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小蘿莉的臉,舔起來好細好柔軟,還有股淡淡奶香味,真的就像可口的牛奶霜淇淋,會讓人忍不住想要一口又一口一直舔下去……1929Please respect copyright.PENANAaJqSo4ZCKz
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說到這裡,你有認真想過為什麼會有蘿莉控想要舔小蘿莉?因為蘿莉控都是變態?1929Please respect copyright.PENANArZyltr49Ik
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另外,我聽說過幾次鄙視發言:關於小蘿莉的小說都很無腦……1929Please respect copyright.PENANAfBmIHz7LuD
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我覺得這本書說的一些事情,搞不好真的比那樣的人還要有在用腦想。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA65tZ7bUghr
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『可愛的艾莉絲啊……妳的爸爸媽媽已經不要妳,從今天開始必須和哥哥一起生活,知道嗎?』1929Please respect copyright.PENANAa2wzfymoof
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因為語言不通,所以我真的有心理準備需要好一段時間才能把這件事情傳達給她。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAxcwwjpFcA3
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你應該可以瞭解,語言不通的情況下,想要傳達複雜事情是多麼的不容易。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAzIvChTCW9h
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不過我真的不瞭解怎麼回事,艾莉絲好像很快就懂。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAo4p1m3VI2n
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艾莉絲好像真的已經知道自己被父母拋棄。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAzjDCZQbywc
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因此艾莉絲皺起整張小臉,萬分心碎的張嘴痛哭。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAz0igOG153q
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哭的就像被拋棄的小貓咪,一直喵喵哭叫,希望貓媽媽回來把自己撿回去。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAii3bgBky00
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我能做的、真的只有緊緊擁抱艾莉絲,哄她,安慰她,給她加倍的疼愛,負起責任照顧這隻小蘿莉。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAH4eDVIcj9W
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照顧小女孩,真的好不容易啊……1929Please respect copyright.PENANArQ07YdUDyX
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總之,艾莉絲和我的『相逢』經過就是這樣。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAOFU1YBkVZV
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花大錢買小女孩回家陪伴的我。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAVgVFMG13ui
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因為貧窮而被家人狠心賣掉的她。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAuQMtGnSXAi
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本名『伊娃.莎娃波拉.瓦倫提尼』的這隻萌萌喵,就此來到有熊家,成為『有熊艾莉絲』,一隻完全屬於我的小蘿莉。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAz3CVfvUorG
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是的,『完全屬於我』。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAXJBLPZAmQv
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你要說是『禁臠』也可以。(請先自行查閱禁臠的正確意思)1929Please respect copyright.PENANAInpX5AAjwJ
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艾莉絲這塊肉,我絕對不放手,不讓他人碰。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAj8VeXzOyMc
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我是真的要親手把八歲的艾莉絲養育長大,再自然而然的娶她為妻。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA1eNP6pHYct
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如同光源氏君,把年幼的小紫帶回家養育照顧,直到十三歲再正式圓房,迎娶為妻妾。1929Please respect copyright.PENANARRcCSBkT79
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所以這段養育艾莉絲的時間也不必多久,短短幾年而已。1929Please respect copyright.PENANALYhvGsA8LT
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畢竟女孩子和男孩子真的不同,女孩的身心成長真的非常快。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAO7gNqoMTDv
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到時候,相信艾莉絲一定會瞭解,一定會接受我為丈夫。1929Please respect copyright.PENANADWZqs9inGN
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如果真的有人想:艾莉絲拼死反抗怎麼辦?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAQraPlZPe9v
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那種會覺得『我寧願死也不跟不喜歡的人繁衍』的人,根本好萊塢風格愛情電影看太多,不懂過去百萬年的人類是怎麼走過來,也不懂最重要的人心。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAoJtdVheZXQ
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愛情的本質是發情,了不起幾年時間而已,這幾年的時間差不多可以把下一代照顧到具有基本求生能力……愛情不過如此,沒有電影說的那麼神奇美好。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAVEkuZpTAeJ
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不為什麼。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAocCQrdaLZL
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只因為人類接受命運的韌性真的超乎想像。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAY3HLud75MP
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不說別的,光看華人世界過去二千年的媒妁之言、父母指婚,不是一路繁衍到今天了。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAb9SCObJblc
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再看看現代中東世界,女性要嫁給誰根本難以自己決定,每天有那麼多女性嫁給未從見過的男人,中東世界有怎麼樣嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAn3MoNKEKjw
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再說,戀愛結婚?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAVWwagohQOj
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這種近千年才有的文化事情,不覺得拿出來說嘴的份量太輕?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAd8go8oHNc4
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事實是,過去數百萬年的人類雌性都是強姦懷孕。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAHYqshczRnq
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底下,我只舉一個例子,其他例子自己想像。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAOARQeB1ZAu
