隻戇鳩妖精將我變咗做女仔（已完結） - 十八

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我一路換衫一路諗起張彥啱啱個衰樣。

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其實我真係有啲唔開心，枉我一直當佢係我朋友，估唔到佢會響我「女朋友」面前咁話我。

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其實諗返起同佢既相處呢兩年幾，除左同佢嘻嘻哈哈咁玩之外，實際上我需要幫手既時候，出黎幫我既永遠都係神駒，但取笑我既永遠都係張彥（神駒都會笑，但係佢輕輕笑完會幫手）。

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佢成日一副幸災樂禍既樣，加上佢今日對「女朋友」所講既野...

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我突然有個感覺...其實我當佢兄弟，佢當我係乜野？

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契弟？

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唔會既，佢係我好兄弟黎架嘛！

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我響廁所入面著好衫褲，然後都照披住譚伯件恤衫（驚飛釘），打開門行出去。

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神駒同張彥都出左廳，坐左響梳化上面。

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「搞掂嗱？」神駒問。

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我點點頭。

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「唔介意既話過黎坐吖？」神駒指一指佢同張彥中間有個位。

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張彥個樣有啲賤格咁望幫住我。

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唔知點解，可能係因為張彥而家個賤格樣，又或者可能係啱啱張彥咁抵毀我（羅皓勉），所以我唔係好想坐響佢隔離。

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「唔駛喇，我企響度得喇。」我搖搖頭。

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神駒就冇乜野，但係張彥個樣好似有一絲不悅。

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「冇所謂。」神駒說道：「好，我想問下其實發生左咩事？阿勉個死仔幾時追到妳呢個女朋友？佢又點解會叫妳上黎搵我？佢而家發生左咩事，點解佢會唔返學，又搵佢唔到既？」

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由神駒呢幾個問題，聽得出，佢都係幾關心我。

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呢個時候張彥都出埋聲：「不過，阿女朋友仔啊，我講啲野妳可能唔啱聽...不過妳知唔知阿勉個衰仔尋日先同我地班既女神表白完啊？仲食左檸檬添啊！我唔知妳係幾時同佢一齊，但我覺得妳要小心呢個人，佢其實唔係咁好人架咋...」

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「張彥！」神駒打斷左張彥既說話：「真係夠喇，呢啲係佢地自己既私事，我地唔應該咁多嘴！」

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神駒一副認真既表情，其實真係幾少有。

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我知道佢係為左男仔羅皓勉出頭，心下更加係有少許感動。

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不過我真係對張彥進一步失望，我估唔到佢會對住外人咁唱衰我！

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「咁係吖嘛...」張彥聳聳肩，嘀咕道：「我都係講事實啫...」

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「你唔係佢既好兄弟黎咩，點解要咁講佢？」我不忿地問張彥道。

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我真係有種感覺，我當你兄弟，你當我契弟！

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「唔好咁大反應，我都係講事實比妳聽啫，唔信妳問神駒吖！妳諗清諗楚先好決定好唔好同佢一齊啊。啊，妳唔好話我知係我講出黎啊，我都係為妳著想先咁講...」

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「張彥！」

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「OKOK，唔講，唔講...」

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「唔好介意，佢成日都係咁，我一聽到我一定會阻止佢亂講野，畢竟阿勉個死仔係我地既好朋友黎。」神駒見我塊面燶晒，於是安慰我道：「阿勉個人冇乜野，唔好聽呢條友亂UP。」指一指張彥。

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即係張彥唔係第一次響外人面前咁踩羅皓勉？

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佢唔會響女神面前都係咁踩我，例如話我講野講到PAT屎咁呱？

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應該唔會既...？

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佢把口應該未至於衰到咁呱？

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我估……

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「同埋，麻煩妳都唔好同阿勉講，我唔想佢冇左個朋友。」神駒補多句。

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頂，唔嬲就假啊！

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我而家嬲到想爆粗！

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張彥見我面都燶埋，可能以為我係嬲左「羅皓勉」先咁面燶，反而有啲得戚咁笑起黎。

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「係囉，考慮清楚先好決定同唔同佢一齊啊！」張彥笑道。

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「唔關你事囉！」我帶點怒氣咁答。

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「好喇好喇，真係扯得太遠喇，不如講返件事先？」神駒見我好似開始發火，於是打斷左我同張彥既對話，廢事我地兩個真係鬧交。

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講起黎，係咪因為我以前講野漏晒風所以唔敢駁張彥？定我變左條女之後冇再當自己係羅皓勉（即係好似帶左個面具咁）？而家我反而夠膽正面回應返佢。

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「啊，又或者...妳叫咩名？」神駒好似突然醒覺咁，問：「妳想我地點叫妳？無理由下下都叫妳阿勉女朋友架？」

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張彥同一時間都牛咁眼咁望住我。

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啊，係喎。

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我叫做咩名呢？

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