剛過午夜12點。528Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ha74ygUin
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女 :「我們分手吧。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAfYVlFdZ7d1
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男 :「咦?等一下,為什麼啊?」528Please respect copyright.PENANAu1rxYAPVSy
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女 :「你難道還不明白嗎?相處那麼久了,我已經受夠你很多地方。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAZuYycyDcWh
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男 :「難不成是……因為我的口臭,我們一直沒辦法接吻。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAlghBhPLQjA
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女 :「不只那個。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAFvYHrJyE64
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男 :「因為我會流手汗……所以沒辦法牽手。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAFe5Aa9J1EQ
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女 :「那也是其中之一。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAHdj2f4zJ7I
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男 :「因為我打呼很大聲,我們一直都是分開睡。」528Please respect copyright.PENANA60eiF3oN5d
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女 :「看來你很清楚自己的缺點嘛,但還有一件最嚴重的事。」528Please respect copyright.PENANApg4gcqhcg2
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男 :「可惡,該不會被妳發現了吧,我有一次拿妳常吹的小號去通馬桶。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAwbKSPP9bvl
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女 :「欸?」528Please respect copyright.PENANASJ2RNm7S5X
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男 :「嗯?還是說,我把妳10萬元的LV包弄不見,換成一個一模一樣的仿貨的事。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAfWULN1QPby
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女 :「等等......」528Please respect copyright.PENANA42wSV51ema
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男 :「不然是,我不小心弄斷妳的口紅,然後隨便用紅色蠟筆黏上去…...」528Please respect copyright.PENANAuJq9WwYlVX
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女 :「你這個混蛋原來做過這些事嗎!?」528Please respect copyright.PENANAkSafGIYJTX
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男 :「噫!我、我不是故意的!」528Please respect copyright.PENANAuaf5O2b01h
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女 :「今天……不,昨天是我們的交往紀念日,我一直在你身邊暗示你,結果過了12點你還是沒想起來。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAr1U2TWtY12
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男 :「……交往紀念日?」528Please respect copyright.PENANAZBKFYgK0Z0
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女 :「啊啊,不過我放心了,聽完剛剛那些,總覺得就算現在殺了你,也不會有絲毫的罪惡感。」528Please respect copyright.PENANAS2ZlYKPn2i
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男 :「剛剛不是說要分手嗎,恩,我們分手吧!現在,馬上。」528Please respect copyright.PENANArleUv3Uaoh
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