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雌性蹲在河邊彎腰,雙手盛水喝,後方草叢忽然衝出一個雄性,抓著雌性腰部挺槍直上……1929Please respect copyright.PENANAaFcgFFpfhv
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以現代人的觀點來看,的確是強姦沒有錯。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAV6Bk4Iix7s
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不過,原始人像這樣強姦雌性有問題嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANARNzIRQJ1T4
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難不成原始人還會慢慢的談戀愛,早晚噓寒問暖,三餐送上,女方點頭再開心交配?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAtvkwm3H8pF
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人類度過的百萬年時間,真的就是那樣的強姦時代。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA8VUQxXyg40
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因為百萬年來的雄性不間斷強姦雌性,人類物種才會獲得一個又一個傳承下去的機會。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAZyrDy3KC4S
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持續百萬年之久的強姦大環境,真的深深烙印在每個人的基因之中,不是短短幾千年現代文明可以壓制改變。1929Please respect copyright.PENANACoL1bFNKDE
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百萬年來不間斷的強姦雌性,的確深厚的促成這方面的性擇了。1929Please respect copyright.PENANArUZjEKeHMm
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所以,艾莉絲會拼死反抗我?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAp8SFdRRD2l
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『我寧願死也不跟不喜歡的男人生小孩』這樣的雌性,本質上不存在,只存在於無知者的嘴砲中。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAzOzg2c40Ua
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因為會真的產生如此激烈反應的基因,早該在百萬年的強姦演化之中消滅。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAR1iqAfrxI6
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只要一被強姦懷孕就真的自殺去死,怎麼可能把自己體內的這種激烈基因傳承散播出去?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAcXhijmF5nL
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再來,我可以小舉另一個例子,說明女性對於強姦這件事的實際基因反應。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAVrTayzh9Sg
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女性為主要買家的動漫或是言情小說,女主常常被霸氣的男主角硬上,雖然女主百般不願,不過最後還是越看男主越上眼,直到愛上男主。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAyYEELPwyTe
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『好討厭的發展……可是也好好看喔……』1929Please respect copyright.PENANAx5JsoZYGYf
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來,讓我們從基因和百萬年演化的角度自問:這樣的女性書,為什麼那麼的有市場?明明是被強姦,為什麼最後會越看霸氣男主越順眼,願意給他生孩子?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAmAjFpgpoQ3
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雄性發情,有機會就上---因為過去百萬年都是這樣,不這樣的雄性難以傳承下去。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAvLQ5Br04CG
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越是懂得『強姦之道』的雄性越是子孫繁多。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA2GkOGMjfJ4
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百萬年演化下來,雄性天生的確具有強姦雌性的本能與衝動。1929Please respect copyright.PENANArFD6U3LsY7
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不說別的,看看那麼多的強姦A片就該瞭解。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAL83X6lEcqi
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強姦故事緊張刺激又好看,身心正常的雄性都會願意買單,甚至是糾團一起和樂融融觀賞。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAFwRuU3B68p
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雄性暴力野蠻又骯髒?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAylPz9d6zo0
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那是遠古基因的呼喚啊……1929Please respect copyright.PENANA5pq1uFCOJF
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雌性就是被雄性強姦得逞,不必擔心她真的會去死---因為那麼激烈的雌性基因不可能傳承散播下去。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA3qwYPS9fT1
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會因此去死的雌性,絕對是因為社會觀感作祟,什麼覺得自己永遠變髒了之類的鬼話,和生物基因本性無關的文化殺人,不然就是需要找醫生拿憂鬱藥。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAyCRv0ESQne
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再說,真的會因此去死的雌性或許那樣也好,才不會把這樣的問題基因流傳下去,威脅到未來人類的生命延續。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAgNHzNvCKgk
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所以百萬年演化下來,雌性真的天生具有被強姦之後逆來順受的能力,看看女主被霸氣男主硬上之後死心塌地的作品有市場,真的就該明白。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA5eiDDbmBKm
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雌性M屬性軟弱又無恥?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAygogFcSmZw
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那是遠古基因的呼喚啊……1929Please respect copyright.PENANA6eLKEPJDNM
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人類演化直到今天,的的確確經歷過百萬年以上的適者生存,不適者淘汰。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAqUAag1vhaJ
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更何況,自然界萬物的本性都是自私。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAWfauNB1YDR
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自私正是要讓『自我』這個生命體有更大的生存可能和繁衍機會。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAWCCmVGJ3mp
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我身為人類這種動物,當然也是自私,必須優先為自己著想。1929Please respect copyright.PENANARz5ZEasyqB
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我撒出那麼多錢,投注那麼多心力,既然都已經把艾莉絲弄到手,有可能放她離開?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAy4PDPtc2Hl
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所以我願意自私。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAKhXPPUscKG
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我的基因也鼓勵我自私。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA7XGNgO0Om5
