Lily走左之後,過左一陣,我個friend Samuel打電話過嚟。86Please respect copyright.PENANAyGdqG4AS0L
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「傑傑!」86Please respect copyright.PENANArtwNMnTwAb
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「點呀Samuel,咁夜打嚟有咩貴幹?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAJGenGJnF5u
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「後日有個叫慧真大師嘅得道高僧,從台灣嚟香港,聽人講佢功力深厚,法力無邊,話唔定可以破除你嘅『貞操力場』。」86Please respect copyright.PENANAcKCkBgu5Ku
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「高僧定神棍呀?咪又老點我喎。」86Please respect copyright.PENANAwptsHwDrx0
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「今次我check得好清楚,個高人堅係猛料!你後日一於跟我去寶蓮寺,去會一會佢!」86Please respect copyright.PENANANRdBZjMRm5
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之前見識過唔少神棍,因此我對呢啲所謂「高人」好有保留。86Please respect copyright.PENANAgfVSRf6xCT
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「Er…等我諗諗先…」86Please respect copyright.PENANAKKo0dvXSZa
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「唔好諗啦,呢個慧真大師唔係咁易出山架,今次機會難逢,你係要去嘅話,我今晚就上大嶼山擔櫈仔排隊架啦。」Samuel話。86Please respect copyright.PENANAveVok0cErn
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「下?排隊?洗唔洗呀?」86Please respect copyright.PENANARNKs8PwBUk
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「梗係要啦,好多人爭住去見架,有啲人一收到風,上個禮拜已經開始排緊。」86Please respect copyright.PENANAycFZHkq9M0
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就咁聽落,呢個嚟自台灣嘅高僧似乎有啲料到。86Please respect copyright.PENANAfRmSInqqkb
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諗左一陣,最後我應承對方,後日去見一見個高僧。86Please respect copyright.PENANA0sOIeMs7lE
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「好!一於就咁話啦,後日我地大嶼山寶蓮寺見,記得唔好放飛機!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAfDKTByZ3We
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「得啦得啦,係咁啦bye bye。」講完我就收佢線。86Please respect copyright.PENANArAGD587kNX
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多年嚟,Samuel一路致力揾辦法破解我道「貞操力場」。86Please respect copyright.PENANACGjvk8oYsG
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佢之所以咁上心,係因為佢鍾意我。86Please respect copyright.PENANAPJBpih3PIN
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佢係第一個發現我嗰道「貞操力場」嘅人。86Please respect copyright.PENANA12SoEvo4cG
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當年Form 6考完公開試,我地一大班同學去大阪畢業旅行,嗰陣我同佢住喺同一間酒店房。86Please respect copyright.PENANARjZc2II6jw
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有一晚大家飲到醉醉地,返到酒店房,Samuel突然向我表白。86Please respect copyright.PENANAWqdWEYH9Cp
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一路以嚟其實我都知佢係gay,而佢亦從來都無掩飾過呢樣嘢,我只係估唔到條友居然暗戀我。86Please respect copyright.PENANADsGAyfqIte
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表完白都不得止,條友仲借醉行兇,騎上嚟想奪我貞操。86Please respect copyright.PENANAHaoWCVEZzB
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嗰陣我wing wing地,成個人迷迷糊糊,未有即時意識到發生緊咩事。86Please respect copyright.PENANAlvViqNzm4I
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直至到佢揸住我條jer,企圖塞入去佢個屎忽窿度,嗰下我先當堂醒曬,但已經想縮都縮唔切。86Please respect copyright.PENANAfY4AwOCnup
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好在喺千鈞一髮之間,有嗰一道「貞操力場」擋住左,否則我呢個直仔差啲就屌左男人屎忽。86Please respect copyright.PENANArOQPyVqwP4
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亦即係話,嗰道力場不單止阻止我屌閪,仲會阻止我屌屎忽,不論係男人嘅屎忽,定抑或係女人屎忽。86Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ1bvaBVrv
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(至於可唔可以阻擋人屌我屎忽,呢樣就無驗證過,同埋都無乜興趣去驗證。)86Please respect copyright.PENANAXsblmCxqGo
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我以為Samuel知道我唔鐘意男人後,好快就會死心,殊不知,直到今時今日都繼續冤住我,真係完全無佢符...