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03:城隍夫婦260Please respect copyright.PENANA1e2qWD7LfY
正殿內。260Please respect copyright.PENANA6GKDupQxp5
隊伍最前頭的人,跪在紅墊上,向城隍爺求懇。三名廟助在旁協助,或是問話。260Please respect copyright.PENANAvyvbc6u0qw
連同阿珍和小寶在內的這個隊伍,究竟向城隍爺懇求什麼?260Please respect copyright.PENANAHW6083kLh5
他們都等著向城隍爺請求觀落陰。260Please respect copyright.PENANAwdWvpGnEVA
這間城隍廟,每年只會特別舉行二次觀落陰。城隍誕辰、中元。260Please respect copyright.PENANAtbzL5Zvy1x
不同於民間的小宮廟,百分之百成功把人帶入陰間,而且會有城隍爺親自保護,安全許多,因此人們趨之若鶩。260Please respect copyright.PENANA04dP5avS7d
小仙就此邊看隊列,邊走向牆邊一張漆黑的中式茶几。260Please respect copyright.PENANAuZi9e2NHf2
茶几右座,一個二十多歲的年輕男人,拿著一盤蛋糕,端坐著。260Please respect copyright.PENANAGt0OWFW1Xc
黃嬤笑容滿面,萬分恭敬告知:「大老爺,我把夫人帶回來了。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAA1GU5eYLpq
男人:「辛苦了,妳下去忙。」260Please respect copyright.PENANANG6oU0DIt0
黃嬤微笑,轉身離去。260Please respect copyright.PENANAh62JWYUbZX
小仙坐到茶几左座,懷裡的大貓貓可能是不想留在這裡,直接跳到地板,快步走回後殿,消失蹤影。260Please respect copyright.PENANANqOVV7G8Sm
小仙也不理會大貓貓,拿起自己的蛋糕開始吃:「大老爺,特意讓黃嬤找賤妾回來,有什麼大事啊?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAYOXCa8i0ss
大老爺:「等一下,他要說原因了……」260Please respect copyright.PENANAyRNMsEKhG3
小仙轉頭看去,胖男人跪在紅墊上,手拿紅茭,萬分虔誠的向神像開口,念念有詞。260Please respect copyright.PENANAanQUCfTgTc
音量之小,理應沒有其他人聽見,但是和小仙坐在一起的這名大老爺,明顯一字一句聽的清楚明白。260Please respect copyright.PENANAvpOjhuUEyY
安靜聆聽一會,大老爺不再聆聽,叉起一塊蛋糕,塞進嘴裡:「上個月,他養的貓忽然被車撞死。一位什麼冬法師介紹他來,所以想去陰間看貓過的好不好……開什麼玩笑?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAzLx1Aor9g1
小仙:「呵呵……真的?」260Please respect copyright.PENANA6Cf9ijwHKg
跪墊上,想去陰間找貓的胖男,正式擲出紅茭。260Please respect copyright.PENANAIwtXCJucwT
『咖啦』落地,是二面向下的無茭。260Please respect copyright.PENANAhez6XfHxxD
愛貓胖男,面露失望,甚至浮現淚水。260Please respect copyright.PENANA7RXq4zbnMg
在旁協助的三名廟助,轉頭看向和小仙坐一起的大老爺,進行最後確認。260Please respect copyright.PENANA9SoYsFmIEy
大老爺,默默搖頭。260Please respect copyright.PENANAoxM46K9X1m
三名廟助,開始好言勸慰愛貓胖男,扶他站起,送他離開,再換下一位。260Please respect copyright.PENANAIO3cGdMQQl
小仙:「大老爺,不過是去陰間找貓的小事,就答應他嘛?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAskVbxLyCRK
瞪過去:「妳認真的?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAdXSHb6EQ2B
小仙:「當然是認真的啊……因為掛心愛貓,所以想追去陰間找,親自確認貓咪過的好才安心,不正是愛的表現?對神明來說,世間還能有其他事,比愛的激發還要寶貴重要?」260Please respect copyright.PENANASZ2OBVibdM
大老爺:「下陰間不是開玩笑的。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAk4vZ7jv2s6
小仙:「那麼要是什麼情況,大老爺才允許帶去陰間?」260Please respect copyright.PENANA1uLBCvXDzz
大老爺:「大事。天大的事。寧缺毋濫。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAN5Od5wpyJD
小仙:「像是這樣?爸爸哭泣冤死,小女孩留著明顯的心理傷痕,殺人犯和狗官卻逍遙法外?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAwMpGItiqy8
大老爺:「這件事,你別亂給人家承諾啊。要是不趕快叫黃嬤帶妳回來,真不知道妳還會亂許諾什麼。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAROaNO4uwqe
小仙:「我說,城隍老爺啊,你不是本來就該給人們主持公道?看小寶那樣,難道還不夠讓你出面?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAr4Vhs0Zt1d
城隍:「我說,城隍夫人啊,妳可以乖乖回到內院去,看電視,翻翻愛情小說,玩玩電腦遊戲,不要在這瞎攪亂?」260Please respect copyright.PENANABb6mSVHDCf
小仙:「我就知道,哥哥輕視女性!」260Please respect copyright.PENANAlD6bjKmRwa
城隍:「乖妹妹,知道為兄的大男人,就快回內院避難,以免被兇。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAKqMtQNopIp
小仙:「說回來,鬼鬼祟祟偷聽我和別人談話,不太好喔。」260Please respect copyright.PENANA9MCx8jglNB
城隍:「這是丈夫的權利。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAtTszvk0sNw
小仙:「偷聽就偷聽,標準的侵犯他人隱私,還丈夫的權利咧。」260Please respect copyright.PENANApdbarapWpO
