x
Chapter 4: 沒有腳的貓319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzT5XymHN1
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62iIO0VtHm
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG271dT7BNk
01319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYEYSP2Fge
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1zAYmw7BV
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a2by7fVaE
「聽好了，孩子：深淵真的存在，沒有腳的貓就是深淵。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7C34Yg7WS
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNNI7ruMpT
他刀槍不入、他沒有天敵、他能吞噬世上所有一切，我們都可能是他的下一餐。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4LdNwMDyT
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3DsHfe6rq
小心那對細長的瞳孔。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3SqT2hp4Y
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2OgqaIwSm
他沒有腳，更沒有心。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOMaL5OVva
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PAc2Ng9ja
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WFspADDCw
-319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uqproqCbO
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0m3ZWMMMX
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmc86QQyr0
暴食大公──辛尼斯特是黑貓，一隻尊貴優雅的貓（自稱）。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuuG8L0ETH
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY3HBRJk43
尊貴優雅的他，最喜歡的食物是草莓，尤其貪婪大公──十條親手做的草莓蛋糕，要辛尼斯特一天吃十個，都不是問題。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4LPiBJ9jr
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MjewVMCe4
今天是十條送蛋糕來的日子。辛尼斯特一早就非常高興，戴上他最好看的帽子，尾巴開心到立起來，非常期待。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PpIaRtR6G
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFs9agbmqx
「哪，給你。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wm9uBqC5C
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yjhSKpinV
然而，十條這次只送來一盒──沒錯，一盒，只有一個蛋糕，塞牙縫都不夠。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu20uKLNCnf
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrUdqkJnPK
辛尼斯特立刻抗議：「怎麼才這樣？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjh3OneAiQ4
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1yGq04hTg
十條生氣表示：「托某隻貓的福，我家的草莓庫存都用完了，你將就著吃吧。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPduNPV1M8
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIiNRQJ1Bw
哭喔！！辛尼斯特的尾巴垂了下來。十條解釋：「地獄沒有草莓，你以前吃的草莓來自天國。最近時局敏感，我不方便去補貨。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbaRfHQLXF
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HHRxFZiPU
這時候的朱櫻剛墮落，「迷路的小孩」結束不久，朱櫻、十條，以及本來就被通緝的柰、安卡拉岡、深海，都不能去天國；唯一信譽好的斯巴達，偏偏這幾天不在，去人間陪老婆。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCtTk2IiHh
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopZ78fDoIf
「對了！」十條靈機一動，看著辛尼斯特，「天使認不得你吧？我記得你沒去過天國。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJngOep2ik6
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oZszr9WX6
這倒是。辛尼斯特在天國，雖是惡名昭彰、聞風喪膽的「沒有腳的貓」，但這隻貓具體長什麼樣，還真沒有天使見過。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyKB7EPlqK
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZTWtlLuO8
「剛好，你的毛可以裝很多東西。」十條提議：「你去趟天國，把那裡的草莓全部採回來，就有蛋糕可以吃了！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JbVwg5Pck
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0H8x2uzb1
「那裡是天國，不是生鮮超市！我連怎麼去都不知道。」辛尼斯特說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcqI7VBcEP
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZqvEYIg2u
「還不簡單，看我的！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4h6oQlHwR
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4joxwrTWY
說著，十條用他的空間魔法，變出一個綠底白飾的指南針。他叫辛尼斯特拿著，解釋：319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lkRGJYSsf
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTMBHYFSKO
「看到旁邊的按鈕了嗎？按一下，它會把你送到天國；再按一次，立刻回到地獄，很方便吧！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTifefODqBl
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg6feHX0f9
十條的腦袋跟蛇一樣，辛尼斯特不相信他會做這種東西，百分之兩百是柰教他做的，膝蓋想也知道。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nDb2FXuFv
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOwVMMZRiQ
「指南針會送你到天國西邊的森林，也是草莓最多的地方，但、是！」十條千叮嚀萬叮嚀：「你絕對不可以離開森林！要是離開，指南針會失效，你就再也回不來了！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZOiDM0BbD
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2XtrHhh2G
辛尼斯特揮揮手，「安啦，天國的森林多大，我能跑到哪去。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VaGdWPX6Y
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKcyd0LKwY
十條很擔心，「我怕你離開森林，去別的地方吃天使。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunlPmICxBN
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoWYEQIkAb
「才不會。丰現在敏感得要死，我沒那麼笨，挑這種時候惹事。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81gqSeY1Ao
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsTLRC928O
辛尼斯特說得很有自信，完全沒意識到自己在立FLAG。他按下指南針的按鈕，如十條所說，他人立刻來到天國，視野全是綠色，也是地獄看不到的景色。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMQJhIbj3V
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot6pfODAzw
為了藏住惡魔的氣息，辛尼斯特變成普通的貓──一隻黑色、長毛、體型偏大的貓。他眨了眨一藍一黃的異色瞳，踩著沒有聲音的腳步，找他最愛的草莓去。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8VKaYOs5T
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvUtoYjcbK
走沒幾步，辛尼斯特就找到草莓園。天國的草莓跟水蜜桃一樣大，辛尼斯特的眼睛閃閃發光。他吃了一些，草莓又香又甜，想到這些都將變成蛋糕，辛尼斯特開心得在地上打滾，發出幸福的喵喵聲。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYw1AFRSff
