
第十二章 又上差館 (肥佬篇)
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過咗幾日,底褲肥婆又玩嘢。
佢無𠸎𠸎拉咗幾百個彼得吔果iPad玻璃膜嘅盒過嚟,屈我哋要,我哋根本都無訂過。183Please respect copyright.PENANA11gdMAvDo7
底褲肥婆送完貨走咗之後,我哋打開啲紙箱一睇,頂,個個都係有問題嘅。有啲有色差問題、有啲黐到孭嚟孭斜、有啲崩晒角、樣樣瑕疵都有。183Please respect copyright.PENANArUDnAnOTNv
如果啲包装盒係好嘅,我哋食咗批貨都無問題。但係冚唪唥係次貨,我哋就call阿肥婆,要佢退货。183Please respect copyright.PENANALGFLxcYCU3
我哋心諗,條肥婆都係想用啲次貨嚟呃錢還債。如果俾佢就咁攞返走,咪即係俾機會去攞去第二度當中性包裝賣?有晒大干個品牌logo,No way!梗係晤撚得啦!183Please respect copyright.PENANAh3LjadKZG9
所謂玻璃膜包裝,有好多種形式。我哋依家用得最多,包括大干嘅包裝,係一塊厚紙皮,表面有印刷品牌圖案,反面左右各貼一個透明吸塑。對摺合埋,吸塑兩邊嘅扣位會鎖實。183Please respect copyright.PENANA3AdQH7MXUS
所以我哋就用箱頭筆全部喺個面度打個大交叉先,等肥婆收返都賣晤到返出去…… 搞咗我、本少同肥婆萍幾個鐘,冚唪唥堆晒喺走廊度……183Please respect copyright.PENANAJnxGAqEa9K
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第二日,肥婆死死氣嚟收返啲次貨。但係,佢一睇到個個包裝都畫晒個大交叉,當堂發撚晒癲!果然我哋無估撚錯,佢肯定諗住會賣返出去。依家見到咁,佢賣晤到套晤到現,好撚可能會俾收數佬斬死……183Please respect copyright.PENANAPFlLRDk4d9
底褲肥婆就喺走廊度𦧲地(真係坐喺個地下度)晤肯走,佢話如果無畫花,佢可以攞返去撕咗塊紙皮再做,但係依家就晤得,所以要我哋賠錢。183Please respect copyright.PENANA9QpD7ZssCu
屌你老母!Bullshit!183Please respect copyright.PENANAEtaXIPABpK
既然要撕咗塊紙皮,咁塊紙有無畫花到,有咩撚嘢關係?! Non-sense!183Please respect copyright.PENANAZvmnJxTNkf
我哋就晤撚睬鸠佢,由得佢喺度發爛鲊。183Please respect copyright.PENANA0zFyoOm60W
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到咗六點,我哋就準備收鋪。183Please respect copyright.PENANAUh53KUKrc2
條死肥婆見到晤對路,就起圍嘞。本少同死先生已經出咗走廊,我最後準備拉埋度玻璃趟門然後鎖門。點知肥婆一個箭步,衝埋嚟攝喺度門度頂住晤俾我閂門。183Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ8eFD3lYd
佢老母吖,我火都扯撚埋(不過我晤係死先生,對住肥婆我係扯晤起旗……)。我就用力扯佢出嚟,佢邊撚夠我大力吖,扯嚟扯去,仲扯爛埋佢個爛鬼手袋(膠皮扮真皮嗰種)。我見佢係女人,就無郁手揼鸠佢。呢個時候,本少就call咗振華嘅保安上嚟。183Please respect copyright.PENANAGH8g6liID2
個保安都幫晤到手,只係話最好報警。咁我哋就報警叫差人上嚟處理。183Please respect copyright.PENANAcGr4IkV376
本少就同我講:“上次死先生去咗差館,今次輪到我同你去啦!”183Please respect copyright.PENANAVWZ0NxwEts
就咁,我同本少同埋底褲肥婆,就一齊去咗振興路、華發路交界嗰間派出所。183Please respect copyright.PENANANX1SzEpjJh
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去到派出所都七點幾,其實都無入到去主樓。外面有個獨立建築嘅‘調解室’,我哋入到去喺大枱兩邊坐低,就有個着住公安制服嘅‘調解員’入嚟,我估條友係有法律底嘅文職公安。當然,做得公安仍然係串過馬撚。183Please respect copyright.PENANAdEBm9AGaOx
最后,我要賠返六十蚊俾肥婆個手袋。然後,生衡科技就同肥婆一人一半處理咗批爛盒。無撚端端要俾四千七百二十蚊出嚟,仲要限時聽日中午十二點之前俾打款憑證個公安銷案。走出派出所已經係夜晚九點幾。183Please respect copyright.PENANAR3DMPF2nqY
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第二日,我同本少返去就狂屌鸠死先生,好搵晤搵,搵啲咁西嘅供應商。底褲肥婆當然係永遠blacklist啦,之後要搵就一定要搵第一手印刷廠,晤撚可以再搵華強北啲二判。183Please respect copyright.PENANAU39DuRyhIy
Shit!臨出發去IFA博殺之前發生件咁嘅黑仔事…… 但係可能係焉知非福呢?183Please respect copyright.PENANA8VsI1xFReA
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文內附圖:百度圖片(鋼化玻璃膜包裝盒外觀)
文內附圖:百度地圖(華強北派出所街景)
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