我的工作是在我家附近的便利店當個不斷重複動作的收銀機械人,還不時充當客人的出氣袋。169Please respect copyright.PENANAbtJrqiATG0
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今天一整天忙於工作,直至下班後才有喘息的空間。我拿起電話來看,發現肥軒於稍早前傳了兩個訊息。169Please respect copyright.PENANADI2hpX57JW
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「峰哥,今次真係要你救命!」169Please respect copyright.PENANAnVCG1KcDl0
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「你放工之後call我。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAkalKYCxPpt
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屌,明明昨天才弄完一樁煩事,還惹得一身麻煩,我的報酬還未得到。今天又有事,我到底前世欠了你多少…169Please respect copyright.PENANArNj3JPRXrO
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我打算不理他把電話收起來時,肥軒已經來電…169Please respect copyright.PENANAjClzNKhhKN
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「屌你,琴日先搞到我成身蟻,今日仲嚟?」我接起電話先破口大罵。169Please respect copyright.PENANAPfqty4tqc2
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「唔係啊,今次真係要你救命架。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAeKIGNsRmI7
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「你連半支Martin嘅錢都未俾我,仲想我救你?。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAphZynFkPv7
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「你幫埋我今次,我成支買俾你都得啦。」169Please respect copyright.PENANACdoBhCK8rh
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「你條仆街次次都咁講架啦,琴日你相又攞左,連條女都帶埋上去,又食又拎,我就乜春都冇!」169Please respect copyright.PENANAdbc2HZlPLl
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「咪就係因為你帶左淇淇上嚟,所以而家先要你幫手。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAtx7fi0hJFj
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又關我事?這就是所謂因果嗎?169Please respect copyright.PENANA40bOCkmAbA
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「琴日你地走左之後,我DM淇淇多謝佢上嚟我屋企,佢同我講唔洗客氣仲加多個微笑emoji添。」聽得出肥軒的喜悅。169Please respect copyright.PENANADbHozV6bjJ
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人家才一句禮貌回應,加個emoji就令肥軒沉過鐵達尼,我不禁為肥軒感到悲哀。169Please respect copyright.PENANASglgjWolkZ
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「你同條女啲野關我撚事咩,仲要專登打嚟showoff。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAssG6RXaLQL
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「佢仲話如果真係想多謝佢,就繼續支持佢嘅台,間中donate就可以。」他越說越興奮…169Please respect copyright.PENANA5wa5FpPD9P
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經典釣火山孝子的話術,稍為有腦的人都不會中招,可惜肥軒中毒太深,要從泥濘中拉他出來幾乎不可能。169Please respect copyright.PENANA7MeY5rowBi
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「咁你想我救你啲咩啊,要我打醒你叫你FF少陣啊?」169Please respect copyright.PENANA5F7rJTXXx6
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「唔係呢,佢話下次可以一齊食糖水。」169Please respect copyright.PENANATE330H88tK
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WTF?這是客套說話嗎?淇淇是撞壞了腦袋嗎?還是她想收肥軒兵?169Please respect copyright.PENANAtrGLlfhuUU