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVdOdlKDEX
題外話：辛尼斯特在天國如此有名，正是因為他的毛──辛尼斯特的毛可以無限擴張、吞噬一切，刀劍魔法都傷不了他。身為外掛般的存在，辛尼斯特的代價是吃不飽，需要大量進食，所以他什麼不怕，最怕餓肚子。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGi0MSQ0es
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQvxd7wKah
「看我的！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsEtr3BUoR
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaSUNjCs4b
說著，辛尼斯特的身子溶化、變成一灘黑色的毛。毛無限延伸，如大水般淹沒整個草莓園。蠕動三秒，黑色的毛慢慢收攏，辛尼斯特變回貓，所有草莓消失不見，被保存在辛尼斯特的毛裡。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cPeUK36i6
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5PEmOdxVK
難得來天國，這麼快回去，辛尼斯特覺得划不來，於是他在森林漫步，品嘗新鮮的蘋果、水梨、橘子、葡萄……補充地獄吃不到的維他命C。辛尼斯特快樂極了，他趴在地上曬太陽，發出舒服的呼嚕聲。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd6T3KhAdY
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZqqq0CK9o
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwymhVZN0c9
「嗯？怎麼會有貓？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HmwF7xclk
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3alS1G5dd
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mXYzjYBFt
所謂樂極生悲。曬太陽曬到一半，一名天使發現了辛尼斯特。黑貓張開眼睛、當場炸毛，尾巴整個豎起來。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cf3CmmP9t
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIt1RFkNxI8
不會吧啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBgyxrj2JV
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDeSg6LRpo
誰都好，隨便來一個天使，辛尼斯特都能把他吞掉、吃掉，偏偏遇到最不想遇的人──熾天使貞節。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInfwCmG5H4
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3aFJCGBNc
辛尼斯特拔腿要跑，然而，貞節的手更快，手已經抓住辛尼斯特。辛尼斯特掙扎，發出生氣的叫聲：319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRefYQovcJ
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7wbqqWLWY
「喵嗚啊啊啊啊啊！」放開我啊王八蛋！！！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmybXIHttPI
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Le8zZiB2q
「小東西，你迷路了嗎？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDHWXJ54o4
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQNYPy1vvv
說著，貞節把辛尼斯特抓起來，神奇的事情發生了：貞節抓著辛尼斯特的上半身，他的後腳還在地上，黑色的身體被拉得好長，其實都是毛。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcNKjJbmzP
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I3ojZ8ZtK
「……。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLUnx4MmCE
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjqE0uyg1N
辛尼斯特沉默，貞節也沉默；但身為資深貓奴，貞節對此見怪不怪，另一隻手伸到辛尼斯特的屁股，將整隻貓抱起來。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEzTLTmnVn
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3FDKdVZpj
「喵啊！喵！喵啊啊啊！」你做什麼！走開啦！！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXQZlBqn21
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidb9ovWMLt
前腳後腳並用，辛尼斯特一直踢、一直踢，貓掌打在貞節的臉上。身為熾天使，貞節不痛不癢，還安撫他說：「不要緊張，我不會傷害你。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzCdq7W9j8
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKqgYwvXfE
「喵啊啊啊啊！！」你現在就在傷害我！！！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljtRQIw1ji
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlOpCGt8cg
貞節聽不懂貓語，但他養貓經驗豐富，溫柔的大手摸著辛尼斯特的頭、下巴、身體；神奇的是，辛尼斯特還真的冷靜下來，發出聲音：319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLtEjq3KdU
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PXEVWjbBh
「嗚嗚嗚嗚……！」我叫你放……該死這傢伙怎麼摸這麼舒服我在幹嘛啊啊啊啊！！！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTrjlOzSUj
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGyIuN4ruN
「好乖好乖。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGODDYkiB1
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkSO6X6a2R
安撫完畢，貞節張開翅膀。辛尼斯特正覺不妙，貞節竟抱著他飛向空中，準備離開森林。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33WsXzGUgs
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsEdDzYqi4
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZyNe4dSr6
──要是離開，指南針會失效，你就再也回不來了！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvU1svP4Qmw
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9mFpUTowZ
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvmHW4agcb
「啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuOKT799NY
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfC7HdmgYa
FLAG回收。辛尼斯特想起十條的臉。管他摸得舒不舒服，辛尼斯特拚死掙扎、抵抗，貞節的臉被連甩好幾個巴掌，但他沒有生氣，只是說：319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdc5p5Olqk
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkcTUO8tt0
「不要亂動，很危險。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMrshiDBUB
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRvDPvjtoR
貞節一說，辛尼斯特往下看，發現貞節已經飛離地面好幾公尺，嚇得他整條尾巴蓬起來，形似巨大的松鼠尾巴。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvazdu2jXCz
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrU497mJNzt
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5dyslyPcS
「喵啊啊啊啊啊！！」
救命啊啊啊啊啊！！！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnllEzOAgE9
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT3bpj2qdT
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLEhZWCRt3
辛尼斯特被貞節帶離森林，十條的指南針因此作廢。貞節朝光之神殿的方向飛去──辛尼斯特淒厲慘叫，可謂叫天天不應、叫地地不靈，貞節只聽到五個字：319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljUxnv7iO8
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9cvunFNbx
319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwaY2gRXgm
「喵喵喵喵喵！！！」
ㄍㄋㄋㄐㄅ！！！
ns216.73.216.192da2