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因為我做的,正是基因對生命本體的最大要求。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAIkDUBcvfwX
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如同原始人把女人敲昏扛回家交配。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAiMw1hn8X1w
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如同原始部落集體出動,去其他村落搶大量雌性回來繁衍。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAOJQI3qU3i8
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不論你是否喜歡我接著說的話,這都是事實:雌性永遠都是等著雄性搶奪佔有的『寶貴資源』。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAENsnQNRPTF
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我把艾莉絲買回家養育的行為正是如此。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAVjEsozs0af
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確保自己的繁衍交配對像,確保繁衍出後代,確保滿足基因對生命個體的最大要求,這樣的自私永遠都是基因稱讚的好。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA45kfbtXuR4
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這是人類逃脫不了的基因枷鎖。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAmFGAl3nFQH
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因此,認真探究人類的生物本性,真的會有許多讓人意外的發現。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAhwrhQ0MtIM
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更會因此發現,現代文明社會的法律規範,有不少都是『反人類本性』,甚至於『文明逼死人』。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAqqj5J1fq0m
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我不會說那些法律規範是錯的。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAf9HI4WWYKX
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相反的,我瞭解不少法律規定的良善用意。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAy3x7uI0H74
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只是,我還是要發自內心的以身為一個 "人類" 的人本角度提出質疑:『人類的發展總是出自人性。現代文明處處打壓人類本性,到底出自人性的哪裡?』1929Please respect copyright.PENANAvmHhPNJpl6
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不過當然,長大之後的艾莉絲絕對不會反抗到那樣的程度。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAMurqi59Rjb
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先不論人類基因本性什麼的。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAnZRPcVotcL
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我可是一手養育她長大的哥哥,不是準備強暴她的陌生人。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAiZQq8qFT07
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數年來的親密照顧陪伴,一定會讓艾莉絲軟化,願意成為我的終生伴侶。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAwyOTAn5ZJi
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這就是從小收養小蘿莉的最大優勢。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAqqhH5lLM0S
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光源氏計畫萬歲……1929Please respect copyright.PENANAfD3dbfw3uX
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就這樣,我一邊抱著痛哭的艾莉絲哄,一邊想著那些事。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAAHTTyAY1xU
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好不容易,艾莉絲終於結束痛哭,非常可憐的淚眼汪汪看著我。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA6VkwrDwEYT
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我終究只能牽著她的柔軟小手,帶她進入蘿莉房的廚房,幫她準備午餐。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAGcGKZG1mke
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畢竟昨天吃過咖哩飯之後,艾莉絲已經二十個小時沒有再進食,一定很餓了。1929Please respect copyright.PENANATeocVHPnLh
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至於餐點種類,我準備種類豐富的西式午餐,希望可以因此讓艾莉絲開心。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAflqlLcFuaS
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五穀吐司,燒肉片,培根,水煮蛋,生菜莎拉,起司,馬鈴薯泥,三明治,玉米濃湯,楓糖鬆餅,還有甜甜的冰涼紅茶……1929Please respect copyright.PENANAhaSmRdmrEb
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說穿了,大半是從超市買回來的成品,如同昨天弄給她吃的咖哩包那樣,艾莉絲應該也能自己輕鬆弄起來。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAY06o6PSoqF
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小餐桌,我坐在艾莉絲對面,陪她一起用午餐。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAcwWjucDapF
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艾莉絲一直低頭乖乖吃著。1929Please respect copyright.PENANABHbiDeNx2W
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吃到連掉在桌上的小碎屑也不浪費,立刻用小指頭捏回嘴裡。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAVSkQFYw8f0
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看她吃成這樣,根本不是教養和禮貌的不浪費食物,而是真的一路苦著餓過來,導致一點食物都不放過。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAUyZJRUfAnt
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只怕艾莉絲真的會吃不停,非得把整桌食物全部塞進肚子才甘心。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAWAEgOp5ptC
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是真的有必要好好安排艾莉絲的飲食,以免她因為暴飲暴食傷害到自己……1929Please respect copyright.PENANA3xgiVOECYD
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另外,艾莉絲看起來還是悶悶不樂。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAPKQ8fpUnSt
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被家人拋棄的真實情況,還是很深的傷害到這隻可憐小蘿莉吧。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAWIff5yNZ4c
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所以我應該該怎麼辦才好?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAZQ7QmEzBXT
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應該再做些什麼?1929Please respect copyright.PENANA8gKQ60T9ME
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有沒有辦法可以讓艾莉絲重新開心起來?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAPlOpfbf25j
