這是發生在大專的時候，當時的我是二年級生，所以我們的教學大樓在學校的圍牆邊，算是一個相對隱密的小徑，但在校門口是看得到這條小徑的。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnNb3Q6kfA
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並且我們也基本上都是在一樓上課，所以坐靠窗的同學時常會把垃圾都丟去外面。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEClosPZg4
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然後呢?345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxnL5LnvNZ
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然後就被罰去當志工。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k1bTmb95X
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對，我就是受災戶，當了70個小時的志工，重點我才丟兩次而已。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8sqot0Wad
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我記得很清楚，一次是菸盒，一次是菸蒂。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkv8ja8ZmR
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沒錯喔，學校不能抽菸，所以我被加重70個小時，當志工真棒......(哭。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcOdqVxg33
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偏題了，讓我們切回主題。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafRS0nei7L
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某一次我腹中的尿意非常的急，但當時我們教學樓旁邊的廁所再重新施工，我根本無法尿，你們懂那種感覺嗎?345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3I8mlH9Nc
當時我努力思考著該怎麼完美化解此次危機，腦袋飛速的思考著，這邊是媒體大樓，隔壁是醫護大樓......345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn1A6bCTqs
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以我現在的姿態走過去醫護大樓估計會被別人當成怪人，因為我現在走路雙腳會夾得緊緊的，彷彿就跟企鵝走路一樣的滑稽。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDOFw8ELY7
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不要騙我，你們一定也有過。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5tNOZWOK8
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現在有三個選擇讓我去選:345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtfsXeoPci
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1. 走去醫護大樓的廁所。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKfkHEMJNM
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2. 直接尿在隔壁的小徑圍牆上。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj4YqE5frf
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3. 尿在褲子裡。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvBZD9xTos
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沒有，第三個選項是我開玩笑的。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlHeUsBGjj
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主要只有前兩個，去醫護大樓實在對我現在的膀胱太不友善了。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOqYJxBly3
所以只有一個選項了!345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4P4fIXlr5
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尿在圍牆上!!!!!345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmNDDtOERy
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因為我是系學會的所以才留在學校比較晚，想想現在也是放學後了，大家應該都走光了，我便二話不說衝去小徑那邊。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK8SMeXNjV
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我解開了褲襠那顆封印住的鈕扣，拉下讓我極度崩潰的拉鍊，掏出**準備發射。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEZgKiXvm8
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說命運玩弄人就是這樣，偏偏我剛剛看得時候就沒人的，從隔壁走廊走過來的三位學妹，用一種不可言喻的眼神看著我。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydaYc9ygOM
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她們在我的右側，距離差不多有100公尺以內吧。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3qiRsqKKv
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但我早已掏出，並轉頭看到了他們，她們也看到了正在準備的我。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekoRpnSRrO
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一瞬間，一陣黃色的液體，從下半部噴出。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCOcmcANug
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並呈現了一道完美的拋物線，我一陣酸爽，並不由自主地抖了兩下。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAnmSvHuxL
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對，全程她們都看到了。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBheTCXTU3
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靠北**版345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj9mMkCKZ6
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某人留言說:「可以請學長不要在圍牆上畫畫嗎?」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhX9b16SiS
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此生最大陰影345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiRzlMvYxH
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