入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ299TTeeH4W
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtiMZhV6aM
我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFWAr12ybD
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYwHWtBaW1
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7fHYGXl9V
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnN024b6sm
「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaN9JMG5v9
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLg9a7dYB4
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAdzJ4Nqed
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP14W839WdX
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2PN3o05oo
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6869ua85ca
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzETNWTwrO
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYSA5UQkz0
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81m0nRsnvq
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShjkgAyT1w
「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pqaq6qUUU
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkT5ZEG8LD
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxC2whLqDA
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra49hwBhhY
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiMDZ6HSLg
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9FPfjDfgm
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajsv84ruRJ
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2pa0GvoVQ
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1EkhqymTV
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEMUR8YYtS
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8je94DoLTe
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibTi2xH5Ci
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGWoAOO2gL
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡII7egcELjR
仆街！絞肚痛！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMy36z0JFU
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMm7rQVYM8
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU5oc9zFvu
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsHIZlbXhL
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgEyJWeeLd
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyjgqKX6w0
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx41lnu0PQ
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YqvBsBipB
莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnZ7rv9YQd
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k619EkCtv
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFp7ssCqn5f
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZtUmfpd1W
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTEbkuYEgk
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsRhk3mTkV
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG45FbFv9g6
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMkyd1Udth
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz58zIVDe33
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lXnX2iwU0
之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHfuqO9zSL
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRZthdAII2
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9uOnDu7PI
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVxEbqPvfF
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMW9Im5sw8
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDFGbVmDkI
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjsg8sgIhx
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD3hzicjf6
訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlxopPRWoC
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPmcMz093t
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1TxEzfo8k
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y7KiMva8z
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp3O1Jx8Li
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvdazU1UA3
我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCpBjPeoph
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmkGwcISxt
最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4GaaOGEs0
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfPhZg6WmQ
原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0tJhgIAe6
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2Cc8OxfpA
醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen53rdMuz3
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskx1sdNR4i
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFGBXPBUKp
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM4FP4MA6a
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ978e4MvH6x
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSICHfHyMm
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3QIBmiT9D
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb3O89ngSc
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP5Xfz4lbT
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AKkflF81g
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfg95FiPuq
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4mHg1sUem
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Yqy25I25M
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZacsJnts7
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17thqD7nfG
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75kFFJDO8N
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2WgOuK7rx
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUVXGUHPFg
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fMz40v6A3
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3CdtELgmW
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLuop56sR2
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCDJUr6rCJ
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdbOsdcUNo
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmqgqoW7ET
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQFvYia6uW
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn68TrKu5BS
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29uTXY3FdP
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Udpn64DJa
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu0EuciHAL
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DZ4Tsi21a
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4IzSMsHZF
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9MVgWavLs
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlem2m45fD
同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSGBjv1PeW
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9ttPtzEAq
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJINOfFxuTT
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQRFzTkXwU
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3T6i0EX9x
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOtgsFbmB3
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBleAsw6KR
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkJOxvGt9N
「頂，一時講錯啫…」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHvQeBEJIt
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFZ1pYXYiP
「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8gH0A7tuf
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjND0kaieX
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYoXBLImpm
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82MYV8nrgl
幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
