「啊～好沒勁吶......人類這種生物，還是滅絕算了吧？」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeGC5bjd0x
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聖誕老人懶洋洋的趴在雪橇上，看著手上短短的清單，不悅的咕噥著：176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NFkxXb0l5
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「對吧！喬巴？要不......咱們把次元穿梭關了？讓雪橇飛行時的音爆直接把世界摧毁掉？」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm35AO670l
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「請......請不要那樣說！」馴鹿隊最前方的巨大麋鹿，機伶伶的打了個冷顫。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWxpg7v3MT
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絕對不能讓聖誕節，變成拉格那洛克或哈米吉多頓......176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9EZ8HTzsn
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聖誕老人最得力的助手，原名布魯托，後來因為漫畫被聖誕老人強行改名為喬巴的麋鹿，不得不苦思著讓聖誕老人打消滅世念頭的方法。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhZAA7mmMe
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「人類毁滅了，海賊王的連載就停了！」最後，布魯托喬巴只能想到這個無關痛癢的理由。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2EJa81eYW
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「喔？說的也是......那等連載完再說吧！」聖誕老人就像邪惡的撒旦一般，漫不在乎地說了出末日的預言。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMwOZxInwI
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（撒旦：喂喂喂！我哪時說過要毁滅世界了，那都是耶穌說的好嘛！）176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYSpR29wj2
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總之，在世界被一部漫畫拯救的同時，這部漫畫的連載，卻又成了世界末日的倒數計時。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7kkuF7uoH
176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKIu1d91FG布魯托喬巴看著那個肥胖臃腫的紅色身影，大大的鼻子裡無奈的噴了一口氣。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihUC3QHfDa
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「讓開！讓開！」綠衣尖紅帽的小精靈趾高氣昂的走過來，一腳將聖誕老人從雪橇上踢下來。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCNarhaotO
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喔～簡直就像是打倒魔王的勇者！176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgmEwNs7a3
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再一次，布魯托喬巴無比仰慕的看著充滿活力的矮小身影，S.L.D的主任勇者彼德。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SDWH3tieJ
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※S.L.D：聖誕老人後勤部門（Santa Logistics Department）176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HBN5fgpim
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「滾開你這個死肥宅，還不快點去準備，馬上就要出發了！」勇者彼德毫不客氣的指責。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRnxqlmTtr
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一邊唸叨著，一邊將巨大的紅布袋，半推半擠的塞進雪橇的後車廂裡，嘴上還不留情的說道：176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64pb9yRkV3
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「這是你一年一次唯一的工作機會，認真點！拿出幹勁來。」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqkmuABwQS
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「不去！不去！憑什麼耶穌生日，我還得去替祂送禮物？」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMCSTLkZs2
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被踹下雪橇的聖誕老人，臉朝下直接趴在地上，頭也不抬的悶聲抗議：176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXO8eiMFcth
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「讓人類幸福是祂的工作，禮物讓祂自己去送，我要去祂的生日派對上吃蛋糕！」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3zsBu9D81
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「你好膽再說一次！」勇者彼德一聽火大，二話不說直接跳到聖誕老人的背上，手裡拿著糖果枴杖，朝著滿頭白髮的後腦勺直接敲了下去。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuiN1ZZOXd
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「你不去！你不去！一年才工作一天你竟敢說不去！」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJZ2U7WlVY
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「你不去我們這些小精靈就失業了你敢說不去！」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TPOIP32Jc
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「你不去我們這一整年就白忙了你敢不去！」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlwrr2shEB
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「去不去！去不去！」每說一字，糖果枴杖敲一下。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr0WLpxb6s
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「疼疼疼疼疼！」趴在地上的聖誕老人，連忙一手護住腦袋，另一手是無力的揚了揚手上那張短短的名單說：176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fbaIQV1hr
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「就只有這些孩子，你們失業也是早晚的事情了！」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH81Niz6Wv
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彼得一把搶過聖誕老人手上的名單，從口袋裡摸出單邊金絲框的眼鏡架在鼻樑上，盯著名單看了老半天後，才低聲的問：176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyImKxpzOS
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「...就這些？」彼德怒不可遏的大吼：「C.C.R.C那幫戀童癖的傢伙在搞什麼鬼！」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyL0IfgOx0
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※C.C.R.C：兒童操守審查委員會（Child Conduct Review Committee）176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7MVC2NrD3
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「還是你！」勇者彼德再度舉起手上的聖劍糖果枴杖，狠狠的斬向一切罪惡的源頭聖誕老人。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBBAGrIguh
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「叫你別讓他們看太多二次元的東西你不聽！」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYE3WMFinB
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「害他們現在看到小屁孩，都沒了包容性！」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWtrADRIc2
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「什麼正太！什麼蘿莉！通通都是只有二次元裡才會出現的東西啊～～～～～～」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgys4FBbjoX
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「呼～時間到了，出發吧......」出完氣的勇者彼德，從口袋裡掏出懷錶看了看時間說：176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUnqUtmocB
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「就算明年會失業，今年該做的還是要做。」176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgt1lsEZIkU
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「對了，還有這個！」勇者彼德從另外一個口袋裡，拿出一皺巴巴的紙團，遞給聖誕老人。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykH5ov2lqz
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「順便把這孩子的靈魂接回來吧......」
「果然......人類這種生物，還是滅絕算了吧！」看完信，聖誕老人歎了口氣說。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9o8pnuAjb
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這一次，就連布魯托喬巴，也無聲的點了點頭......176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctLZMppPNr
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「唔......起碼等獵人X獵人連載完吧？」勇者彼德有些戀戀不捨的說。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGvfXFhIh6
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而在這世界的另外一個角落裡，滿身傷痕的女孩，在冰冷浴室的地板上，歪著頭倚在浴缸上，空洞的眼神彷彿仍在凝視著遠方的天空。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoRNUc3FzN
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手裡，緊緊揪著一張，皺巴巴的，揉成一團的信......