城隍:「妳需要隨時看緊,不然一定會惹事。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAmXQX1Vzab6
小仙:「你又知道我一定惹事了?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAkTlAtZF7YF
城隍:「我可是從妳還是小嬰兒,就親手把妳抱到長大,還會不瞭解妳?」260Please respect copyright.PENANA4oQn1GOyV1
小仙:「可真是感人啊,我在嬰兒期拉的青屎一定很香吧,你這個變態蘿莉控。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAHbQLJ1A5bW
城隍:「總之,小寶這件事我已經有決定。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAAi8AOUMbpJ
小仙:「答應了?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAmkVn0Upek3
城隍:「不可能。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAiz8v8k9QV9
小仙:「為什麼?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAFo8nHKuwXK
城隍:「小孩和老人,魂魄不夠穩定,下陰間最危險,出事誰負責?妳嗎?要怎麼向小寶她媽媽交代?」260Please respect copyright.PENANACK2Sc2bing
小仙:「…………」260Please respect copyright.PENANAFbnnimsJl3
城隍:「所以我才說,妳剛才根本沒有好好想過,就衝動的給些亂七八糟的承諾……隨便給人希望,又讓他們失望,是多殘忍的事情,不瞭解媽?現在妳好好想想,自己到底是在幫她們母女,或是害她們?」260Please respect copyright.PENANASz7wyOjQbP
小仙:「…………」260Please respect copyright.PENANANyRCU6AY4n
城隍:「好了,吃蛋糕。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAVD0ZLRHCX7
小仙:「…………」260Please respect copyright.PENANAksqWikllRe
城隍:「我會負責收尾……真是……」260Please respect copyright.PENANAXFD5BaV88k
好一會沉默。260Please respect copyright.PENANAee8Alp9AIc
小仙:「哥……」260Please respect copyright.PENANAOh2w3Xq3Bl
城隍:「嗯?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAFoJgpk1PtA
小仙伸過頭,在城隍臉上親一下:「生日快樂。」260Please respect copyright.PENANA369llJV4y7
城隍:「…………」260Please respect copyright.PENANAubWdiCf2vp
小仙:「感覺輕飄飄吧?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAc1HJ7XsDiB
城隍:「…………」260Please respect copyright.PENANAKz59jmReAA
小仙:「很開心吧?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAoK9v47KuCU
城隍:「囉嗦。」260Please respect copyright.PENANA2obmurHzrr
小仙:「臉紅了!」260Please respect copyright.PENANAv0T9gqgiyO
城隍:「吵死。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAqXP9LedS00
小仙:「哈哈,哥哥真的臉紅了!」260Please respect copyright.PENANAukHAovB37l
城隍:「煩不煩啊?」260Please respect copyright.PENANAh2gK1NqnMz
小仙:「再來香一個?」260Please respect copyright.PENANALWIVPhobBJ
城隍:「…………」260Please respect copyright.PENANAnz7ppSb9SM
小仙:「別害羞啦,呵呵……」260Please respect copyright.PENANAAUsgRXFwFF
城隍,乾脆別過頭,用力吞蛋糕……260Please respect copyright.PENANAVZCIAd3Smr
不久之後,隊伍輪到阿珍和小寶這對母女。260Please respect copyright.PENANApqWroQgBvy
母女一起跪在紅墊上。260Please respect copyright.PENANAt6hehmdpkm
老廟助,遞上三炷香,給她們母女。260Please respect copyright.PENANAv8ZBd1QH7Q
她們舉香祭拜,然後阿珍遞出香炷,接過紅茭,張嘴呢喃有詞,正式向城隍爺秉報經過和原因。260Please respect copyright.PENANA2UFn1IH50I
秉報結束,阿珍就要正式擲茭……260Please respect copyright.PENANA6FN5J5RKky
小仙站起來:「等一下!」直走到小寶身邊,和她一起跪下,看著城隍的神像,雙手合十,「偉大的城隍爺,小寶的爸爸遭到壞人栽贓,狗官陷害,含冤而死,請你一定要主持公道,洗刷這麼大的冤屈。另外,小寶是這麼想念爸爸,請你一定要恩准,讓她得以前往陰間再見爸爸一面,給予她們父女有再次相聚的機會吧。」260Please respect copyright.PENANAyHqYSpYDNO
三名老廟助,看到城隍夫人如此,都訝異的轉頭,直看向城隍爺。260Please respect copyright.PENANAGz45yqCi07
茶几旁的城隍,則是瞪大雙眼,做不出反應。260Please respect copyright.PENANAwheOHGZcNA
不知情的小寶,感動又高興:「小仙姊姊……」260Please respect copyright.PENANA8lxgiSX3GW
小仙:「好,小寶的媽媽擲茭吧,讓我們看看城隍爺的回答。」260Please respect copyright.PENANA07qX6VVBxT
紅茭,正式擲出。260Please respect copyright.PENANAywOOHjRKew
小仙,直瞪著茶几旁的哥哥看,臉上寫滿:親上加親的哥哥丈夫,敢拒絕就試試看啊?260Please respect copyright.PENANAQuxUAhtWhe
城隍爺,雙眼上翻,露出白眼,萬分無奈……260Please respect copyright.PENANAzCOPFaSxxO
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