（故事純屬虛構，如有雷同，實屬巧合）410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIUyo2cHTo
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oPq3wwaV0
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQRm0Dgtgz
「娶老婆一定要娶處女！」410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cBFETs2Pz
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v2QaAUu4i
「就算唔係處女，自己老婆個處都一定要係自己破嘅！」410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAVoyjuZrj
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrhp5vgR8D
喺呢個二十一世紀，思想開放嘅年代，仍然有不少男士有「揀老婆要揀處女」呢種守舊觀念，本人就覺得假如真心鐘意一個人，係絕對唔會介意對方係咪處。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe6SC5xH2j
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUWgX7xnMO
因此以上兩句說話我並不認同，但係由細到大我老豆同老母都喺我耳邊，不停灌輸呢兩句說話。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDRcWpyGuH
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUumfWzNno
大家唔好誤會，佢兩老並無宗教信仰，思想亦唔係封建守舊，佢地之所以一直叮囑我要揾個處女做老婆，其實都係為左我條命仔著想。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ri4vsxZ7a
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8MOpNr3V0
因為我一旦同非處女結婚，就會七孔流血而死。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqcckY1T0H
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWkJdlx1Uz
聽落好似好荒謬，我第一次聽到嗰陣，都覺得天下間點會有咁無稽嘅事？410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5itlUH5RiL
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS4d37ozNF
咩娶唔係處女嘅女人做老婆就會死，呢種講法完全就同嗰啲「食剩飯大個會娶豆皮婆」一樣，都係毫無根據。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipVHWqqECg
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim6pBuIijo
所以，我自細就唔信我老豆老母呢套講法。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpv17kS9m5
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp2AmueATb
直至到十八歲嗰年，參加過我老豆個細佬，亦即係我阿叔個婚禮，我先知道原來一切都係真有其事。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYJgbIwKLs
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVUwOJfMdA
我阿叔就係唔信邪，唔理多位親友嘅勸阻，堅持要娶一個離過婚嘅女人做老婆。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8dHfldgFk
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZjw7rDC6b
離過婚唔緊要，問題係個女人唔係處女。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1ZEaVGT8O
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbv2uO4ok2x
雖然時隔已多年，但當時嘅場面仍然歷歷在目。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdEQroqFKu
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUInjPyH8bH
喺一間神聖嘅教堂內，我阿叔對愛人講出「我願意」，並喺交換戒指嘅嗰一刻，突然噴血倒地。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf2KJXXnFY
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF3qPSv5Vw
準確嚟講，唔單止係個口吐血，就佢連一對眼、兩個鼻哥窿同兩邊耳仔，合共加埋七個窿，都噴出大量鮮血。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo0Elat36W
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7pUxTphQl
場面既恐怖又嚇人。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKVDYylUZq
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJPE6tlkm5
最後，我阿叔因失血過多，當場斷氣身亡。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0VK95vzhh
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlsGoR6wTT
呢件事對我衝擊好大，一嚟血腥嘅畫面十分震撼，二嚟阿叔竟然真係死左。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFlimoXEHa
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoMFIQK9Ss
自此我先明白到，老豆老母原來無「昆」我，娶個唔係處女嘅女人做老婆，真係會死人。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeu6QuBptV
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcjbsRRoi7
至於點解會有啲咁荒謬嘅事，咁就要追溯返我阿爺嘅阿爺嗰一代。
我阿爺嘅阿爺以前係個蝦蝦霸霸嘅地主，得罪人多稱呼人少，有一次就唔小心得罪左一個茅山道士。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNowr5Ytm9
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86O4OzIZPb
據聞佢強行拆人地個道觀，霸左塊地嚟起屋。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3hhwsUBFH
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPEUaQVjdN
個道士為左報復，就施法落咒，詛咒我阿爺嘅阿爺，以及其後世子孫，娶老婆如果唔係娶處女就要七孔流血死。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60wvnYdLNN
