剛過午夜12點。526Please respect copyright.PENANAS2ttzpUP7f
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女 :「我們分手吧。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAYye9fWQTRD
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男 :「咦?等一下,為什麼啊?」526Please respect copyright.PENANAP8AtoI9s5x
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女 :「你難道還不明白嗎?相處那麼久了,我已經受夠你很多地方。」526Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ob3oJdESj
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男 :「難不成是……因為我的口臭,我們一直沒辦法接吻。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAmNQvoi4wTb
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女 :「不只那個。」526Please respect copyright.PENANA9eIehIVV7e
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男 :「因為我會流手汗……所以沒辦法牽手。」526Please respect copyright.PENANA6qFwHUBL2M
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女 :「那也是其中之一。」526Please respect copyright.PENANA7o1vhPAIgZ
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男 :「因為我打呼很大聲,我們一直都是分開睡。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAhBRYvc4iAk
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女 :「看來你很清楚自己的缺點嘛,但還有一件最嚴重的事。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAzT3q7xuFBx
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男 :「可惡,該不會被妳發現了吧,我有一次拿妳常吹的小號去通馬桶。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAh40crgn1kN
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女 :「欸?」526Please respect copyright.PENANAhaBGUB5MDT
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男 :「嗯?還是說,我把妳10萬元的LV包弄不見,換成一個一模一樣的仿貨的事。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAUty6Eo4dCt
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女 :「等等......」526Please respect copyright.PENANAxdNaA6jJMG
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男 :「不然是,我不小心弄斷妳的口紅,然後隨便用紅色蠟筆黏上去…...」526Please respect copyright.PENANAOXaCVL4k7G
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女 :「你這個混蛋原來做過這些事嗎!?」526Please respect copyright.PENANAbCTAUhyxGv
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男 :「噫!我、我不是故意的!」526Please respect copyright.PENANAs1CsHFPy8r
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女 :「今天……不,昨天是我們的交往紀念日,我一直在你身邊暗示你,結果過了12點你還是沒想起來。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAEHmPZLi2kk
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男 :「……交往紀念日?」526Please respect copyright.PENANAGjAMSNoa3m
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女 :「啊啊,不過我放心了,聽完剛剛那些,總覺得就算現在殺了你,也不會有絲毫的罪惡感。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAZkkLdEql9B
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男 :「剛剛不是說要分手嗎,恩,我們分手吧!現在,馬上。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAgr0f30WLqq
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