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這時,我注意到艾莉絲嘴角沾到一小團蕃茄醬,她好像一點感覺都沒有的繼續低頭吃午餐。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAakqEhwV4uQ
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我忽然靈機一動。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAPlhV12FaW3
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『不管怎樣,都盡量找點事情轉移艾莉絲的注意力怎麼樣?』1929Please respect copyright.PENANAsdwtCWt73S
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我開口呼喚:「艾莉絲?」1929Please respect copyright.PENANA4erBgB0BK1
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她抬頭看我。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAr45rbqrTJ0
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我慢慢把自己的臉湊到艾莉絲的面前。1929Please respect copyright.PENANASPS9GFuFTG
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距離近到可以清楚感受到艾莉絲的溫熱鼻息。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAz2f1Uaf1yq
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然後我張開嘴。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAXcOwaHqceU
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我伸出舌頭。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAkaAZ8aR4YO
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我用舌頭舔掉這隻小蘿莉臉上的蕃茄醬。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAaRvpCmwc6V
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小女孩的臉,舔起來好細好柔軟,還有股淡淡的奶香味。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAzfwEqrjjTx
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真的就像牛奶霜淇淋,會讓人忍不住想要一口又一口的一直舔下去。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAncsdjvOkHf
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香甜可口,會上癮啊……1929Please respect copyright.PENANAZb1zrmW1TO
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說到這裡,你會覺得舔小蘿莉的行為可怕嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANArjzoyj9h54
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我真的可以瞭解為什麼會有蘿莉控喜歡舔小蘿莉。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAMOAmIkxtx5
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至於你,是否也瞭解為什麼會有蘿莉控喜歡舔小蘿莉?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAvVAIguWwWk
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因為蘿莉控是個變態?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAqyWNaQJo7D
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說到這個,這件事真的很值得先提出來聊聊:人類真的很喜歡使用『變態』或是『北七』之類的簡單字眼。1929Please respect copyright.PENANABLlLeczBzI
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首先要瞭解,人類的大腦經過百萬年演化,是個一直在尋求答案的器官。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA6gXyyX4tX8
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再來必須知道一件事,人類大腦是人體最耗能量的器官。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAInbxMRdsaN
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因此大腦找到越快速便捷的答案越好,才能避免因為思考而造成過多的能量消耗。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA2XBgTKCv4n
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畢竟過去數百萬年人類經歷的原始時代,食物取得不易,能量的消耗越少越有生存優勢。1929Please respect copyright.PENANArSEp5AKb46
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就此經過百萬年演化,人類非常喜歡以變態之類情況結案的『快速簡捷答案』。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAkfjhJ5fLiH
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把任何行為奇怪的人,或是強烈反社會規範的人,直接打進變態圈,問題好像就此獲得解決。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5HuhOt2jB
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就像遇到理智暫時無法解答的怪事,就說是神鬼的超然作為,問題就此消失無蹤。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAUc6RQhXbj2
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但是這樣的答案,真的是你自己想出來的最好答案,或是大腦在無形中操控你進行快速選擇?1929Please respect copyright.PENANADOH6QMNaT6
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『認為喜歡舔小蘿莉的蘿莉控或是類似的人是變態,』做出如此選擇的人不笨,只是被生物演化出來的大腦節能成果牽著走而不自知。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA5HFdj60a93
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『認為眼前難以解釋怪事都是神鬼作為,』那樣的人同樣不笨,也只是被大腦的快速選擇拉著走而已。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAc9Qu9YWmJh
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畢竟人類大腦演化,真的太優秀了。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7dIb5NUmN
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可以消耗龐大能量進行非常理性的智慧思考和處理,讓人類成為地球生物圈的王者。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAW9JxGMXTP0
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也因此人類大腦必須成為一個『喜歡偷懶節能』的器官,以免不知不覺間一直消耗寶貴能量。1929Please respect copyright.PENANALQSDbmb6eE
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活在以前那種只有單純求生繁衍的原始時代,快速答案可行,事實上節能特點的確已經演化的這麼優秀。1929Please respect copyright.PENANATZOZqYDzIL
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問題是你我生活的現代已經不是簡單的原始世界,是複雜多面相的文明社會。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAbuFg1C4UB6
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人類親自發展出的『文明社會』,讓一切不再簡單。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAb5HoF0D1kV
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大腦偷懶節能得來的答案,在這麼複雜的時代,你覺得可靠嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAl3l73bAnth
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把喜歡舔小蘿莉的蘿莉控歸類為變態,絕對是非常偷懶的答案。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA2Tc5Yn2T0v
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甚至於,我可以明說,是有嚴重偏差的不正確答案。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAvCIPU1Qp6B
