ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHeOfv66cT
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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsoOPYe3Qc
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xH8eqOYHX
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedATuaAo93
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAJN147r6q
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifk0h7khno
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7LSmXZ8Lj
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Nss1qCjbb
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tF2Q5Zp8N
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhY9iueLl4
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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