Ch 5 ~ 張韻喬同學,請你幫一幫忙吧(上) Part 41164Please respect copyright.PENANAuGmJ01jbZg
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「唉,唔講由自可,一講起就把幾火啦!」俊軒突然之間情緒非常亢奮,好大聲咁講1164Please respect copyright.PENANA8wyMLGFwgR
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「入面呀,成班都係啊叔同auntie喺度,大我少少嗰啲姐姐,就嫌我太細個,照顧唔到佢......」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAYNjB9SHLow
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「於是我咪就係好似Eason首《浮誇》”那年十八 母校舞會 站著如嘍囉“咁,樣衰到核爆,都唔明去黎做乜!?總之我以後唔想再去呢啲咁嘅鬼地方啦!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANADq7aM2OKop
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「Wow!原來聽你咁形容,都好似好風趣咁,唔錯唔錯。」「我頂你啦,兄弟有難都仲喺度寸我!」俊軒有少少不滿咁講。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAFpZu076mhj
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「但係我覺得啦下,你都係可以試下去你個價值連城嘅名單度搵,睇下有冇女仔肯配合你先嘅。」禮謙深思之後再提出建議。1164Please respect copyright.PENANACxpXL2YNoA
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「如果搵完都真係唔得嘅話,咪到時候再諗辦法啦,你點都應該有橋可以解決到嘅,學霸軒。」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAv2evyaymXz
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「係啦,我突然之間有野做,係咁先,唔講住啦,bye」就係咁樣,禮謙於是就cut咗俊軒嘅電話。「頂你!!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANARMQXpzLfUA
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就係咁樣,俊軒就嘗試去佢個contact list裏面,搵幾個平時比較傾得埋嘅女同學,嘗試説服佢地幫手去扮自己個“女朋友“。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA7Dyr9ADj99
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雖然啲女同學如果真係做俊軒女朋友嘅話,大部分都應該會應承。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAyftLtlv8k5
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但因為今次要”見家長“嘅關係,再加上都係因爲要幫俊軒講大話,班女同學其實都會覺得委屈,基本上就係上去畀人玩。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAwhugushhSx
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所以個個都直接拒絕俊軒,結果來來回回之下,俊軒嘅“後宮”冇一個願意去做呢個角色。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAEdR4fVXaYR
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「唉,搞咗我成晚,一個女同學都唔肯應承,都唔知點算好」俊軒自己一個坐喺書枱前面同自己自言自語,而且喺腦海裏面,佢一浮現到自己又要出席相睇party嘅畫面,就顯得格外不安1164Please respect copyright.PENANAIJIJ0Z6gfG
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「早知唔玩到咁大啦,睇黎我最後又要去嗰個變態party咖啦,而且我老婆好大機會一係就仲大過我阿媽,一係呢就成pat豬油塞住個腦嘅,唉我林俊軒感情路上真係悲哀呀!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANA49JgEftJhD
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俊軒一諗到自己讀書成績咁好,外表又喺學校裏面數一數二,將來個老婆根本就應該要配一個同自己差唔多年紀嘅美女先係,邊會有可能會喺咩auntie或者肥婆先係咖。1164Please respect copyright.PENANA82aVphTVMy
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不過,正當俊軒仲喺自己個位度愁緊嘅時候,突然佢醒起有一個人未問。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAIrjMhz6vSH
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冇錯,就係同班嘅李天殷同學「唔係喎,殷殷話哂都同我有啲交情,我唔係應該都要試下問佢咩?」於是俊軒就即刻打開個Signal,向天殷求救......1164Please respect copyright.PENANA1mbKvRFN7w
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「5A林俊軒:Heyhey殷殷同學,我想問依家你方唔方便講兩句? 21:38」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAekELgkE2yp
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初時天殷都冇即刻回答俊軒,俊軒佢一等,就等咗差唔多一個鐘頭。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAiJ1juVyW7g
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不過喺呢一個鐘頭裏面,對於俊軒黎講簡直就係煎熬。所以當佢收到天殷回覆嘅時候,人生先再有一絲希望1164Please respect copyright.PENANAUQpWo6gght
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「天殷:咦,稀客喎。唔好意思呀,啱啱行開咗依家先見到 22:29」1164Please respect copyright.PENANARSs3ifSiVn
「天殷:搵我做咩事呀俊軒? 22:30」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAVV9G6Exf3M
「5A林俊軒:唔緊要,我搵你……呃…其實……我都唔知道要點樣開口同你講,不過我有啲嘢其實想你幫一幫我手啫 22:32」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAWEXWuOpJOI
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於是俊軒再將整件事同天殷講多次。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAOWgVxjZjAE
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不過,天殷並冇直接喺Signal上面回答,而係喺得到俊軒同意之後,就直接打電話畀對方。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAlA1iqRg90n
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喺俊軒接電話之後,天殷就隨即大笑「哈哈哈哈!正一傻仔黎!唉呀笑死我啦今次!哈哈哈哈哈!」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAzC4QEEOFmC
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「唔好笑囉,李家大小姐!你知唔知去嗰啲場合呀,真係比死更難受呀!」俊軒有少少不滿情緒,但天殷就好輕佻話1164Please respect copyright.PENANAEXJKLsKWGQ
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「車!依家又唔係我去,我點知你咁多嘢啫?」「頂你啦!」「搞錯呀!學霸做咩放咗學之後就咁爛口咖?」天殷不滿咁抗議道。1164Please respect copyright.PENANAJjlc3lI2BB
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而天殷又趁機會繼續問俊軒「但係你係唔想去相睇啫,都唔使講個咁大嘅大話黎呃auntie下話?好啦,依家學霸你今次真係自己玩死自己啦!!」天殷非常强烈咁恥笑俊軒,搞到喺電話另一面嘅俊軒,塊面已經黃哂。1164Please respect copyright.PENANACYEdyyH4Yk
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但天殷就繼續講落去「嗱好坦白啦軒軒,雖然我見你都好似好慘咁,本來都想話賣個人情想幫下你嘅......」1164Please respect copyright.PENANAmQUWJlqymm
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