「我全名叫余可童,唔准叫全名,叫我做『蟲蟲』。」2568Please respect copyright.PENANA8DrFR7E0xM
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條暴力痴線妹講起自己個名時,個樣真係特別乞人憎。翹起雙手,樣又串,仲含住粒珍寶珠添。佢個眼神唔止對我唔友善,仲對我地所有男仔都唔友善,好似全部男仔都係佢殺父仇人咁!2568Please respect copyright.PENANAO7vnwRxpRd
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當所有人都略略介紹晒自己之後,社工吳姑娘又有嘢講:「再一次歡迎各位同學!嚟緊我地兩間學校會有一系列服務社區嘅義工活動。首先想問一下大家,有幾多位同學係做過義工架?」2568Please respect copyright.PENANA2UqAcySvT9
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咪玩啦做義工,我而家剩係聽到烏鴉叫咋﹗2568Please respect copyright.PENANA6Qcg5sdCfU
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見到咁老尷嘅畫面,吳姑娘就打完場咁講﹕「咁啱晒啦!我地今日正正就係一個義工訓練活動!首先我地用熱烈嘅掌聲歡迎今日活動嘅星級教練!」2568Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZbAHkMSN5
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然後有個樣好鬼猥瑣,成個詹瑞文咁嘅中年大叔走咗入圈中間介紹自己,仲學埋詹瑞文咁扭身扭勢咁講:「Hello呀!各位同學,我係今日嘅星級教練,亦都係節嚟自隔離女校嘅社工。咁啲女同學一定識我架啦!巴打們!我叫做『巴⋯巴⋯巴⋯巴⋯巴治奧!』,噢呢噢呢噢呢噢呢⋯⋯」2568Please respect copyright.PENANAJnX5XJ4oBk
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呢個傻佬真係以為自己好好笑⋯⋯2568Please respect copyright.PENANAIL6fXFpdMq
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「哇屌,好撚老尷呀。」阿偉都頂唔順呢個場合。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAaURgDbynE5
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呢個時候,我感覺到一眾被我水咗過嚟嘅盈女王騎士團嘅騎士(即係4A全班)用一個好怨毒嘅眼神望住我。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAXjsXKq6Zqe
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「咪咁樣望我啦!話明幫女王大人撐場架嘛!」我對成班男仔講:「你班友成日嗌冇女!而家對面重女呀!仲唔講多謝?」2568Please respect copyright.PENANAzQvgBQyMQG
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平心而論,如果唔係蟲蟲個格太串太惡,佢真係咁多女仔入面樣貌、身材都係最出眾。如果以分數嚟比較,對面啲女顏值大約六、七十分,而蟲蟲係有九十五分!2568Please respect copyright.PENANAfD5erN3vgk
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雖然蟲蟲個氣場好勁,搞到我地啲男仔淆晒。但從我對咸濕仔嘅認知,我感受到盈女王騎士團入面有幾位騎士已經眼金金咁望住蟲蟲⋯⋯呢個世界從來都唔缺M男嘅!2568Please respect copyright.PENANAKsrJopfeD8
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唉,呢啲社工活動年中真係玩唔少。我基本上都熟晒流程,唔洗嗰條叫巴治奧嘅傻社工講,我都知要分組玩。果然,全場分成四組,男校女校各有兩組。2568Please respect copyright.PENANA9YIvtDTo1Z
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「改組名喎!」杰少:「阿波你諗啦!」2568Please respect copyright.PENANAHlbDTQ5XAG
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「智者偉諗啦!」阿波。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAANkV91ZygF
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「咁梗係交比打狗英雄,阿匡哥改啦!」阿偉。2568Please respect copyright.PENANA8Cl7KVnWLj
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「一早諗好咗啦!」我。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAMCdNilMOZX
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「叫咩名呀?」佢地三個。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAmeMBCjk8tS
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「哼!」我離遠咗盯實嗰條暴力女:「我地就叫『滅蟲小隊』啦!」2568Please respect copyright.PENANAiuHiv3WwUn
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「吓?!乜撚嘢!老撚土!」杰少。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAeH8wXynvtW
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「喂唔得喎!」阿波。2568Please respect copyright.PENANA8lG0EeT5Yh
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「唉,冇眼睇。」連阿偉都咁講。2568Please respect copyright.PENANA4d5mg9zAQS
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「我唔理!總之今日我就好憎啲一條條嘅蟲!!」我。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAnsNbeQf7i2
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阿偉隨我眼光望過去蟲蟲嗰邊後,再望一望我面上面嘅掌印,就話:「今日就係嗰個叫蟲蟲嘅女仔星咗你一巴?」2568Please respect copyright.PENANAQRtoXUYUYg
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然後杰少同阿波走埋嚟,好似而家先發現到我啲掌印咁。2568Please respect copyright.PENANA0ex73sX9p5
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「頭先返嚟嗰陣,條痴線妹唔知發咩神經摑咗我一巴呀!」我咬牙切齒咁講:「佢陣間就仆街!呢啖氣我吞唔落!」2568Please respect copyright.PENANA1RDc1RyHUn
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「唉!好心你咪咁小氣啦!你望下Miss幾開心!」阿偉。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAg2kbKDKTOh
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然後我望咗過去另一隊男子組,Miss收緊啲小組名牌時,就被個組名搞到哭笑不得。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAJtTi4UxAJe
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「乜嘢『盈盈一水間』呀?」Miss。2568Please respect copyright.PENANADMkoC8v2rZ
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佢地好開心咁笑緊。Miss近排好鍾意我地班拎佢個「盈」字開下啲佢教過嘅中文嘅開笑。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAPQkdIknYFl
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「車!而家仲洗用呢招去哄⋯⋯Miss開心架咩?」提到Miss時我壓低把聲講。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAlqan6Rbe92
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「唔係哄唔哄嘅問題。而係你個『朋友』咁高調用另一個女仔名嚟做小組名嘅問題。」阿偉冷冷一笑,好似預計到唔好嘅事情發生。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAMzBK64Y01G
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阿偉話口未完,Miss已經黎度收我地小組名。2568Please respect copyright.PENANADWJ0VvVtWa
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「滅『蟲』小隊?」Miss皺咁下眉頭:「咩意思呀?邊個改架?」2568Please respect copyright.PENANAPfMNXMcziq
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「匡哥囉!」杰少:「諗住簡單啲直接叫『盈女王騎士團』架嘛!」2568Please respect copyright.PENANALLRjFr3hfY
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「九成九因為對面嗰個叫『蟲蟲』嘅女仔啦!」阿波慌我唔死咁補多一刀:「匡哥一定係睇中人地生得可愛啦!想引人注意呀!」2568Please respect copyright.PENANAPaWaF55tsW
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班仆街仔又玩team kill!2568Please respect copyright.PENANA3SviZ2xryw
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「唔係啊!Miss, 我塊面嘅掌印⋯⋯!?」我連忙解釋,但係Miss佢個反應——2568Please respect copyright.PENANA55QnFneW2X
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「😊」2568Please respect copyright.PENANAztkZcGuSr2
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仆街!係死亡微笑!呢次碌柒!我嚇到唔敢同佢解釋!!2568Please respect copyright.PENANAkBomPTn7dS
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然後Miss保持住個死亡微笑就走開咗。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAwC0kZBYkwL
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「提咗你架啦!阿朋友!」阿偉搭咗我膊頭一下。2568Please respect copyright.PENANAmVQn2LNOHZ
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呢鋪真係出師未捷身先死呀!2568Please respect copyright.PENANA1QmlpuRC0W
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