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Penana 七周年紀念創挑 吐嘲大賽啦!
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#36
金斧頭與銀斧頭 - By 輟學者
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2 Reads
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#35
好的文字? - By 雲朵飛飛
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14 Reads
0 Comments
#34
到底是為什麼(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) - By 木璃琴
3 Likes
32 Reads
6 Comments
#33
真人真事•我朋友的朋友的吐嘲 - By 輟學者
2 Likes
27 Reads
0 Comments
#32
很久以前,有個魔王城…… - By 嵐隱
2 Likes
28 Reads
0 Comments
#31
原來救人要做的第一件事不是先想要怎麼救 - By 梟白
3 Likes
27 Reads
0 Comments
#30
關於学校的各种疑惑(´•ω•`)? - By 红豆
2 Likes
40 Reads
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#29
三個字! - By 夜燁
2 Likes
40 Reads
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#28
來説說penana的code吧! - By 貓虎皮=^w^=
3 Likes
62 Reads
0 Comments
#27
最近我看了名偵探柯南... - By owl
1 Like
70 Reads
0 Comments
#26
下課日常 - By 草文宣門
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82 Reads
0 Comments
#25
123丟龍出來給人吐啦! - By 老闆娘
2 Likes
85 Reads
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#24
令人吐嘲的解釋 - By 紫蜜語
2 Likes
87 Reads
0 Comments
#23
covid-19的由來 - By 是淺沫呀
4 Likes
109 Reads
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#21
誤按 - By 木影
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85 Reads
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#20
聽到聲優用發出絕招的聲音喊著『附泡菜的敘敘苑』之後 - By LuYu Fang
3 Likes
92 Reads
4 Comments
#19
失業陰影 - By LuYu Fang
4 Likes
90 Reads
2 Comments
#18
時間的真諦 - By 狐狸糰子
6 Likes
90 Reads
6 Comments
#17
關於我在收集的東西 - By 人間美味
11 Likes
92 Reads
6 Comments
#16
Issue 16 - By 天洛卡
1 Like
93 Reads
2 Comments
#15
Issue 15 - By Fine al
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108 Reads
2 Comments
#14
為什麼合輯 - By
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113 Reads
6 Comments
#13
反正是吐槽,我就來吐槽自己好了QQ - By Mis
4 Likes
110 Reads
3 Comments
#12
告白 - By 迷蝶
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126 Reads
6 Comments
#11
規則說 - By 盈想
6 Likes
105 Reads
3 Comments
#10
一個億 - By 南笙情
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125 Reads
6 Comments
#9
4個字 - By 半調
16 Likes
128 Reads
2 Comments
#8
pasta和panini - By MK
4 Likes
167 Reads
2 Comments
#7
人口販子 - By 簡仲子
5 Likes
110 Reads
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#6
不想題目了 - By 香淚月
6 Likes
132 Reads
9 Comments
#5
THE OUs are back again (and again) - By 腥霜
10 Likes
139 Reads
40 Comments
#4
過度處置的後果 - By 雅卡琪
5 Likes
143 Reads
9 Comments
#3
我這被子最討厭五種人 - By Piinut
11 Likes
144 Reads
5 Comments
#2
藝文消息 - By LuYu Fang
8 Likes
158 Reads
10 Comments
#1
純文字請讀者吐嘲示範篇章,不用學我,參考用參考用 - By 悲艾
9 Likes
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各為大家好,我是艾爾斯凱,自虐到成為悲艾的人物,咳咳咳。

根據我自己的調查,Penana 成立時間好像是2014年,我過去有五周年紀念創挑,時間是2019,那麼今年應該是七周年,應該沒錯

恩,大概、大概吧(´◔ ₃ ◔`)?

好的,相信在一年一度彼此紀念很重要的約定時間,當手中的燭光消散那一刻,人們也得必須面對『現實』與『生活』。

雖是沉重,但我希望,

每一個人能夠以笑容去面對

每一個人用冷靜思考去反擊

說的簡單,實際上很難,我知道,我知道。

困苦煎熬的時刻,身為一名『只會碼字的我』實在無法提供實至性的幫助,即便如此,我也希望能用『文字』來引導人們帶來笑容。

剛好逢迎『Penana 七周年』,不如開個奇怪的創挑吧,希望『筆者們』與『留言者』兩種身分的互動,為每一個人帶來愉快心情,以歡笑、樂觀帶來積極、努力、改變。

放棄路就沒了,唯有不放棄,才能成為像『艾主席』那樣的進擊巨人!

嘿嘿嘿,看到上一句,有沒有人心中想吐嘲一下啦?

沒錯,就是這樣,

大膽的留言、吐嘲吧!

這才是這次創挑真正的目的!


『吐、嘲、大、賽』


規則:隨便且簡單到熊熊想要『KUMA胖幾』的地步喔!

先說說最理想狀態:每一位創作者可以很認真碼一篇很奇怪的微小說,讓讀者們去吐嘲文章中的一些奇奇怪怪的地方。

只要達到……達到……用圖圖解釋比較有印象

對,就是那種感覺,忍不住用紙扇來吐嘲攻擊,就是筆者的勝利!

咳咳,我會舉個例子,本人正在研究『吐嘲搞笑』的寫作,我等等親自貼一篇上來,

看看每一位蕉農的吐嘲能力,究竟、如何、吧!!(・∀・)つ⑩

每一位蕉農夥伴們,可以當作嘗試與練習,寫一篇連自己都想吐嘲的小小文章。

也可以從我最近的創挑怪怪結語作為參考,最新一篇應該是Penana電影的『喵喵大冒險?( ′∀`)σ≡σ☆))Д′)

此為想要挑戰高難度的創作者,可以詳細參閱,也歡迎隨便寫喔。


接下來


咱~~~們~~~就來說說~~~~

完全不理想的隨便規則吧

1. 字數不限,有本事三個字就讓人吐嘲出來,讓我見識見識(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

2. 不拘於微小說的創作,漫畫、圖片、影片、文字敘述、看圖說故事,等等類型,都行!

