在我五歲的時候，爺爺買來一隻小山羊給我當寵物。這是我首次見到活羊——儘管我家經營農場，放眼盡是牛豬雞。我給牠起名「咩咩」。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XT6irwHp1
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我十分喜歡咩咩，我也知道牠喜歡我。牠總是尾隨我在農場內四處跑，甚至試過跟我玩得興起時模仿我，提高前蹄，僅以後蹄站立。媽媽驚訝非常，連聲猛讚牠是一隻聰明絕頂的羊！我暗笑她大驚小怪——我頭一次看見咩咩，已然肯定牠非同凡響。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lugbUlaLR
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就這樣，我跟咩咩一起生活了十三個年頭。牠身上的毛逐漸稀疏，色澤變得暗淡，步伐沒有昔日的輕快，動作越見不靈活。我知道牠老了，隨時會離開我。我為此悲傷——牠是我家一份子，大家都愛牠、捨不得牠。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxrbSezD8Y
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後來有好一段日子，不知怎地，咩咩總會在日出前獨自溜出農場，直至正午才施然回來。好奇心使然，我偷偷尾隨牠，發現牠特意去到農場偏遠一隅的一棵楊樹下喝水。我不以為然，輕掃牠的羊角，笑問這水是否特別清甜解渴。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx47ByKXuYS
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山羊壽命約十五至十八年，但咩咩沒有如大家所想那樣越益衰老，甚至再次變得活潑好動。我為此感到奇怪，帶牠到獸醫診所檢查身體。獸醫說牠非常健康，反問我平日給牠甚麼飼料。我說牠主要吃農場裡的青草及乾草，偶爾會吃豆和瓜果。獸醫說那些沒甚麼特別，該不是主因。我百思不得其解，直至某天再次看見咩咩溜到楊樹去。驀地靈光一閃——可能跟楊樹下的水有關。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E9zUyp99I
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我帶少量水樣本前往實驗室化驗。報告說那水來自地下泉，蘊含豐富礦物質和微量元素，外加楊樹樹皮自然掉落後泡在那水裡，將自身的藥用功能轉移至水裡去……一切的偶然和巧合，造就出咩咩的健康身體。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmKeUBu2JU
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我把水煲滾，斗膽一嚐，發現它竟是芳香甘甜！分享予鄰居品嚐，大家都盛讚好喝！在友人啟發下，我決定小試牛刀，在村內的商店寄賣楊樹茶，並以咩咩的頭像作為商標。託賴，「咩咩牌楊樹茶」推出後大受歡迎，短短一年間已在全國多個城市的超級市場有售。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BADgA9v2k
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越來越多人慕名前來探望咩咩，還稱讚牠健康、聰明！我很高興咩咩得到大家的喜歡和關心，亦為大眾提供了一個簡單方便的養生方法而感到榮幸。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F5AYyaiwA
主持：原來「咩咩牌楊樹茶」背後有這麼一個曲折而感人的故事！十分感謝楊先生抽空出席本台節目，為大家詳細介紹有益身體的「咩咩牌楊樹茶」。另外，我相信很多觀眾對咩咩很感興趣。請問大家是否可以去你的農場探望咩咩呢？336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpzuRvfdQi
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楊先生：當然可以，不過需要事先預約，因為平日太多遊人慕名前來，預約會方便管理人流，令咩咩有充足休息時間。如果大家有興趣，亦可以到來看看其他動物，甚至嘗試餵飼牠們。每份飼料，我們僅收成本價，五十元一份。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d6ZqF5qqR
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主持：很吸引！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkzO0a3THH
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楊先生：如果你有興趣見咩咩，不如我現在喚牠出來。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdYgt7GajN
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主持：你帶咩咩到電視台這裡來？336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpIrIoj4m5
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楊先生：對喔！導演說他也有興趣見咩咩！哈哈！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIlTPYSis4
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主持：好啊！馬上請咩咩到來！有請！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWelV71HUpi
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咩咩：咩咩——咩咩——咩——（小姐，你笑得很浮誇、很難看！）336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY68VFQpdgY
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主持：嘩！咩咩很乖巧，而且不膽怯。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjsv7m5H2Y
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咩咩：咩咩——（你當我傻的嗎？）336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMq4dtb3Hf6
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主持：跟「咩咩牌楊樹茶」商標一模一樣呢！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVXfv9PmBh
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咩咩：咩咩——咩——（才不呢！我哪有這麼醜！）336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EZAqSwxeF
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主持：我可以摸咩咩的頭嗎？336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDWYtkGPCz
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咩咩：咩——（我可以說不嗎？）336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4SEmEKWeP
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楊先生：可以。牠尤其喜歡別人摸牠的角。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabmZ5wJvXr
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咩咩：咩——咩咩——（說謊！我最討厭人家摸我的角！）336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbULT00n0s
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主持：毛色很漂亮，順滑有光澤。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEufiJz3W5
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咩咩：咩——（我才五歲，當然漂亮。）336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhjWV3KpfA
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主持：看見咩咩那麼健康，我就知道「咩咩牌楊樹茶」名不虛傳。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sIovEirOK
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咩咩：咩——咩咩——咩咩——咩——咩——（傻婆，別聽那傢伙亂編！我認識他不過三個月。我還聽農場那些牛說，真正的咩咩早在七歲時被那傢伙打死了。）336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE9Gwwyej9
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主持：好。節目時間差不多，是時候跟大家說再見。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD7XKdNIZl
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咩咩：咩——咩咩（我才不要再見到你。）336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ppp7KYtQU
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主持：再見！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWY7rY5qsHR
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楊先生：再見！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvwEv1iLmm
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咩咩：咩——咩——咩咩——（髒話——髒話——髒話髒話——）336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6zq52zTX9
註：靈感來源於香港某電視台的虛偽煽情偏頗的植入式廣營銷手法。
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