「我決定?什麼意思?」不用審判了嗎186Please respect copyright.PENANAER7NoeEACS
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「就是字面上的意思」惡魔小姐對我說「自己決定要去天堂還是地獄。」186Please respect copyright.PENANA8WGyPTxZmb
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「不用審判嗎?這樣子,壞人也能上天堂?」這樣很爽欸,作壞事還上天堂186Please respect copyright.PENANAH0PUKASLHH
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「是的。但是之後的待遇會跟著你的作為去調整喔!我們走客製化路線。」笑咪咪的說著恐怖的話,不愧是惡魔186Please respect copyright.PENANA6UeoQ8P5Jl
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「其實死後,就只是去另一個世界生活而已。」天使先生開始說明186Please respect copyright.PENANAKFIwLH9B03
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「走那個好人上天堂壞人下地獄的太老套了,現在改了新制度,參考人間的一切,所以基本上不管到了哪裡都跟人間差不多,也就是換個地方生活而已,只是你生活的配套會跟你生前的作為去調整。」186Please respect copyright.PENANA9N9IBcNYOs
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「所以如果殺人犯到了天堂,他的生活就會很差嗎?」換個地方生活感覺不賴186Please respect copyright.PENANAtHCcxutfsH
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「對,他可能只有一條毯子跟碗讓他過活」惡魔小姐笑咪咪的補充186Please respect copyright.PENANARCYWTgNAk6
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果然是惡魔…186Please respect copyright.PENANAZssV40bT8c
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「那大善人去地獄呢?」186Please respect copyright.PENANAq4lNnJaE2w
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「豪宅一棟。」天使冷冷的說「在加上完善的生活條件」186Please respect copyright.PENANAyVF3pxf2Pw
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你說蝦米!!!!為什麼不早說?這樣我一定會每天扶老奶奶過馬路,每天捐發票,每天都會說請,謝謝,對不起!186Please respect copyright.PENANAbumG3ZIHLv
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「不過去天堂也是。就像住不同地區一樣,不會因為地區不同而條件也不同。」天使又補充186Please respect copyright.PENANAi4XRqTdiAI
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我開始怨恨我家祖先了,有那麼好康的事都不說,拖個夢也好啊!我不燒金紙喔!186Please respect copyright.PENANAYErXVGB9as
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彷彿會讀心的,惡魔笑笑著說「當然,死者是不可能想還活著的人透露,一丁點都不行」186Please respect copyright.PENANAJX8w8hnDYM
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……好吧,祖先們,我原諒你們,以後會燒金紙的。現在好像想燒也不行了厚186Please respect copyright.PENANAjiACRAvDaN
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「好了,說明也差不多了,剩下要等你決定要去哪裡再追加說明。」…這個天使在臭屁什麼186Please respect copyright.PENANATvEMj9WXMP
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「很難選欸…說明再多一點嘛?」到時候後悔都來不及186Please respect copyright.PENANAfZvoc6P3TL
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「煩欸,快點啦!新年特別節目都要結束了」……你到底是不是來工作的?186Please respect copyright.PENANAXbDRozN2vg
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「其實還有一個提示喔~」悅耳的女聲響起「就是啊…這種新制度推行也有段時間了,但是現世的人觀念還像你一樣,好人上天堂壞人下地獄。但是,一聽到可以無條件上天堂,誰不心動呢?」186Please respect copyright.PENANAR3j7vzV4hG
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「……所以天堂的人很多?」有道理,人人上天堂,人口密度高,生活品質也會降低,說不定,條件也會跟著降低?186Please respect copyright.PENANAWx6NF6blZe
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可是,上天堂很炫欸,七月大家回來的時候,可以好好炫耀一波。嗯…難選186Please respect copyright.PENANAsAGqR4thNG
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「快點啦,都說了都快播完了」閉嘴,垃圾天使186Please respect copyright.PENANA38fi093k4N
「……好,我決定好了。」理由也想好了「我要去地獄」
一說完,「為什麼?」「太好了!」兩人不約而同地大喊,雖然情緒不一樣就是了
「等等等等,為什麼決定要去地獄,我也有業績壓力的欸」…等等,死人你們算什麼業績啊?
「真是太好了,歡迎加入地獄」美女就是美女,笑起來更美了「那…準備出發吧?」
「等一下!我要理由,告訴我你為什麼要去地獄?」天使好像不能接受186Please respect copyright.PENANAWL5HA0HFeZ
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「因為惡魔小姐很漂亮」雖然理由蠻扯的,但是這是其中一個186Please respect copyright.PENANAbNdFUz7naC
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「哎呀,真是謝謝你」惡魔小姐的笑容更美了186Please respect copyright.PENANAZRcpwjSASK
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「不對吧?你是女的啊,我這張可是可以迷倒眾生的,這麼帥,怎麼可能輸她」186Please respect copyright.PENANAKGKpQvX1Vi
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「答案很簡單啊,你不是我的菜」再帥都不干我的事「而且態度差的要命,想要業績根本不可能」
「其實啊,我的業績可是最高的。只要是女的,都馬上跟我走」驕傲個屁,哪裡來的怪人186Please respect copyright.PENANARSYzWAWuS3
「而且沒找到工作就死的,沒資格說我態度差」天使插著腰,臉抬的高高的
……這個天使死定了,給你一拳還嫌少
一腳踏出,正準備往垃圾天使的肚來一拳186Please respect copyright.PENANAwkPTXOf45o
一隻手擋住我186Please respect copyright.PENANA9GQHJq6L87
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「好了,別跟這隻垃圾天使計較,我有個好方法可以讓你報復他」186Please respect copyright.PENANACuRVb3Ae0b
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「是什麼?」186Please respect copyright.PENANAdlCRzyRg23
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「想想啊,他有業績壓力,所以……」標準的惡魔微笑展現在我眼前186Please respect copyright.PENANAUIkh5wdUVi
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「好,我要投訴你。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAXCf1j8T0Os
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「好的,我將會作為您的引路人替您向天堂政府提出申訴」惡魔優雅的向我行禮186Please respect copyright.PENANA1V5K3PJCOS
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「不要啊啊啊!」垃圾天使抱頭大叫186Please respect copyright.PENANAQKKP3subpa
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所以顧客至上懂嗎?186Please respect copyright.PENANAIkiSQIf2Ay
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惡魔小姐彈了一個響指,一個旋渦憑空出現,黑不見底的透露著不祥,看了就害怕186Please respect copyright.PENANAVCjKocEXUy
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「走吧,往地獄出發。」惡魔小姐向我伸出手來186Please respect copyright.PENANAcXJnAq8jVr
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……就這樣,我的地獄生活就伴隨著垃圾天使的慘叫聲展開了186Please respect copyright.PENANA6D37L3AQ29