首先，先向創挑主 林立 道歉，沒有跟著規則卻請求創挑主問我問題。而且創挑主有說可能不會去看作品，但我沒寫簡介，卻似乎在文中要求創挑主去看。因為其實我沒有大綱，當時只有兩篇，我也並不清楚故事的走向。而且，我的確抱著兩篇只要花幾分鐘的時間，也許創挑主會去看，而能引發出要問的問題，所以沒寫的簡介。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxKVgK1VtO
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時間飛逝，已來到截止，但我還沒完成創挑。可我想善終，因為也代表我尊重這個創挑，所以現在來完成。我不用小黑小白，我用假黑假白。後來想想我也許扭曲了 林立 所代表的小黑小白的性格，如有冒犯真的對不起 🙏。現在就開始完成。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdVZmJZ2GS
假白：「本來我們已經預訂這個大佬，那個大佬來上節目，十五個的位子實在有限。但是有個今天開新坑的作者，叫什麼「頭花」？「通話」？求著我們要來上節目。我們可是很忙的啊！要想問題，想問題，想問題。她卻在大馬路上攔截我們，還跟踪我們，只差沒有跪下，求我們給她機會。我假白是很仁慈的，就不懂假黑答不答應。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFh98r4bsN
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假黑：「這麼煩人的作者，我要問死她！可以，叫她上來！五百字簡介，趕快！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAv7dSopwB
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頭花？通話？：「謝謝謝謝假黑白大哥給我的機會，現在上簡介。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TjvX3wPMn
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簡介：287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EWiLuB6p7
阿公幾十年來賣豆腐，全村卻都不買他一塊豆腐。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRZA8DdMob
這就是關於一個阿公的故事，一個人緣奇差的阿公故事。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEBlj2EzwA
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假白：「……嗯？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybHUMOdede
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假黑：「沒了？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6sAwTl1NO
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頭花？通話？：「我才開新坑，沒有 500 字。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6AW0vWnWP
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假白：「蛤？那我們要怎麼問問題？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpHxROLQq3
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假黑：「這個作者連 500 字都擠不出，我看她的作品也是了了。隨便隨便敷衍她就好。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBUCT8LJsE
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4EIvEAI9o
頭花？通話？：「啊啊！有了，主角隔壁隔壁的對面再隔壁隔壁的大姑娘的媽媽「阿玲嫂」來了，她比較了解故事，她來說。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT1ytWPR6g
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QKTBcskZE
假白：「這個作者不能啊！連自己的故事都不清楚……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceoxrQbg57
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假黑：「哼，如果她膽敢浪費我們寶貴的時間和位子，我就封殺她的作品！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC3FLwbpzo
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頭花？通話？：「別！別！阿玲嫂，快！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0axwr0Qzie
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阿玲嫂：「簡而言之，就是我們村里最乞人憎的『阿公』的故事。不是我的『阿公』我只是連他的名字都不想提，可能也忘了吧。大家都叫他 XX，不要問我是什麼，你去看作品就知道了。500 個字了嗎？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqtfFBXTnp
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頭花？通話：「72，73，74……連 100 都不到……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVO5DdMazE
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假白：「你是來鬧的嗎？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDFJ0TSTwz
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假黑：「算了算了！不錄了！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmreGMSnS6
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頭花？通話：「求求你們，假黑白大哥！《賣豆腐的阿公》只有幾篇，請你們去看看！只會花你們幾分鐘的時間。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr3HljJG0z
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假白：「……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUYyRMl0Un
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假黑：「唉……」
假白：「不是說只會花幾分鐘的時間嗎？現在要 45 分鐘。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW69CsKEOk
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頭花？通話：「嗯嗯，在你們忙碌的這段期間，幸好我腦袋還擠得出來，應該可以簡介了吧。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OLKxF7sWV
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假黑∶「那廢話不多說，快吧。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHwNJzg9Oy
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頭花？通話：「我想描述的是喜劇中的悲劇，悲劇中的喜劇。沒有人要買阿公的豆腐，沒有人支持阿公。這背後到底什麼原因，現在還不能說。可是可以預見會有越來越多事件出來，會有越來越多人物出現，一點一滴的畫面，我希望拼湊一個複雜的阿公。即招人討厭又招人喜歡，但我還是希望大家會喜歡『阿公』，因為如果討厭主角，應該也不想繼續看作品了吧。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8nRvZQvJZ
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRQLNfuEca
不過一切都是未知數，會有怎樣的阿公？會有怎樣的故事？也許以上所說的到將來都不准，因為連我自己都不知道，所以十分期待。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWMUJnTgeX
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假白：「假黑，我總覺得怪怪的。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZn4Y3dAZo
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假黑：「因為她根本不是在說故事簡介，是在抒發感想。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk6sTyCCuN
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頭花？通話：「啊！被你發現了。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSe5C7Cf0D
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假白∶「你能不能用一句話來吸引我們去看你的故事？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E2NHa6UHt
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假黑：「必須十個字裡面。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtpUGDNYRG
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頭花？通話：「天啊！比《100 字微型小說》還要難！嗯……讓我想想……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NhP8LeKVl
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老翁 70 SM 60 太太287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS9UoxNeLz
假白：「竟然是 R18 的故事！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1Xsz6EDD8
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頭花？通話：「現在還是 G，不過以後難說咯！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7ySw9ucVr
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假黑：「為什麼……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw47VWwqVL
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假黑：「為什麼……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIgmmTvoLm
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假黑：「為什麼……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3RL5UTzXB
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假黑∶「哎，這故事沒什麼深度，我問不出高深的問題。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5nAb5Hd46
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頭花？通話：「還好你沒問，我也答不出。我只想寫好看的故事，僅此而已。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzA7fP5B32
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假白：「我倒有個問題。你嫁人了沒？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrbZf549UF
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頭花？通話：「嫁了！嫁給了文字。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxrfJpOQ1N
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假白：「原來你老公叫文字，那和你頭花合起來不是……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJlHBv8913
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頭花？通話：「頭文字 D！這也是『阿公』的開始，我就是想到這部電影。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT2JqoPA1h
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假白：「我是說『蚊子偷花』。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYZKTM8MKf
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頭花？通話（臉紅）：「啊，也沒錯，我老公的確……的確是偷了我啊……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOrGgHFMXO
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假黑∶「停！你們都在聊的什麼啊？沒什麼要問的就結束。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXOJ2Y3z54
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頭花？通話：「啊！我還有最後一句話要說！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDvvHzVzwe
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假黑：「快！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CwBCM9mOt
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頭花？通話：「假假……黑，你褲子拉鍊沒拉……」（羞紅臉）287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRjsgDLkeX
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啪！熒幕瞬間變成了黑色。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoWGCE7l31
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如果也想看沒拉拉鍊的阿公，請按《賣豆腐的阿公》。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4ew7BUOAC
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謝謝大家的寶貴五分鐘，也謝謝創挑主 林立 開的這個創挑，讓我有機會來玩玩並宣傳 。十分感激。🙏287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN2HiagRsy
