gag已經鋪排咗十四年、呢個一齊食芝士撈麵都等咗十四年,當然中間都有斷斷續續啦,始終之前都有同其他女仔有一齊過,呢啲時間就冇諗過曹敏啦!134Please respect copyright.PENANAbT7c2vf0v5
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大家唔好鬧我係狗公,見女埋身就話鍾意,我接著幾集都會慢慢解釋嘅,不過等我講埋我要講嘅嘢先。134Please respect copyright.PENANAEjpwmLO06B
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點解會放唔低曹敏?我諗咗呢個問題好耐,唔知邊個著名學家曾經講過:人永遠最有記憶就係第一次。呢句嘢嘅意思係,每個人發生嘅「第一次」都會係最印象深刻嘅。可能係第一次拍拖、第一次拖手、第一次錫等等,而上述嘅第一次,都係同阿嘈拍拖嘅時候發生嘅,當然都係同阿嘈一齊製造嘅回憶啦!唔通好似你諗嘅一腳踏兩船咩?134Please respect copyright.PENANA08wh5mZaEW
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「係呢,你點解會做咗前度超渡師㗎?」阿嘈問返我一個好多人問嘅問題,呢個問題,每次超渡幾乎都有人問,因為呢個職業前無古人,後無來者。134Please respect copyright.PENANA9XqudRwhlD
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「咁你邊食邊聽喇,呢個都係一個長到不能再長嘅故事嚟。」大家好似睇咗幾集關於「前度超渡株式會社」嘅故事,但現實已經過咗五年。134Please respect copyright.PENANAdBfhZWuy5h
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(待續 To be continued)134Please respect copyright.PENANAR8kldJPggt
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