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看著地板灑滿剛拖完地的髒水,熟練地將抹布抽出往地板上做清潔動作,早就見怪不怪的千冬歲在一旁拿著拖把幫忙你處理善後。34Please respect copyright.PENANAqvRx8s3ZkY
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「對不起,千冬歲……」褚冥漾無奈的擦地,他面對已經見怪不怪的千冬歲道歉。34Please respect copyright.PENANA9JY0a54TTm
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「沒關係,反正地板本來就會髒,不差這幾次。」將掃除用具歸正擺好,千冬歲把最後那微小到肉眼看不見的灰塵用衛生紙擦乾淨,才拍拍手宣示打掃完畢。34Please respect copyright.PENANAONjtnn1xpw
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真不愧是貓僕的模範......嘖嘖,看看自己根本是瑕疵品!當初把我推進來的人不是腦子灌水就是眼睛瞎了,怎麼會讓我這衰人進這所學院?難道我被賦予的使命是要將我的衰運像病毒一樣散播出去,就像世人散發愛一樣?34Please respect copyright.PENANAWQlFo7yuWq
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「漾漾,等等就要上課了,你怎麼還不趕快進教室?」千冬歲提起手中的廚師服,在我面前晃了幾下,我才想起等等是烘焙課。34Please respect copyright.PENANA0LeJq0UBTD
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說到烘焙課,這老師可不好惹!上次不小心把麵粉多出個零點零五毫克,臉頰就被老師的魔爪給摧殘,想到當時的情況都還歷歷在目。而且老師還在那邊捏一下抓一下,說什麼『好可愛』,這不是在玩貓的心態嗎!34Please respect copyright.PENANAH4ywSyrdbA
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更重要的是,你還不能從背後衝上去抓住老師蓋布袋,不然明日新聞頭條可能會寫『貓僕發瘋,蓋老師布袋毆打』或『高傲的貓僕竟想不出優雅的毆打方式?』之類的。34Please respect copyright.PENANAkQPEGiFVp3
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一想到就想哭。
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「所有的課最不想上的就是她的,只不過是個食用性海綿罷了,竟然還可以教一個月?她的教師證照是不是拿假的,教到我蒙眼都能做出一個一模一樣的蛋糕。」千冬歲散發出一種『啊妳是把我們都當笨蛋嗎?』的死小孩嗆老師模式。34Please respect copyright.PENANARJQ6r58u6i
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俗話說的好,老師十成有九成會有高血壓,絕對是被你們這群人才給激發出來的。34Please respect copyright.PENANAQOjbu3gnDL
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不過在某種意義上來說,才學一個月的蛋糕就能蒙眼做出相似度百分之百的蛋糕,老師會哭喔!還是心靈創傷、哭的要死要活,靠爸靠母的那種,誰叫我們學的是難度最高的,更別說人家老師還是國際級的。34Please respect copyright.PENANAxGjP7hxSVu
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不過褚冥漾還是蠻喜歡老師一直教蛋糕,做好了可以直接吃掉。有什麼是比直接吃到熱騰騰,剛出爐的高級甜點好呢?而且班上偶爾會有一些人塞一些給自己,尤其情人節最多。34Please respect copyright.PENANAjPQw5nI1Yl
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「做蛋糕也沒那麼無聊吧?」褚冥漾說說,「送禮自用兩相宜,做法也可以很多變,你怎麼不試試趁老師不注意的時候改些花樣?」34Please respect copyright.PENANA11WgNouV0j
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「也是,大不了就把老師……吧。」千冬歲一副『你老師不入地獄,我老子就推你下去』的表情。34Please respect copyright.PENANADIqCjji5gQ
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汗,老師絕對是被你們這群死小鬼給操死的!!那個消音又是什麼鬼啊!34Please respect copyright.PENANA3gZHOU1opM
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「總之,我們先去白園跟萊恩他們會合,一起上課。」千冬歲不急不徐的走向白園,褚冥漾連忙跟在後面。34Please respect copyright.PENANA0QJvlxJaR3
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「對了,漾漾。」千冬歲叫了一聲。34Please respect copyright.PENANA9Nz1n0ZJzI
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「怎、怎麼了?」34Please respect copyright.PENANAkrtcXt19QX
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「漾漾你知道今天換季吧?」34Please respect copyright.PENANAizoQooYKDr
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「所以......?」換季怎麼了?不就保暖的執事裝換成清涼點的絲質質料。34Please respect copyright.PENANAg4lc6SbvsZ
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「唉.....等等你看到喵喵就會知道了。」千冬歲扶額,看來褚冥漾根本忘記這回事了。34Please respect copyright.PENANAan0wNfWUkI
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褚冥漾看千冬歲這反應就知道八成沒好事,這學園常常在玩些會弄死人的活動,標準入棺材的節奏!
