唔知點解我突然想起《星球大戰》的劇情,Obi-wan mind trick啲stormtrooper(白兵,都話我似做「兵」啦)。587Please respect copyright.PENANACVoNqdsnpd
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Obi-Sum(force mode)587Please respect copyright.PENANANt9v9ENRyL587Please respect copyright.PENANAOvm89xhXfd
白「兵」587Please respect copyright.PENANAqRkn8IJ9Lj
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你今晚好想出街,起碼出到11點嘅,係咪?587Please respect copyright.PENANAWhZnPZXldT587Please respect copyright.PENANAkF8xKzDE9d
我今晚真係好想出街,起碼出到11點。587Please respect copyright.PENANAW8k60O1Mk7
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你今晚好想送阿心返屋企嘅,係咪?587Please respect copyright.PENANARQyvzrCdse587Please respect copyright.PENANAEA59DNgwo4
我今晚真係好想送阿心返屋企。587Please respect copyright.PENANAybGn4opSl3
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話說以前電視台每逢大時大節,必定會重播《星球大戰》三部曲(今天稱為四五六部曲吧),聖誕新年就一定是《國王與我》、《仙樂飄飄處處聞》,因為當年看電視幾乎是唯一的娛樂,所以如我這般年紀的小朋友,「起碼」已經重睇《星戰》系列接近十次,熟悉程度幾乎連對白,甚至呼吸位都記得一清二楚,雖然我的英語能力超廢,可是《Star Wars》的英語對白卻能朗朗上口。唉~如果會考有咁好記性,我入咗「三大」䟴䟴腳啦…587Please respect copyright.PENANAtQ2U20qbj8
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在這場少男少女攻防戰中,試問當Jedi對上Stormtrooper,戰力懸殊是常識唔使講了吧,毫無疑問我已經落在絕對的下風了。587Please respect copyright.PENANAuuKKWGWqmg
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I have a bad feeling about this…587Please respect copyright.PENANARWxp2GoIA8
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話口未完,我已經潰不成軍,無奈兼面容扭曲地呻吟:「我唔知點解今晚突然好想出街喎,又唔知點解會去到11點嘅,最唔明我又覺得好危險想妳送我喎,噉女俠妳認為我去邊度行街好呢?」587Please respect copyright.PENANAVjTndzHXbX
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我一邊說她已經一邊咭咭笑,到最後更笑過不停:「嘻嘻…哈…我都話你想出街㗎啦…哈哈…我哋有個舊同學住【灣大】Hall,佢話唔想太遲返去,所以我哋今晚去灣仔嗰頭食飯,不如就喺鵝頸橋消防局等啦,好嘛?」我基本上是沒有能力反抗的,除了說好還可以怎樣。【灣大】就是【灣區大學】,貴為本地三大高等學府之首,多少人打生打死都是為了入【灣大】。587Please respect copyright.PENANATFQcVpc8ud