入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbPHTJlffP
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5bMGv5O3F
我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzUEYQayUX
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdliQ8Ouvah
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26OgFhzCoh
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQpGTxPxx3
「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K1FtvgBjU
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKlc2INJ1D
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1OZ8WCXg4
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLu0SNkaZM
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SRIwctbrz
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0QBqWDOdX
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXph3Jg58G
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXFw4YpcjB
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnEYEARQlM
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOajjCmmIZT
「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuBlGQAvHo
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JXZCQ8nwB
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeJ2gfxTCu
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlHBYiCvDR
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbSCMOsTHa
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8WPIlIuqW
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1dD0nxKC9
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Uk1TtdoWs
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaiQTN2nRz
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHbAuoRvx9
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ1co4wFyr
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHxS0GFDNw
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXK8mJgDQ7
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFDPp63RBb
仆街！絞肚痛！287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsTk1iiDxY
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqlboAUdeG
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUHZYxmafs
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbDTFAiZ8V
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQA0QLyVa3
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hl62oA5xI
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc1A2pLXII
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAeMId484f
莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRE8kOGjrQ
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTAAP1kP9F
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuiiR2HrtV
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhltr3m2Z9B
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzADFfdvbL
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdUfHCyo7e
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBbn6RzOQO
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3HbBNByuo
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsouqC3hyjo
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiETAkNzhxr
之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutSa9slOs1
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJtE1ahh42
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeuwV49LLF
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j6CgAm2qX
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuqnUoO7sl
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin9UdM4N95
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEelgSSB3D
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TTPQvlBS9
訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNsGGFYchF
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSilS3JzFPv
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXnzj7majY
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEZ2xJbVw1
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmlQtZfgsd
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ4osznaCz
我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPqgaQPcdU
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HwfO5wFci
最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTKL1QHn6j
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHHIbBoPJN
原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡts1ufVIM1i
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq1K39x5UA
醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8rtQHTu0U
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheqjtuqhVS
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQcZbXOHMG
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNigkDXyzme
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrByvUZQSH2
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoOOzvJuOH
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwe89LcYAHp
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOd1wR4qhp
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkDtGBBQEx
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5ccUgu2uV
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngHSoU5gNE
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuw1iklvJw
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJPYr8jCR5
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq3XkLb3AK
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9lNrHn5Ej
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsawB7qIxP4
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSdHHoIwCL
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk8InH5lpU
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyNvFZ0KCw
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEexkluqqM
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPe9av4dI7
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdkAErleqX
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PtTcNonMv
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCS1MGNdm7
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWC5omXhhm
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iA1SQ09RF
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ15oucjHwl
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4o9c90lI3
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NBjKYGlUL
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIphTHjCKM
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQsSeIalfm
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lKBcmjMXG
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcYrKldgVk
同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMyq6hOEpC
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjtx7R0C2N
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTuuiMgmxB
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmKuGii8X5
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6oyJwAVEn
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw8f86x0BQ
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGp4g85b3o
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJPjCXOpMZ
「頂，一時講錯啫…」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz698auCoi
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDiSLvtcXd
「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9ZUbxogpB
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCojh13dw3
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZBOO8uQRB
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iz72M1rcB
幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
