我的工作是在我家附近的便利店當個不斷重複動作的收銀機械人，還不時充當客人的出氣袋。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJK278vUQc
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今天一整天忙於工作，直至下班後才有喘息的空間。我拿起電話來看，發現肥軒於稍早前傳了兩個訊息。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAnIDYcdSG
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屌，明明昨天才弄完一樁煩事，還惹得一身麻煩，我的報酬還未得到。今天又有事，我到底前世欠了你多少…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTomFjNwJJ
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我打算不理他把電話收起來時，肥軒已經來電…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUPrPApCH8
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「屌你，琴日先搞到我成身蟻，今日仲嚟?」我接起電話先破口大罵。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSjcGoyoNd
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「你連半支Martin嘅錢都未俾我，仲想我救你?。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBQ6jlu1Hh
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「你條仆街次次都咁講架啦，琴日你相又攞左，連條女都帶埋上去，又食又拎，我就乜春都冇!」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgSO2QYOpl
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「咪就係因為你帶左淇淇上嚟，所以而家先要你幫手。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZKccwGCaW
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又關我事?這就是所謂因果嗎?365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCetWXTsWdB
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「琴日你地走左之後，我DM淇淇多謝佢上嚟我屋企，佢同我講唔洗客氣仲加多個微笑emoji添。」聽得出肥軒的喜悅。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxRrpUlVaS
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人家才一句禮貌回應，加個emoji就令肥軒沉過鐵達尼，我不禁為肥軒感到悲哀。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0vZuKYfet
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「佢仲話如果真係想多謝佢，就繼續支持佢嘅台，間中donate就可以。」他越說越興奮…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcTmm29q5k
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經典釣火山孝子的話術，稍為有腦的人都不會中招，可惜肥軒中毒太深，要從泥濘中拉他出來幾乎不可能。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAdvRwMb8i
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「唔係呢，佢話下次可以一齊食糖水。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEPBaIsCXN
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WTF?這是客套說話嗎?淇淇是撞壞了腦袋嗎?還是她想收肥軒兵?365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uKl94JspZ
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