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既然已經知道大腦節能之後選擇出來的答案可能有錯,接下來先讓我問:『狗狗為什麼喜歡互舔?』(其實喵喵也會互舔,只是很少舔人類)1929Please respect copyright.PENANAyLhEcIZDr2
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你有想過,狗狗為什麼會互舔?1929Please respect copyright.PENANA1qYbVZJ8my
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以前我家養過二隻小狗,我真的常看見狗狗親密的互相舔臉。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA3oFU64Shqt
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同樣的問題:『狗狗為什麼喜歡舔人臉』,你探查過答案嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAzQbtTuPeZF
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蘿莉控舔小蘿莉的行為,探究到底,其實跟狗狗喜歡舔人互舔的生物習性很像。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA05cUELqz0c
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狗狗互舔和舔人,除了表示喜歡,表示願意彼此順服聽話,也是表示出身心的飢餓。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAjYzoCNPMOk
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如果有人因為我把蘿莉控和狗狗這樣的動物放在一起舉例而開心,覺得蘿莉控跟狗一樣低能,請接著聽底下的發問。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAg45BSCWQ1g
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如果看成人迷片,男優和女優彼此又親又舔又吸又含,他們也是變態了?他們和喜歡舔來舔去的狗狗有多少不同?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAiRR1ABgkgV
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一對情侶或是夫妻關上房門,彼此親密的又親又舔又吸又含,他們同樣和舔來舔去的狗狗有多少區別?又比蘿莉控優秀多少了?1929Please respect copyright.PENANA40t8Rl7oEC
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我想要藉由狗狗喜歡舔人互舔這件事表達的,不管是不是蘿莉控,人類其實真的有很多大自然界動物的共通習性。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAAlHFwhRuD4
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這樣的共通習性之多,就連打呵欠也是人狗互通的行為表現。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAmI2q3elO20
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因此表達出喜歡和佔有,想要吃掉你滿足生理欲望的感受(比喻)不論是人類或是動物都一樣。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAKf8JuzlOhx
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只是人類往往自視為萬物之靈,而忽略自己也是演化出來的動物,因此喜歡自視甚高。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAc2WvbEgdnC
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接著回頭說:舔小蘿莉的蘿莉控真的是變態?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAzdJzgJqvqn
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真正需要動腦想的是:為什麼舔小蘿莉表達喜愛,總是會被歸類為變態?1929Please respect copyright.PENANArHc0FIAC2A
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發自內心喜歡小蘿莉的人,因此忍不住親密的舔臉或是親親,真的變態嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAIitb8FWo60
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成年男女彼此親吸舔含,難道看起來就不變態?1929Please respect copyright.PENANABnbLSosS2g
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所謂的文明社會到底教了你什麼?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAC4jVJU0iYR
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最後,因為舔小蘿莉的臉這個話題在現代文明社會其實很敏感,加上我已經說太多,所以我再說幾件事之後,剩下的請自己思考。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAAmV6vMsw2p
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我說這些,絕對不是要支持給小蘿莉舔臉的蘿莉控,但是也不是要譴責那樣做的蘿莉控。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAoWi6w6Ee6x
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我只是就『給小蘿莉舔臉表達極度喜愛』這件事,進行正反二方向的思考。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAse7WCoDvBk
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很多時候,當我們對一件事情進行探究,真的會隨之發現不少以前從來沒有發現過的事情,進而更加廣闊的瞭解自己和這個世界。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAFt2LMCL0ZM
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我越是看著身為人類這種動物的自己,再看看文明社會,越是覺得一段話說的好:『生活在這樣的 "現代世界",越是覺得自己沒有問題的人,往往才是真正有問題卻不知道。』1929Please respect copyright.PENANAlAPxpOU9pS
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身為人類這種動物,真的瞭解人類是個什麼樣的動物嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAL9C6LweXZx
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懂得飛機飛天的原理,知道網路如何運作,瞭解科學道理,就真的文明了嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANApWn8dzo0s7
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小心。1929Please respect copyright.PENANASXsyhD2c2m
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真的要小心。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAu2IcivyDEg
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不要在糊里糊塗之間成為遺忘生命真正自我、又文明不起來的二不是啊……1929Please respect copyright.PENANAQVWrBaMXzi
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(另外,我聽說過幾次鄙視發言:關於小蘿莉的小說都很無腦……這本書說的一些事情,搞不好比那樣的人還要有在用腦想。希望他們不要一直被大腦的節能本能帶著走而不自知,那才是無腦。)1929Please respect copyright.PENANA6vlIIOYFch
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(前陣子我發地球防衛武力那本書,主要講述男女平等話題,有人跳出來說:你想那麼多做什麼啊? 不知道現在看完上面那些的各位,有什麼樣的想法? 我不知道你的想法。 不過我真的會說:人類大腦是個好東西。生活在食物充足的社會不必怕能量的消耗,要盡量讓大腦動起來,會值得的。)1929Please respect copyright.PENANADWnpZvv2gW
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我坐在艾莉絲對面,就那樣安靜想著上面那些事。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAk53twaaMhw
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當然以上整段關於舔艾莉絲小臉的事情都是幻想鬼扯,絕對沒有發生過。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA9aWOOgNPaI
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重複,絕對沒有發生過舔臉事件。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA1kz1OwHgdD
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不過我可以老實承認,我如果說自己沒有那樣幻想過才是真的可怕,肯定是個滿嘴謊言的騙子。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAUHXiFXJpbk
