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No Plagiarism!cLn34gJLSqgt0JMoe5pkposted on PENANA 晚清重臣張之洞四十三歲時為京官,擔任從五品的司經局洗馬,掌管經史典制與圖書刊輯之事;某日離京途中投宿官驛,管理官驛的驛丞不明白洗馬是何物,又看張之洞一行人一副窮酸的作派,估摸著張是在京裡管馬匹衛生保健的小差役,驛丞沒好臉色的問道:「你在宮裡每天洗幾匹馬?」8964 copyright protection76PENANA0Ohzwiu1eY 維尼
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張之洞聞言感到錯愕,隨即會意過來,他淡然笑之說道:「不一定,勤一點就多洗幾匹,懶一點就少洗幾匹。」8964 copyright protection76PENANAGNZivtfV5T 維尼
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驛丞不屑的說道:「你家祖墳冒青煙啊!這等好差怎就輪不到我。」8964 copyright protection76PENANAFxYKni8tDQ 維尼
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突然,該驛丞的頂頭上司當地縣令遣人來報說朝廷的朱御史今晚要投宿驛站,縣令要驛丞安排好,不得怠慢,然而今晚驛房已滿,該怎麼辦才好呢?驛丞很快的把腦筋動到張之洞的頭上。8964 copyright protection76PENANAXCm9IHvFme 維尼
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驛丞:「洗馬的,等一下有御史大人要入住,咱們這裡客滿了,你挪一挪窩改別的地方睡覺去。」8964 copyright protection76PENANAlbxkWvgyqW 維尼
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張之洞微笑說道:「等御史來再挪也不晚。」8964 copyright protection76PENANAwajl5R2w1M 維尼
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驛丞:「等御史來可就晚了,御史是你得罪的起的嗎?」8964 copyright protection76PENANADA0N9LluU2 維尼
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張之洞微笑不語。8964 copyright protection76PENANAtqNkZ4U0SG 維尼
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驛丞要趕人,被趕的人卻賴著不走,兩方爭執不下鬧開了,驛丞仗著人多要動真格的,值此之際,縣令出現了,只見縣令恭敬的把朱御史引了進來,御史一看到張之洞吃驚之餘二話不說趕緊以師禮朝張知洞拜了又拜。8964 copyright protection76PENANAlDHfl8AB6i 維尼
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「老師,別來無恙。」8964 copyright protection76PENANAreeGgYArEQ 維尼
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驛丞見狀當下嚇飛了膽,不復剛剛的狠辣模樣,像洩氣的皮球般兩腿發軟跪在地上求饒,不停痛斥自己有眼無珠的同時,還打了自個兒好幾個巴掌。8964 copyright protection76PENANAhyMwjfOw6d 維尼
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