入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM8v3BRGHx
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我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJJPl55gkA
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlN8LWULYf
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaAVqFGVxc
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cNeGrbtMu
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAIuucDpca
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpqdJF5pAR
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEignO5VCX
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsKrDr4ZhO
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiSIp9vikE
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7rzSOKfHx
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「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqN4w7J6t4
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「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9V9iedobc
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8oG3jxI6t
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ67lrZVbd1
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbblRYJrzS
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD1w8uXyZT
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreWomm1xK9
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SPuO8mywe
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwQ3of3Akz
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcaiCuiPnM
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcneYNbGfq
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCjizZVRah
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCo9lrVRSf
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRx452GxdN
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0syH05cWH
仆街！絞肚痛！326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyaBEg9mSr
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaqrmBjmR7
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHG18m2jin
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkhpL5nLnc
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbt5qtz2zL
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHzV4yNsuS
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUjDP4jHTq
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莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNVI6VF8bk
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhScZWbWFSm
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJ8CK2hE3e
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NkP1b4pb1
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvNILjgv3W
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuSFPDpxNE
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWVAdwzdkk
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSjR69ou6Q
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhkRkZYIeI
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之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc47cA0UAER
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtaCofVDKr
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3vfjtp9BE
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8CTB81NJ0
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUCbpuAbHL
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaKJwfjixm
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEtT655hJk
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ5hmdlS3g
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16A8kcMhcw
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1dXz5M3o8
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31kBq00IcP
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbndXKnyK2
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我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdV5v8DwHbF
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J6cGTLWb0
最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDF6ywaU3Q
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWv2UHE9if
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRClkGyQTEf
醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXb3yyvJqS
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzes7nOPEia
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr37EgF8STQ
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoEaHdAsbj
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jbttbbLNu
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWd3VG7014
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiltj3NZkpQ
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcOlqhVrxc
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgtBu492Ib
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuTsW0ZR0L
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g4SjZppuq
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaGIlyDAnL
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL4gYRnNSw
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3iUgEBPLV
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8skG1T9Loj
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmyFgSktt8
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6WDgHvcj1
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMcIvJRC14
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRQzAfuIDq
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFGol5gpDv
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnAcPjpQp7
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21bPSaOaK5
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKypbZBOIbu
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc4aIrAcI9
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82zaInePpN
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFBwmHgoKr
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkQ3QrOw7e
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwKWJazib0
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2D1DdgR08
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ619FRGNBo9
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5cptWDCmT
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopQoLaMh96
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJl6H4YKvr
同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP5qPHjr2O
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJpsNTekH8
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfB5i1UeJ6
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzk4Q3DzgE9
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwwIWmht5Q
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMiIqrZgsp
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmmS6oCOEk
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve9SkCD3V8
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1auU4oXnK
「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQizTTlPaJ4
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佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB6AvmEfK8
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
