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※某夜的碎碎念42Please respect copyright.PENANAEWsRlyUI8g
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好吧,再繼續無言下去,肯定會有激動的粉絲忍不住想讓我知道她的鞋號──可是真的不可以怪我忍不住點點點下去啊!42Please respect copyright.PENANAPU7x8zOxTY
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這是什麼爛劇情!打從剛入遊戲就掛點開始,我就一直在走霉運啊──不,根本不是進入遊戲以後,還在註冊登錄時我就有了「不好的開始」了啊!42Please respect copyright.PENANAETFexp2ZaW
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被那匹長得很帥卻明顯腦子可能有毛病、還是眼睛有問題的狼拚命轟炸,還在莫名其妙的狀況之下暈了過去──呃,不對,以我之前倒楣到很可能本身跟這款遊戲前世今生加上來世都八字不合的程度,我真的只是暈了過去而已嗎?42Please respect copyright.PENANAeTbGJSc3j9
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還是其實我根本就是又掛了?而且還很悲慘地被莫名其妙詛咒、失去五感,導致那讓人、不,是可能讓皮粗肉厚的龍都會痛得要死的復活機制都感受不到了?42Please respect copyright.PENANArXjpzVJia1
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咦?那這樣不就被我逃過了一劫──呃,等等,聽說那個什麼鬼的復活機制可是躲不掉的啊!該不會這次沒感受到,下一次就累積……喔!不,不能再想下去了,再想下去,我可能會忍不住、忍不住、忍不住想──42Please respect copyright.PENANALA72jol7HH
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唉?剛剛是什麼聲音?42Please respect copyright.PENANAGFSIhmO1j4
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喔,原來是設定的時間到了喔──呃,不對……已響鈴次數九次?那現在現實時間是──早上十點!?42Please respect copyright.PENANAqAkXQu4eVh
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我的神啊!遲到啦!遲到啦!遲到啦!神啊!遲到啦!42Please respect copyright.PENANAViQHozDCGg
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下線下線下線!我絕對不要因為遲到,結果被、被我那沒良心的老姐──嗚嗚嗚!管它什麼累積懲罰!什麼八字對衝!我現在就立刻下線啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!42Please respect copyright.PENANAopxRalfCvw
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當我一邊感謝神的保佑、一邊暗罵自己腦袋壞了、竟忘了今天開始放暑假並安然從學校返家,第一件事就是坐在床上,如臨大敵地瞪著我的遊戲頭盔。42Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z08KufbF6
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上?或不上?42Please respect copyright.PENANAcHC2NZNx75
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這果然是個艱鉅的選擇啊!如果我上線後,發現五感回來了,結果一登入遊戲就被那痛得要死的復活機制折騰得死去活來、活來死去該怎麼辦?42Please respect copyright.PENANAbr7hWesPYJ
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我想來思去,思去又想來,最後還是很冷靜地、很冷靜地拿了頭盔、戴上,然後──忽略過遊戲圖標,開了網頁查資料。42Please respect copyright.PENANAi9ZDuqPRYT
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想我封洛夜是個多麼資深的宅宅……咳咳、資深的遊戲人,當然在有任何不想面對……咳咳、不確定的時候就懂得要知道去論壇查查資料,好肯定自己的猜測、解除自己的迷惑。42Please respect copyright.PENANA2wF7tGM1Qr
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呃?會累積?痛到快死?比生孩子要痛?像被大卡車輾過──!?42Please respect copyright.PENANAadL4Ktc4Fm
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看到這裡,我很冷靜,非常冷靜地──立刻關機睡覺。42Please respect copyright.PENANAVytUFl34wN
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喵的哩,我又不是白痴!腦子被門板夾過的找虐的變態才會為區區一款遊戲去經歷什麼比生孩子和被卡車輾過的痛!沒錯,我可不是M,我寧願睡回籠覺、作夢夢到被喪屍追得滿城跑,我也不會再登錄那款設計者的肯定有病、還肯定跟我犯衝的鬼遊戲!就算那款遊戲的月費抵得上我一個月的餐費,月費還是我答應絕不再半途而廢地亂轉遊戲、死命跟老姐「盧」來的……呃,跟、跟老姐「盧」……42Please respect copyright.PENANAOKph6JqAVg
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我很冷靜。42Please respect copyright.PENANAApkKHXUJrw
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真的很冷靜。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIC1NH6fpSP
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很冷靜又面無表情地伸手拿過了遊戲頭盔,非常迅速而且冷靜無比地戴上、開機、登錄遊戲!42Please respect copyright.PENANANtfiNvsWV4
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我不是M,更不是變態,雖然登錄遊戲後,可能會經歷像被卡車輾過來又輾過去的那個什麼蠢機制,但是得罪了老姐可不只是被卡車輾過來又輾過去而已,那可能是比被一千輛砂石車輾過去又輾過來還要悲慘的處境啊!42Please respect copyright.PENANA0bk0HHXc5g
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於是乎,為了我這條卑微到比塵埃還要渺小的小命,我只有選擇被卡車輾過去──不是,是「閉著眼」、「面對」殘酷的現實。42Please respect copyright.PENANApJDlDYMK0M
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恩?恩恩?不痛?呃,這是鳥語花香?42Please respect copyright.PENANAuBUjAtxY2h
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我錯愕地睜開眼。入眼卻是湛藍一片,如帆似的雲錦優游飄過,一群似曾相識的鳥兒從高空中飛過,還順便挑釁地叫了幾聲──我沒掛?42Please respect copyright.PENANAQyYaCtfsPr
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我跳了起來,雙腳踩在肥沃的土壤上,放眼望去,綠油油的草原上還有幾隻白絨絨的兔子渾然不覺有人地飽餐中。42Please respect copyright.PENANAcJyUH54u5m
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我沒掛?阿哈!我真的沒掛!太好了!原來我真的沒掛啊,這樣不用擔心經歷被車子輾過的痛苦了!42Please respect copyright.PENANAxWpRvjCdJv
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太好了,太好了,原來一切的擔心都是多餘的!42Please respect copyright.PENANAHRvpe7EXPi
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我如釋重負,滿心雀躍。既然沒掛,也該好好做些正事了,趕緊去找城吧!我可不想再遭遇一次被狼追的悲慘事件了!42Please respect copyright.PENANAX6fOd9Vrqx
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打定主意,我選了個方向,朝著太陽運行的方向繼續我的尋「城」之旅。42Please respect copyright.PENANAcYOxSBmVpb
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