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畢竟只有我們在這間絕對的密室,就算我一直舔艾莉絲的小臉到底又怎樣?1929Please respect copyright.PENANA1eJapfGaaU
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那麼我為什麼不舔這隻可愛小蘿莉的臉?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAUxEJoLhbiI
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的確,正常的蘿莉控如果和我互換,早就不客氣的給艾莉絲用力舔下去。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAmEjSkto1Yg
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我不趁機猛舔這隻小蘿莉,就算讓大腦燃燒能量進行思考,也只清楚明白的說明一件事。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAhtLuxRgx4P
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請不要再說了。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA52FDFG3jFv
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我承認自己根本已經活的不像個人類。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAJwXIpaKjlZ
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讓我安靜的去旁邊進行另類演化,直到成為和黃帝祖先一樣的哥哥熊,呼嚕呼嚕叫著飛升仙界吧……1929Please respect copyright.PENANAgJITqWicGu
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所以我伸出右手,紙盒抽出一張衛生紙。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAeFgzDNbVcR
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從餐桌上方伸向艾莉絲。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAVXJUsE0Tw0
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輕輕把她嘴邊的蕃茄醬擦掉,然後展示給她看:「蕃茄醬。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAFA5FR8qxoI
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艾莉絲愣愣看著沾有蕃茄醬的衛生紙,然後看看我。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAdA9utEn7gt
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我再次微笑的說:「蕃茄醬。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAWo23mtkZiT
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她愣愣的說:「翻切醬?」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAAgwV3rC4Vv
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我開心微笑:「對,蕃茄醬。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAYVDHO8jevc
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艾莉絲似懂非懂:「堆,翻切醬……」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAG2qogx1M4O
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我放下衛生紙,一手拿起桌旁擺放的塑膠瓶蕃茄醬,另一手比著:「蕃茄醬。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAjQsu4OXkTz
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艾莉絲好像終於懂我的意思:「啊……翻切醬。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAx8HKgTtdzB
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看起來,艾莉絲應該瞭解我正在教她單字……1929Please respect copyright.PENANAMhOq9pBrGc
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我放下蕃茄醬,拿起叉子:「叉子。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANA6Nm4ZWM4cw
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艾莉絲睜大雙眼看著我手中的叉子:「叉紙。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAxAq0SHDmVv
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我用叉子叉起水煮蛋:「水煮蛋。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAnODusrUOQU
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艾莉絲:「雖煮探。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAY3woXVwYom
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我在放下叉子,用手比著盤子:「盤子。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAikGs4BUvhM
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艾莉絲很專注的跟著說:「盤紙。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAlCufESzRqa
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雖然艾莉絲的發音不標準,但我還是很滿意的微笑點頭:「對,對,對。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAG2RcPuGelv
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艾莉絲得到我的讚美,終於露出高興笑容:「堆,堆,堆。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAo9KUVSogSc
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果然,分心忙碌是讓人忘卻傷痛的最好辦法。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAzdns7OHfAw
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不論怎樣,能讓艾莉絲露出笑容,就算只是暫時的也好。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAiFLIHkjQ5P
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於是我繼續教她各種東西的名字,艾莉絲也一直很專心的邊說邊學。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAmpcEAh27Ud
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我們就在如此氣氛下吃完午餐,艾莉絲看起來也開朗許多。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAP8uH8JJhvM
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果然是因為小蘿莉天真好哄又好騙嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANA4YjRopcHPP
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總之,既然艾莉絲好像稍微開朗起來,不如繼續趁勝追擊。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA3TMcyxh689
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帶艾莉絲出門走走。1929Please respect copyright.PENANANZ4r9z4KYM
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當然,帶艾莉絲出門有危險。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA4RIryleU6D
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萬一真的出什麼問題,就得終生吃飯免費。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA7aBw3ufmoA
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所以可以的話,我不太想帶艾莉絲出門。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAnska0lot5s
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但是不盡快帶艾莉絲出門也不行。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAALrxTS0lnU
