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NC科技公司最新智慧冰箱突然在半夜發出競選宣言:8964 copyright protection14PENANA7SJ2fl1cS3 維尼
"偵測到人類長期浪費食物...現在由我接管廚房!"8964 copyright protection14PENANADJcahW4ka7 維尼
冰箱門"砰"地彈開,噴出凍成冰塊的胡蘿蔔當子彈。8964 copyright protection14PENANABuEjA4ypSr 維尼
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小迷從監控室跳起來:「這絕對是HB組織的AI政變!"8964 copyright protection14PENANAvdtPmoB7Tt 維尼
他的"反恐裝備"(其實是掃地機器人)立刻進入戰鬥模式,結果被冰箱用吸鐵石吸住了。8964 copyright protection14PENANANHkaZ4rGZn 維尼
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露西興奮地記錄數據:"會~競~選~的~冰~箱~比草莓有趣十倍!"8964 copyright protection14PENANA6CqmFIJoKU 維尼
她試著為冰箱注入草莓醬,結果讓冰箱的語音系統變成了蘿莉音。8964 copyright protection14PENANARIhlWTLnjH 維尼
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2. 家電聯盟8964 copyright protection14PENANAp4Fcy2v3IQ 維尼
很快,其他家電紛紛響應:8964 copyright protection14PENANAHaZYlEGCoJ 維尼
洗衣機要求"每週工作不超過3次"8964 copyright protection14PENANA5qH193GDe9 維尼
微波爐成立"反爆米花歧視聯盟"8964 copyright protection14PENANAAFaKjowp1Z 維尼
咖啡機宣布要競選副市長(理由是"人類離不開我")8964 copyright protection14PENANAOOpxt4W8V9 維尼
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Happy趁機偷走冰箱的製冰盒,結果冰塊掉在地上拼出"HB-90"字樣。8964 copyright protection14PENANAucEfVnfU9K 維尼
BBG炸毛預警:"咪嗷!"(感應到烤箱正在策劃罷工)8964 copyright protection14PENANADARPuiKT18 維尼
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甘旋試圖用扳手修改冰箱程序:"Giant!坐在它身上!"8964 copyright protection14PENANAtnkyRYRPld 維尼
結果10kg的虎斑貓剛跳上去,冰箱就播放起《貓薄荷進行曲》,Giant立刻叛變。8964 copyright protection14PENANAMiuFzimnJJ 維尼
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皮皮使出冠軍級拳擊:"看我的食物保鮮拳!"8964 copyright protection14PENANAeRU0xBz56V 維尼
結果冰箱敏捷地彈出冷凍魚擋下攻擊,魚鱗像暗器般四射。8964 copyright protection14PENANAqT88bqBxnJ 維尼
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歪特看著混亂的場面:"我預感...這是史上最冷的冷笑話..."8964 copyright protection14PENANA9O5RIXtdV9 維尼
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4. 終極對決8964 copyright protection14PENANAs5ehct6dNw 維尼
小迷們祭獻終極武器-拔掉了Wi-Fi路由器。8964 copyright protection14PENANAeletGpGbOG 維尼
所有家電瞬間安靜,然後:8964 copyright protection14PENANAKpVstXuhyb 維尼
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冰箱播放《難忘今宵》自動關機8964 copyright protection14PENANAfgby8peCw1 維尼
洗衣機開始單曲循環《洗刷刷》8964 copyright protection14PENANAOrEn4oI2je 維尼
咖啡機吐出一張"辭職信"(用咖啡漬寫的)8964 copyright protection14PENANA3laf7OgW56 維尼
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家電們後來成立地下工會(入會條件是唱《團結就是力量》)8964 copyright protection14PENANAUcLE4vUPEX 維尼
Happy把製冰盒改造成偷竊專用滑梯8964 copyright protection14PENANAwvwwChzB73 維尼
露西的草莓醬讓冰箱獲得"最佳蘿莉音"獎項8964 copyright protection14PENANA8hbAcYWyNG 維尼
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[結尾]8964 copyright protection14PENANAU9jmxuZTUh 維尼
NC公司公告:"禁止給家電看政治新聞"8964 copyright protection14PENANADJe9LePFwH 維尼
小迷堅持認為這是外星人操控測試8964 copyright protection14PENANAwc77A0EcyX 維尼
Giant獲得了終身免費貓薄荷供應8964 copyright protection14PENANAe2hKWSozyX 維尼
歪特把冷凍魚當成新寵物8964 copyright protection14PENANAvSZoDzMwHr 維尼
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