阿叔就住喺同一條邨嘅隔籬座。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGnOBwtDEL
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細細個我成日會去阿叔屋企玩，到大個讀左中學，有左自己嘅朋友圈子後，我同阿叔嘅關係都漸漸疏遠左。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyqbPQrv3A
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「大佬呀，你係咪得罪你啲咩，點解你死唔斷氣，係都要跟住嚟？」阿叔入lift，按下3字。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbypRC7fpp
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我跟住佢入lift：「我煩你都係想你聽我講，阿叔你快快脆飛左Shirley，真心唔可以同佢結婚。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhAkfln8cZ
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「都話左我唔會同佢結婚。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyjpQYdPEp
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「你依家可能係咁諗，但兩年後話唔定你就會改變主意，所以趁未鑄成大錯前，最好即刻同佢斬攬。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IEQTBiCGv
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「得得得，你好煩，我聽日就同佢分手，咁你滿意未？」升降機到達三樓，阿叔快步行出升降機。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5YNmNrOke
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「你係真先好講。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdr5A2cSzi
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阿叔打開屋企門：「我講真架，咁你走得未？」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7qo1OfGBu
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「都係唔好，我要見到你講分手先放心，唔好等聽日，家下你就打電話同佢講。」我跟埋對方入屋。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcb2odpjaz4
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「唉頂，你真係好q煩！你口口聲聲話，兩年後我會同Shirley結婚，而且我仲喺婚禮上噴血死，咁你有無證據？你話我死左，咁『車頭相』都要俾張嚟睇下掛，我先知你講真定講假。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tjg2VybKD
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阿叔放低工具箱，然後攞出打火機，點一口煙。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKekl6scC8
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「車頭相…？呢樣我又無喎…」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwaccasXgU
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「咁你無證據，我好難信你，啱唔啱先？」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePM5UkwC4F
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阿叔吐出煙圈，拎起一本放喺茶几嘅書，坐到梳化揭開嚟睇。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1fUMpSENr
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我以為係波經、馬經之類，睇真啲發現原來係村上春樹嘅《挪威的森林》。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9M77y5S3Q
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阿叔平時粗人一個，睇開唔係龍虎門就係龍虎豹，幾時變得咁有文學修養，學人睇村上春樹。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOiM9jW4v9
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「係咪我有證據證明，你就信我先？」我問阿叔。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcWVeTJChT
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「你揾到先再講。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73uFuA4suY
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我一心想說服阿叔，無奈手頭上無證據，又確係令人難以信服。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzG1GGBzIM
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「點呀，有無證據？無你就唔好再阿支阿左。」佢又吐一口煙。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqgQwWJHcv
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阿叔係一個好硬頸嘅人，我都知要氹掂佢唔係咁容易。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAebNI2z6E
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想當日我老豆為左勸佢唔好娶Shirley入門，幾乎打大交反面咁滯。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT2RJGlHKb
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我老豆講到明如果阿叔堅持結婚嘅話，佢就要同對方斷絕關係，可惜說話講到呢個份上，阿叔都仍然無動於衷，堅持要結婚。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUftWBIeZS
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所以佢話同Shirley只係玩玩下，我係唔多信，雖然事實上佢份人又真係幾花fit，換畫快過換鞋，但係事實擺在眼前，兩年後佢呢隻無腳雀仔，真係綁「死」左喺一棵樹上。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR969BlxcGN
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阿叔合返埋本書，打一個喊露：「我返房恰陣先，你走嗰陣唔該記得閂門。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxr9irnBzV
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「等陣先阿叔，仲有啲嘢請教下你。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WQB9CBOVB
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「又咩事？」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZRdCiMNMr
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既然阿叔係情場浪子，溝女有一手，咁不如就揾佢教下路。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIHMmoefb1
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「依家我呢，就溝緊個十幾歲嘅靚妹，已經衰左幾次，想問阿叔平時你有無咩溝女伎倆，不如教兩招嚟？」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6ZJKgraak
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「我揸住架『二碌』，由東廊走轉去謝斐道，一落車啲女就自然走過嚟架啦，唔洗溝架喎。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xFIq64DiH
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我阿叔玩開電單車，後生嗰陣去勻港九新界揾人片車，後來先收心養性，無再玩啲危險嘢。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkKGtBtwCx
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「咁…咁即係點？」我問。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt59BIX0d2g
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「即係手車夠快就識到女，你識唔識揸電單車？」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9wqZ8Irb2
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「唔識。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuB0rv6suc
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「咁我就幫你唔到。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYX8bPWfJx
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睇嚟我問錯人。
我返到自己屋企，咁啱遇著十六歲嘅我出門。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKea53i4gk
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「咦，你去邊？」我問。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq5emEoLVb
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「出去食個飯，然後同阿德落網吧打機囉。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIDmseml6p
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「老豆老母唔返嚟煮飯咩？」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cY1jZcSgk
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「唔返，佢兩個今晚過澳門。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcffu27ewSm
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照咁講法，上次我開唔到門，響門鈴無人應，真係因為屋企無人。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTGuKgOvo0
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後尾老豆老母有返嚟，我就喺走廊遇到佢地，當其時隱約聽到佢地講話，唔記得帶身份證，睇嚟係返轉頭攞返。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjxdbMjdyp
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兩老一得閒就會過澳門揾朋友打麻雀，一唔打就會身痕。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOlirWH9gM
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「咁你幾點返嚟？返嗰陣順手買個外賣返嚟。」我話。354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZgmfZeu84
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「你咁大個人就自己買啦。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXgU2YzgqW
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「咁麻煩...算啦，我地一齊食啦，反正我都有啲肚餓。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST1ddDhdJm
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「唔係嘛，食飯都跟住嚟。」354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2pURyUWwa
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「係啦，行啦。」