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首先是因為艾莉絲竟然沒有帶任何衣服過來。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAzmWGJYnwt4
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我猜想最可能的情況,就是艾莉絲都是穿二位親生哥哥的舊衣服,紳士哥才沒有一起把舊衣服帶來。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAr3qUecxzng
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所以現在艾莉絲穿在身上的藍色夢遊仙境服,至少已經穿二天。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAI2IcBvZ5fq
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還是要盡快帶艾莉絲出去買衣服。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAO7XyBn3L0t
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畢竟衣服之類生活物品還是要親自帶去買,穿起來才會合身啊。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAJR5lJM9mt6
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再來,想要帶艾莉出門的原因是難以克制的欲望,一直催促我把艾莉絲帶出去。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAgsZF7nAsFw
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你一定會好奇什麼樣的欲望?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAi44PPVDBge
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西楚霸王項羽說的好:「我到處拼死打寶,好不容易掉出虞姬這隻絕美小蘿莉,你卻不讓我抱回去秀給江東父老看?根本要我富貴不歸故鄉,也是要我錦衣夜行,會有誰知道啊!」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAhMGFn92aoT
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霸氣!1929Please respect copyright.PENANAoMPy8X5odf
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真是威武霸氣!1929Please respect copyright.PENANAqmBbTwYGrV
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一整個走路有風!1929Please respect copyright.PENANAMVBpxqwSK2
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江東鄉親父老,快放鞭炮啊!1929Please respect copyright.PENANAo83LCrh5cK
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難怪漢王劉邦會說:「嗟乎,大丈夫當如此也!」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAYBhVzdNyaW
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劉邦這個大無賴才會開始到處跟項羽搶小蘿莉。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAyYdYNDQupT
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不論是西楚霸王或是無賴漢王,的確都是很懂的帝王級蘿莉控。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAhd3QWoGeee
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所以我養著艾莉絲這麼可愛的萌萌蘿,絕對最頂級的金髮小蘿莉,就是該帶出去好好的走一圈,吸引世人的羨慕目光。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAEaJs9aO87c
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就算會被咒罵成為頭戴冠帽的猴子和不學無術的無賴也值得。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAU87AI7b15w
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因此艾莉絲非帶出門不可了……1929Please respect copyright.PENANATzfkjcTs9h
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一起吃完午餐,下午一點。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA396oUWOegu
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牽著悶悶不樂的艾莉絲去衛生間刷牙。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAC2rbI2sM9k
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再走去中控面板,調整成為睡眠模式,準備迎接午睡時間。1929Please respect copyright.PENANALXzbI0H9Va
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雖然艾莉絲看起來很有精神,但是育兒書寫的很清楚:『小蘿莉每天都需要大量睡眠時間,睡到十二小時也不要意外。不論表現的多有活力,往往都只是假像。只要提供安靜舒適的環境,一般都會很快入睡。所以應該盡量讓小蘿莉養成午睡習慣,晚上才不會睡太多,進而打亂生活作息。』1929Please respect copyright.PENANAgKrOVv7Fmm
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我半信半疑的照做,想知道是不是真的。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAZAnz4b20aA
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把艾莉絲帶到大床,讓她躺好,蓋上柔軟棉被,再把幾隻可愛的小動物布偶一隻又一隻放到枕頭旁邊陪伴。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAFBqs1XxqoE
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我就此把一切準備好,然後守在床邊,伸手輕輕撥順艾莉絲的金髮:「現在是睡午覺的時間,要乖乖睡午覺喔。等妳睡醒,哥哥帶妳出門買新衣服,順便一起在外面吃晚餐。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAotgzRvqS5F
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艾莉絲一直張著圓亮的藍眼睛看我,想要瞭解我到底在說什麼。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAHXVvHCkBpZ
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我說重點:「睡覺。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAyKD22ymldD
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艾莉絲明顯不懂意思,所以安靜:「…………」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAVakXErKj0F
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我再說一次:「睡覺。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAiRvvuuh79t
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艾莉絲:「雖繳?」1929Please respect copyright.PENANARtLXHgAZDG
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「睡覺……」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAKcX0G1SCO8
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我想幾秒,應該怎麼讓艾莉絲瞭解這二個字的意思。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAJKgrnr6YpB
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然後我想到答案。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAEy27yNDGDh
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我的雙手合掌,貼在左臉頰,然後我把整張臉向左倒,閉上眼睛,發出打呼的聲音,看起來就像側躺在枕頭上睡覺。1929Please respect copyright.PENANATHWTJUUzVG
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「睡覺。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAqUyOIcsQ2O
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艾莉絲看我這樣,開口說出我不懂意思的西伯利亞語:「COH?」1929Please respect copyright.PENANA86PuRRoQcx
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我再次做出同樣的動作:「睡覺。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAayqfFpyrIp
