故事發生在2021年,台灣內某座公寓大樓。156Please respect copyright.PENANA52g1DfPiPE
156Please respect copyright.PENANA1suMBSLGhS
我是一名正在值班的保全,叫做王冠翔,同事們都叫我阿翔。156Please respect copyright.PENANAlJZlK4tq2X
156Please respect copyright.PENANAKvCBx2oIid
那日我一如往常的上班打卡,準備等待下班的時間。156Please respect copyright.PENANAtFn22cP9bN
156Please respect copyright.PENANA4J50qgeS2M
我上班時那是盡心盡力,毫無一絲怠惰的可能。156Please respect copyright.PENANAlcPEEUQtwO
156Please respect copyright.PENANAWofv50wQTV
正在巡邏的我,不知道是早餐店奶茶發威還是昨天的海鮮燒烤正在抗議,156Please respect copyright.PENANAnQUcnkYkby
肚子突然傳來一陣訊號,這是想放屁的訊號。
但由於我正在巡邏,走的是走道正中間想放屁必須找個沒人注意到的地方悄悄的撇風。156Please respect copyright.PENANAt7eltGlzVU
156Please respect copyright.PENANAdYOKPscRQX
於是我從走道正中間慢慢地往旁邊靠攏,但穿著保全制服的我不好好巡邏,怪異的往旁邊走,是非常顯眼的,此時正有幾位閒著沒事的員工正在看著我。156Please respect copyright.PENANAyqP3n5gs7T
156Please respect copyright.PENANAoMVD75IfW7
但我也管不了那麼多了,肚子的氣已經快集滿MAX了,我準備好好的發洩一下。156Please respect copyright.PENANA6gxuxRvfnh
156Please respect copyright.PENANAQrUZCk7AA3
說時遲那時快,不知為何正當我準備撇風的時候,天空突然開始烏雲密布。156Please respect copyright.PENANAgAVlbtAm0J
轟隆!!!一道驚天動地的雷聲炸了下來。156Please respect copyright.PENANAXnGemUAObw
156Please respect copyright.PENANAqZSuVNWxbW
我嚇了一大跳,導致正在慢慢撇風的括約肌鬆了一大下。156Please respect copyright.PENANADh0Fni0CGt
噗!一聲堪比剛才雷聲還大的放屁聲炸了下來,大樓那層樓的員工嚇了一大跳,不約而同的尋找聲音的出處。
幹!完蛋了,那聲響後我發現老子出來的不是屁而是屎...156Please respect copyright.PENANAwPbfBh9brB
156Please respect copyright.PENANAL7Uxf3mJxY
156Please respect copyright.PENANA6fUKXgEwUs
156Please respect copyright.PENANA15ZmCEHh7f
156Please respect copyright.PENANA89GitdXYWs