畢竟!!主要目的是讓讀者留言吐嘲嘛~~形式沒差啦,是我想看!!寫、畫、搞,來、都來!其實還是想看大家的文字隨便搞來敘述

剩下,我在想想有什麼可以補充的,基本上就這兩點就可以了

是不是簡單扼要又容易感覺啊?

啊?還是不知道怎麼辦?創作請加油啦~~~我支持你讓人發出笑容

d(`・∀・)b

好啦,不用想太多,下面我簡單示範一下

直接截圖!

啊?

想要吐嘲我什麼感到困擾?

當然是1299的訊息啊,我累積的訊息量就是希望有人來吐嘲我嘛

。・゚・(ノД`)ヽ(゚Д゚ )秀秀

那邊、那個人不要吐嘲為什麼電池是兩顆閃電符號!那是正常嘿,對吧?

喂喂,那個人不要吐嘲我為什麼是4G不是5G,我沒有錢嘛,4G吃飽就夠啦。

就~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

『留言』大概這種感覺~~~~~~

你也可以吐嘲最開頭的影片,

創作者表示:吹奏的人為什麼能用影分身來進行多重演奏?

我相信留言會有一大堆『專業人士』留言順便吐嘲回答你的問題。

呵呵呵

呵呵呵

!好的!

那麼第一屆

?應該是第一屆吧?

有開過的人跟我說一聲

!吐 嘲 大 賽!

!正 式!

!開 始!




有問題的人士,可以在標題底下的留言區留言

我盡可能回答問題

留言區想吐嘲我的創挑標題

大歡迎啊!ε(*´・∀・`)з゙

真希望Penana有文字放大與縮小的功能啊

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#36
金斧頭與銀斧頭 - By 輟學者
0 Likes
2 Reads
0 Comments
#35
好的文字? - By 雲朵飛飛
0 Likes
14 Reads
0 Comments
#34
到底是為什麼(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) - By 木璃琴
3 Likes
32 Reads
6 Comments
#33
真人真事•我朋友的朋友的吐嘲 - By 輟學者
2 Likes
27 Reads
0 Comments
#32
很久以前,有個魔王城…… - By 嵐隱
2 Likes
28 Reads
0 Comments
#31
原來救人要做的第一件事不是先想要怎麼救 - By 梟白
3 Likes
27 Reads
0 Comments
#30
關於学校的各种疑惑(´•ω•`)? - By 红豆
2 Likes
40 Reads
0 Comments
#29
三個字! - By 夜燁
2 Likes
40 Reads
0 Comments
#28
來説說penana的code吧! - By 貓虎皮=^w^=
3 Likes
62 Reads
0 Comments
#27
最近我看了名偵探柯南... - By owl
1 Like
70 Reads
0 Comments
#26
下課日常 - By 草文宣門
0 Likes
82 Reads
0 Comments
#25
123丟龍出來給人吐啦! - By 老闆娘
2 Likes
85 Reads
0 Comments
#24
令人吐嘲的解釋 - By 紫蜜語
2 Likes
87 Reads
0 Comments
#23
covid-19的由來 - By 是淺沫呀
4 Likes
109 Reads
0 Comments
#21
誤按 - By 木影
0 Likes
85 Reads
0 Comments
#20
聽到聲優用發出絕招的聲音喊著『附泡菜的敘敘苑』之後 - By LuYu Fang
3 Likes
92 Reads
4 Comments
#19
失業陰影 - By LuYu Fang
4 Likes
90 Reads
2 Comments
#18
時間的真諦 - By 狐狸糰子
6 Likes
90 Reads
6 Comments
#17
關於我在收集的東西 - By 人間美味
11 Likes
92 Reads
6 Comments
#16
Issue 16 - By 天洛卡
1 Like
93 Reads
2 Comments
#15
Issue 15 - By Fine al
4 Likes
108 Reads
2 Comments
#14
為什麼合輯 - By
3 Likes
113 Reads
6 Comments
#13
反正是吐槽,我就來吐槽自己好了QQ - By Mis
4 Likes
110 Reads
3 Comments
#12
告白 - By 迷蝶
3 Likes
126 Reads
6 Comments
#11
規則說 - By 盈想
6 Likes
105 Reads
3 Comments
#10
一個億 - By 南笙情
5 Likes
125 Reads
6 Comments
#9
4個字 - By 半調
16 Likes
128 Reads
2 Comments
#8
pasta和panini - By MK
4 Likes
167 Reads
2 Comments
#7
人口販子 - By 簡仲子
5 Likes
110 Reads
4 Comments
#6
不想題目了 - By 香淚月
6 Likes
132 Reads
9 Comments
#5
THE OUs are back again (and again) - By 腥霜
10 Likes
139 Reads
40 Comments
#4
過度處置的後果 - By 雅卡琪
5 Likes
143 Reads
9 Comments
#3
我這被子最討厭五種人 - By Piinut
11 Likes
144 Reads
5 Comments
#2
藝文消息 - By LuYu Fang
8 Likes
158 Reads
10 Comments
#1
純文字請讀者吐嘲示範篇章,不用學我,參考用參考用 - By 悲艾
9 Likes
189 Reads
16 Comments

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