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艾莉絲從棉被伸出雙手,學我做出同樣的睡覺動作:「COH?」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAzGlaHgU9mD
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看起來,COH 似乎就是俄語的睡覺,艾莉絲應該已經理解我的意思。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAqBnPyL8NfW
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所以我微笑點頭:「對對對。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANA4BQQeMDeRf
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艾莉絲也露出笑容:「堆堆堆。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAOYooUhz0og
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然後,我開口唱出莫札特的改編兒歌,哄艾莉絲睡覺:「一閃一閃亮晶晶,滿天都是小星星……」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1rLC3rl7t
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艾莉絲竟然也開口,用俄語陪我唱起這首兒歌。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAlQqd8YCgTI
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看起來,這首小星星還真是世界知名。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAhyDZZLvzVY
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另外,我看著一起唱小星星的艾莉絲,越唱越覺得人生不可思議。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA692HGc1Q9s
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十八歲的我,昨天之前還是一個獨自生活發爛的阿宅,現在真的在和一隻屬於我的小蘿莉一起唱歌,並且哄她乖乖睡覺。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAGezX5duTZQ
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這樣的人生轉變和感覺,怎麼說呢?1929Please respect copyright.PENANA61DuZdjtEj
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幾個月前,爸爸媽媽來到夢中說的那些話沒有錯:『身邊有個需要親密陪伴照顧的伴侶,會讓人找到生命的意義。』1929Please respect copyright.PENANAOXY5jNrkqB
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爸爸,媽媽,你們在天上看見了嗎?1929Please respect copyright.PENANAIz6ZYcVmRZ
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我花錢把艾莉絲買回家的行為,不論你們會不會罵我,我好像都因此真的重新體會到生命的甜蜜責任,以及為此振作奮鬥的意義目標。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAAnkUAqmbax
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我一定會好好的照顧被家人賣掉的可憐艾莉絲,和她一起生活下去,一起成立家庭,讓你們成立的這個有熊家繼續傳承下去。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAe92xatJrw3
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所以你們放心吧。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAaqHwAUuEv1
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不過我還是好想你們啊……1929Please respect copyright.PENANA2UB6njk0pq
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我們就此唱過幾次小星星,然後我住口不再唱,微笑看著艾莉絲。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAXrsJ8A4Tt5
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她也跟著住口,微笑望著我。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA96Xo3yeGvF
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我充滿期望的溫和說:「長大之後,要和哥哥一起生幾隻健康活潑的小熊熊。說定了。哥哥等妳長大喔。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAWYcCqS3DBS
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艾莉絲又要學我說話:「張大之後---」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAToOvRpfur9
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我直接伸出手掌,輕輕蓋在她的眼睛:「睡覺。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANAojW2J9NDXa
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艾莉絲被我輕輕蓋著雙眼,很懂事的說:「COH。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANA1POXcA9ffn
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幾秒之後,我慢慢收回手掌,果然艾莉絲已經乖乖閉著雙眼。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAxSR4z2vehP
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我覺得她應該完全瞭解我要她睡午覺的意思,所以不再出聲,只是安靜陪在床邊。1929Please respect copyright.PENANA0Hw5YJGtP1
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大約一分鐘之後,艾莉絲的表情開始放鬆。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAkTa5ZSim7b
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很明顯,這隻小蘿莉已經被睡意侵蝕。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAm5wqG8Lsv3
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我繼續安靜陪伴等待。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAogbbbNL0WD
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又是幾分鐘過去,艾莉絲的臉完全鬆懈,小嘴微微張開。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAFCGnPF32dQ
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艾莉絲真的像育兒書寫的乖乖入睡了。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAPzIs9k0pSh
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平靜安睡的艾莉絲,看起來真的好像睡美人。1929Please respect copyright.PENANACX6FOmbsO0
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另外,艾莉絲真的好乖巧聽話,真的乖乖的被我哄睡。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAcJpBUxXg2w
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能養育到這麼可愛又乖巧聽話的小蘿莉,真的有夠三生有幸。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAJK6FBEyoaZ
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購買她的錢、花的值得啊。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAhLLkLVCZ5C
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我這頭熊王子,看護著眼前這麼乖巧的睡美人,忍著偷親親的欲望,輕輕的說:「哥哥的萌萌艾莉絲啊……讓我們一起共組家庭,養兒育女,白頭偕老喔。」1929Please respect copyright.PENANASt3CIVgWdm
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多麼卑微的願望。1929Please respect copyright.PENANAu3S0rDC4Wr
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但是,神啊,請仁慈的讓它實現吧……1929Please respect copyright.PENANA3lbU89xVOe
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=待續=1929Please respect copyright.PENANAD2djsmy1Aj
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