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No Plagiarism!IKdvMtJfHrPenfB2W6k7posted on PＥNAＮＡ —我不是不想學英文，是單字不想被我學8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUg0ZnVSlA 維尼
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> 日期：某個被動詞支配的夜晚8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rr1OpfRLa 維尼
地點：Veron 的腦袋裡8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxO1UpFZVE 維尼
狀況：試圖學習單字，結果寫下辯護狀8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsljTus4js 維尼
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「學單字這件事…我們可以用對講機說中文代替嗎？」8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3u7aJf8Vf 維尼
Veron 坐在警局會議室角落，盯著手上的單字卡。第一張是 "Emergency"。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ijHtMsl7f 維尼
他念了三次，嘴巴像卡了奶油：「ㄜ…ㄇㄝ…機…」8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n8Tbqm97I 維尼
結果腦袋跳出一句話：8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡItr16LK0sP 維尼
> “This is an emergency, I can’t remember ‘emergency’.”8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡR09noBhbj1 維尼
學長看他皺眉問：「你是背不出來，還是不想背？」8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJ49VeWTGH 維尼
Veron：8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡugIdIFLtHD 維尼
> “It’s not me. It’s the word. It refuses to be learned.”8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiHapk9rDG 維尼
他決定不背單字，而是創造出五大金句藉口，彷彿下次考試能拿去當盾牌：8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uKEUkRDLg 維尼
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🎭 Veron 的經典英文逃避藉口榜（Excuse Top 5）8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡUx5vcZMR09 維尼
1. “My brain is full. Try again tomorrow.”8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2rbjd9Odv 維尼
我腦子今天裝滿了，明天再說。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjMsIndUkm 維尼
2. “This word is too shy to stay in my head.”8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m3xPU9q2B 維尼
這個單字太害羞，不願住進我腦裡。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgAYmMEZ0z 維尼
3. “If I forget it, maybe it’s not important.”8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOZmkJcW3M 維尼
如果我會忘，表示它不重要吧？8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4qjjgDqKD 維尼
4. “Google knows, so I don’t have to.”8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH8pAehhv9 維尼
有 Google 就夠了，我記它幹嘛。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwk66kDsIl 維尼
5. “I’m not lazy. I’m just energy-efficient.”8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NtQdyrnj6 維尼
我不是懶，我是節能。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡPw88iLrl2N 維尼
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🔤 今日任務單字8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡqm4l52frT2 維尼
單字/中文/使用例句8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbUXtIB6Sy 維尼
Excuse 藉口8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8uNtYBcsW 維尼
That’s not a reason, it’s an excuse!8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeXUSobLZp 維尼
Emergency 緊急狀況8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLClFyP3ho 維尼
I can’t spell emergency during an emergency!8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVU0bK8pE3 維尼
Effort 努力8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Cmk4WAvYy 維尼
Learning takes effort. And snacks.8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRpU2pHAgZ 維尼
Escape 逃避8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRruHCVOWx 維尼
Can I escape from this worksheet?8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa7sR59JiQ 維尼
Energy 能量8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQOqnkrgmd 維尼
I need more energy to open the book.8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5wgtASo2F 維尼
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🗣 實用句型8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvgMJBJ1g7 維尼
1. I’ll study after this donut. Promise.8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMBH8yJ6CB 維尼
我吃完甜甜圈就讀，真的啦。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUcQSP1l8P 維尼
11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIeIPJAWMl
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2. My brain needs Wi-Fi to function.8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVuHUBboSU 維尼
沒網路我腦袋打不開。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HLhbjtKVj 維尼
11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8RhCxElB2
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3. Let me Google it instead.8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjpFy3ab3z 維尼
我查就好，背？那是上輩子的事。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAf2PuXztL 維尼
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🧠 Veron 的語言逃亡哲學 ✍️8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡIO0LTLag94 維尼
> 有時候，我覺得單字不是學不會，8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8WkF63U9y 維尼
是它們長得太不像朋友。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w0mu7ZKky 維尼
但我發現，只要笑著讀，8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF4mPi6hKT 維尼
單字會默默靠過來，像誤闖警局的吉祥物一樣。8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3eeZwH5Ql 維尼
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🤯 小挑戰任務：Excuse Battle！8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y4a5MAlDA 維尼
請用以下三個單字：8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFHko6FD0w 維尼
Excuse / Effort / Emergency8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2IBA5UuZV 維尼
寫一句最扯藉口！8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX6Kdlbpji 維尼
例如：8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgMNXxEr0G 維尼
> I made no effort to learn ‘emergency’ because it never gave me an excuse to care.8964 copyright protection7ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5pqEAJpAB 維尼
11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMRp4XOErk
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