是說……到底是怎麼了?
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「漾漾~千冬歲~快點,快點!」在前方不遠處,傳來一道甜美的聲音。34Please respect copyright.PENANAYjQtboRmOo
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站在雪白背景前的是一位綁著金色雙馬尾的少女,她大大的揮手,樣子十分活潑可愛,而與她外貌相反的是那身帥氣筆挺的標準式黑色執事西裝,手巾和領帶則是大膽的黃綠色,沉穩優雅卻又不失平衡。34Please respect copyright.PENANA0eno9DZEjL
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「嗯嗯,喵喵穿這樣很可愛又帥氣。」褚冥漾不盡讚嘆了一下喵喵的整體外型,「可是這樣穿沒問題嗎?等一下雖然是烘焙課,但也不能穿我們男生的制服吧?」34Please respect copyright.PENANApDiiQvNO5x
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褚冥漾直接忽略掉那套制服是哪生出來的,反正她們總能搞到一些奇怪的東西,區區一件制服怎麼可能弄不到。沒想到這問題還沒得到答案,褚冥漾就有想自戳雙目的自虐行為。
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誰能告訴我萊恩為什麼要穿女生制服?他那有練過的身材完全不相稱啊!女僕裝完全不能套上去好嗎!34Please respect copyright.PENANAjvU3qNSc9H
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其實今天是四月一號吧?誰快來告訴你今天是四月一號!34Please respect copyright.PENANAmRsROl6J6N
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啊!褚冥漾腦中飄過一個想法,一定是上了那種騙死人不償命的惡整節目,接著在某個小角落裡就會有個人拿著牌子衝出來,說『你被整了』之纇的鬼話,好讓你上去ㄇㄤ他一拳,然後很沒形象的說出祖宗十八代給電視機前的觀眾朋友們看。34Please respect copyright.PENANAIRastKcD2N
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這種東西感覺就是一定會出現在他們這裡,十分不意外。34Please respect copyright.PENANAMJjGlf8p4p
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「所以.....攝影機在哪?」褚冥漾看著萊恩問。34Please respect copyright.PENANAeS6xV54nwI
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突然,千冬歲轉過身子不知道怎麼了,不過從他明顯晃動的肩膀來說,我們可得知一件事情,就是他在憋笑。34Please respect copyright.PENANAjEph6nLR35
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你的成熟穩重勒!千冬歲同學!34Please respect copyright.PENANAEP1ryfjiJd
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「漾漾?什麼攝影機?」很顯然喵喵不懂。34Please respect copyright.PENANANJDcB6bZdB
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「千冬歲說見到妳就明白了,在看萊恩穿成這樣不就是為了要做效果?」褚冥漾說。34Please respect copyright.PENANAhfXY0cf2B8
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都到了這種時候還裝傻,效果絕對會打對折。所謂的惡整,就是要對方在神不知鬼不覺的情況下,把被害者搞的七葷八素,才是王道,才是內行,懂不!34Please respect copyright.PENANAyMvhoWjEH5
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「效果?」喵喵看了萊恩一眼,恍然大悟,「喵喵知道了,漾漾你以為是整人節目,對不對?」34Please respect copyright.PENANA2xYx49beQ7
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不是嘛?換褚冥漾疑惑了。34Please respect copyright.PENANAPj3BnTUzDM
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「看漾漾的表情,就知道千冬歲沒有告訴漾漾今天換季了。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAT7Mp2zuA7S
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「有是有說.....」但沒有說清楚詳細的內容,所以褚冥漾也是迷迷糊糊的。34Please respect copyright.PENANAbFTPB1i9TV
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「換季,就如同字面上的意思『更換季節』。」喵喵好心的為你解釋,「所以扇學院長提議,男女制服大調換,男生穿女生的,而女生要穿男生的,聽說是為了響應男女無差別,人人平等的新教育方式。」34Please respect copyright.PENANAPVf5mRhHJa
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聽她在放屁,這算是什麼斬新的教育啊!狗屁不通,實在令人無法接受!在場的男性同胞們,加上路過的,心中同時默想著這句沒營養兼沒水準的話。34Please respect copyright.PENANA03NFD2Nu3O
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「那不穿會怎樣?」有一種莫名其妙的無力感在自己身邊圍繞著,很像那個啥?去學校才發現今天的功課通通都沒帶到,偏偏家裡卻沒人可以幫你送?34Please respect copyright.PENANA0HeheghtBa
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而且我也沒準備阿!怎麼穿?更別說下節就要上課了!34Please respect copyright.PENANAKkxvgubhia
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「會被......喔。」34Please respect copyright.PENANANtqoV6g1QS
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夠了......你已經不想知道什麼點點點了。34Please respect copyright.PENANAAbPoYJpWGb
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「不過放心,喵喵有幫你們準備!」