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30k5O4dwTc
後來，我阿爺個阿爺五十歲大壽嗰年，想迎娶第四個老婆，個臭道士就趁機會，夾埋個大妗姐裝佢彈弓。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreiKfKQpKb
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXopjCtfdhh
佢叫個大妗姐揾個青樓女子，包裝成黃花閨女，介紹俾我阿爺嘅阿爺。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAHs7H37zO
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5njKS9DSkK
結果個臭道士真係奸計得逞，我阿爺嘅阿爺娶左個一雙玉臂千人枕嘅風塵女子為妾，拜堂嗰一日，夫妻交拜完之後，佢就吐血身亡。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYyst3evln
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrHVSQw4ph
個詛咒並無就此結束，而係一直流傳落去家族每一代男丁身上。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9P3SKC1Bj
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49HnDBpIQ6
我老豆就好好彩，喺讀書時期識到我阿媽，一畢業出嚟做嘢佢地就結婚。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X7uxGKalm
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTpBWfmQTR
話曬嗰個年代大部分女人都守身如玉，我阿媽同我老豆都係第一次，佢地結婚完全無問題。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g7CqIFi2J
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWkyidaIzp
就係咁，我老豆避過一劫，仲生左我出嚟，個詛咒則隨之傳到我呢一代。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh90d2M6Yzr
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYqsi4k85g
隨年月變更，社會風氣越嚟越開放，男又好女又好，喺呢個年代，仲邊有人會將隻「豬」留到結婚嗰日。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjpFl4tNK4
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe00I9woCTH
除非係超級虔誠嘅教徒，否則正常上到大學，好多人都破曬處。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ0vCyKVky
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzNonCjpTV
好樣啲嗰班，讀中學就已經破左處。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5NboFRbZY
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3asZ4LYDlR
我女朋友Veronica就係屬於樣靚波大嗰批，佢話佢讀大學嗰陣就無左第一次。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm8C076O1F
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lLe0sr32p
相比之下，我就遲佢幾年。我係出嚟做左兩年嘢，二十五歲嗰陣識到Veronica先破嘅處。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK5OfDmpzg
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YGrl0V3LY
即係話，我嘅第一次俾左依家嘅女朋友，但係對方嘅第一次就唔係俾左我。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡai6Ac9dfkQ
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDmPaw55qk
有啲人可能會介意女朋友個處唔係自己破，我就唔介意呢啲嘢。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLn3F8q3LC
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE6UtGB9Cm
因為小弟條件唔好，屋企唔係有錢，個樣亦都唔靚仔，由細到大都溝唔到女，所以有女朋友已經好心滿意足。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bzJVVe66H
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oiuIrRZHb
更難得嘅係，Veronica又靚女又大波，一個外在條件咁好嘅女仔，竟然唔介意我又窮又柒，咁都肯同我一齊，我覺得自己真係幾生修到。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXfBdZtBJt
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHUJpv5P8L
注意：呢度講嘅大波係36E，純天然無添加，揸落軟淋淋。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDaI6RGM3P
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGpAQDV3aQ
除左「胸前偉大」之外，佢個樣都唔差，同日本演員佐佐木希都有幾分相似。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF89Uq3hnIW
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqm0V9R1OvM
講真，一個咁完美嘅女人，願意同我呢個柒頭毒撚一齊，試問我仲可以介意啲咩。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxORh1mFSS
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOTpYPPluR
我地拍左拖兩年幾，差唔多都三年，大家感情一直都幾好，好到都已經去到談婚論嫁嘅地步。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90xUv4rmR6
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnh4HFb4k1
對方不時都借啲意問我幾時娶佢，只係一講到結婚，問題就嚟啦。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjYakyPkBC
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0cJzCTt5E
Veronica唔係處女，個處亦都唔係我破嘅，背負家族詛咒嘅我，假如同佢結婚，隨時就會落得我阿叔咁嘅下場。410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y6h6YzuTT
410Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSHsuqXKzM
面前咁嘅情況，我真係唔知點算好……
