據我所知,周遭已經出現2起貓咪詐騙案。350Please respect copyright.PENANAzPTcU1CStE
我平時需要出門,早上出門,晚上回家。剛開始養貓的時候,查到資料說貓一天要吃2、3餐,如果我早上趕著出門,貓咪和家人在家,家人不知道貓咪吃飯沒?真的是一種小困擾。350Please respect copyright.PENANALCWYANM2Kw
我思索了一下,不知道怎麼辦。某天在書局逛逛時,看到書局販賣小白板、軟木塞小板子,靈光乍現!我拿小白板寫三三有沒有吃飯不是很方便嗎?太好了!350Please respect copyright.PENANABkRevAk3aG
軟木塞質地小板子就掛在冰箱上,軟木塞小板子釘上數張便條紙,便條紙上寫著哪個食品哪天到期,記得趕快煮掉、吃掉。350Please respect copyright.PENANAENIFmfb68P
小白板有附帶著白板擦的白板筆,用白板筆寫字,字要擦掉就用筆蓋上的白板擦擦一擦,方便。我把小白板掛在貓碗旁邊牆上,全家看小白板就知道貓咪有沒有被餵食,一目了然。350Please respect copyright.PENANAwmzcbSBgql
然而,經過幾個月的觀察,爸爸老化眼,看不太到小白板上寫什麼,我寫大字一點也是一樣。三三貪吃鬼常常一副餓很多天一樣地哀號、裝可憐;或是在家人忙碌時搗蛋,直到達到目的─吃到食物。350Please respect copyright.PENANABTIOHGSYph
小白板提醒法宣告失敗。350Please respect copyright.PENANAR9ien5NcnA
三三習得裝可憐就有食物吃的技能。貓咪撒嬌起來不得了,明明平時懶得理人,躺躺睡睡,為了吃,三三可以在人類腳邊繞來繞去,引導人類去食物方向,對著人類高聲喵喵叫,直白翻譯就是「我好餓!我要吃飯!」350Please respect copyright.PENANAOnS7tmRxWW
叫聲之哀戚,好像人類虐待貓咪,一週沒餵食一樣。350Please respect copyright.PENANA42ftKOPTeR
實際上是,早上7點吃過了早餐,10點三三對著媽媽在叫。350Please respect copyright.PENANA5g9F9dMEQR
據說從上往下看貓咪腰身就知道貓咪有沒有過胖,三三長時間處於中間跟偏胖之間游移,罐頭水加多一點,督促貓多喝水,吃少一點。350Please respect copyright.PENANArOM98PPS9E
我常說:十隻橘貓九隻胖,還有一隻正在變胖的路上。橘白貓三三這麼貪吃,這樣不行,罐頭餐和乾飼料餐比例調一下,讓三三喝多一點水,吃多一點濕食。350Please respect copyright.PENANAOrCXsMMSIV
罐頭加水飲食法很有用,三三的身材有維持住,還是有一點腰身。350Please respect copyright.PENANAgjuBqcT3Mm
今年父親節破功,那天預計中午出門,早上我做了些瑣事,爸爸早上大概7點左右下班到家。350Please respect copyright.PENANAU1WYm1oQWh
爸:早上我餵過了喔,三三一直跟我要,我給他少少的3次。350Please respect copyright.PENANAGUZ2AD9nsA
一餐的量分成3次餵,順便讓三三以為吃很多餐,總量是一樣的,好像還行?350Please respect copyright.PENANAYeeelJDh8o
我:那我不餵了。350Please respect copyright.PENANA4xrWyw2k0t
老二繼續滑手機。350Please respect copyright.PENANAcXpbv1T5OH
媽媽在客廳晃來晃去,準備出門物品。老三中午下班到家。350Please respect copyright.PENANAewC9rmOw6M
我們在車上聊天,聊到三三詐騙,妹妹提到室友的貓也會詐騙,室友餵過牠,牠還跟妹妹要,喵喵喵喵。350Please respect copyright.PENANAlsopdwjKjW
原來貓咪普遍會詐騙嗎?還是只有橘貓會這樣?這2起詐騙案都是橘貓犯案,真的是十隻橘貓九隻胖,貪吃鬼。350Please respect copyright.PENANAsvrYpZT4dj
爸:早上我餵三三,牠一直跟我要,我給他少少的3次。350Please respect copyright.PENANAjDRmWTeftr
我:一天吃三頓早餐,齁齁。(雖然是一餐分成3份)350Please respect copyright.PENANAv4Ryes896E
妹:蛤?我也有餵牠一把乾飼料。牠跟我要,我就給了。350Please respect copyright.PENANA8h32F5YxWM
我:4頓……350Please respect copyright.PENANA0CwS6MLMAB
妹:吃4噸的貓,要胖了。350Please respect copyright.PENANAJRRyz10RhC
我:吃太多啦!350Please respect copyright.PENANAWbcsb7CqHg
媽:你們都有餵喔?三三在我出門前跑來撒嬌,我給牠一大把。350Please respect copyright.PENANAxgdKBMcAb3
我:5頓……350Please respect copyright.PENANApVJC9PmcXg
5頓早午餐太多啦!350Please respect copyright.PENANA8IyP6QFFiX
晚上睡前的時候,三三對著妹妹喵喵叫。350Please respect copyright.PENANAU7QXnCboZZ
妹:三三晚上沒吃,要餵一點嗎?350Please respect copyright.PENANAj0UM0B4DHu
我:牠今天吃5頓了,應該不用吧?350Please respect copyright.PENANAaCQKhyhijC
妹:牠晚上沒吃,這樣不好吧?350Please respect copyright.PENANAXhbUUONF8k
我:好像也是,餵一點點就好。350Please respect copyright.PENANAvB5qLrCUmJ
三三獲得2條細肉乾。350Please respect copyright.PENANADna5lUIzup
貓咪詐騙案,以為結案了,結果還沒。350Please respect copyright.PENANAWfI95Ovs8y
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