短篇 06 《饞嘴的屈原》387Please respect copyright.PENANAAevPjfRa0t
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端午節創作挑戰 - 屈原的打開方式387Please respect copyright.PENANAf8m3L6pdrH
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《饞嘴的屈原》387Please respect copyright.PENANAh1o0Yxkyj8
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屈原,出生於公元前343年11月14日,記仇、有時候會過於執著的天蠍座。387Please respect copyright.PENANApAErN2tf9p
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「哼!你不重用我,我便死給你看!我要讓你後悔,沒有了我這個人材!」387Please respect copyright.PENANAawLnbt1dO4
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說畢,屈原便跳進汩羅江自盡。臨死前,在水中仍不斷的責罵著仇人:「bulubulubulubulubulubulu」387Please respect copyright.PENANAUP424ypbra
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他說完了遺言,海也變了藍色,我們多了一天假期。387Please respect copyright.PENANAVFsU5hH6Ha
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謝謝屈原賜我假期!(五體投地)387Please respect copyright.PENANAFqIrwJTYaZ
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對不起各位,以下才是正文。387Please respect copyright.PENANAo2MOOfIdWS
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《饞嘴的屈原》正文:387Please respect copyright.PENANA7gQFzy55lH
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屈原經過兩次流放,心灰意冷,決定辭工退隱,不理世事。遠到汩羅江任管理員一職,負責看守這潔淨的小江。387Please respect copyright.PENANAylMQvwjfts
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這天中午時份,他如常的上班,在江邊巡邏。熱烈的太陽照耀著江水,閃閃發亮的江水令陽光特別耀眼,亦很刺眼,他戴上了皇上賞賜的黑色墨鏡,感歎:「這件小東西,實在太神奇!」387Please respect copyright.PENANAP4A3x3o9He
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噗咚!387Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4jX7YZjRh
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噗咚噗咚!387Please respect copyright.PENANAzaDfoK8e5m
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『咦?這是什麼聲音?』屈原四處張望。387Please respect copyright.PENANAgBJdxBnTiE
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噗咚噗咚!噗咚!噗咚噗咚!387Please respect copyright.PENANA9ANL6hHFse
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他看到江邊有一個彎著腰的,身穿尼姑服的老婆婆,把身邊小籮筐裡的東西,一件接一件的掉下水。387Please respect copyright.PENANAezG2Wqb7zi
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「婆婆,停手!」屈原跑到她的旁邊,制止她。387Please respect copyright.PENANATcQj94Ki3M
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老婆婆有氣勢而冷淡的說:「你不要阻止我。」387Please respect copyright.PENANAsMrJAOBVDY
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「你這樣是隨處抛垃圾,要罰款的。」屈原心裡也被她的氣場鎮壓,手指弱弱地指著不遠處的指示牌,上面寫著『亂抛垃圾,定額罰款1500両』387Please respect copyright.PENANA3XJRDHn8mf
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「要罰便隨便罰,反正我也不打算活了。」老婆婆的眼中帶著怒火,聲線也帶點絕望,又把一件小東西掉進江裡,看來老婆婆有一段可歌可泣的故事。387Please respect copyright.PENANAZLQa93BSGJ
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屈原從小籮筐裡拿起了一個三角錐體形狀的東西:「這是什麼來的?可以吃的嗎?」387Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3GmxWl8ZD
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「你不怕死你便吃。」老婆婆眼看著前方,看著最後一個小東西跌進水裡而掀起的水波。387Please respect copyright.PENANAjxl2Cs0PhQ
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「先謝了。」屈原拆開了竹葉,香噴噴的肉味和咸蛋黃香味撲鼻而來,然後便吃了一口。387Please respect copyright.PENANA6wgoMMn4Gy
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老婆婆愣住了,看著屈原把整個小東西吃完,默默的別過頭,繼續看著遠方。387Please respect copyright.PENANA67W6EiQNQA
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「味道很不錯呢,是用什麼肉做?有種很特別的味道。」屈原滿足的說。387Please respect copyright.PENANA8YYivyefrm
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老婆婆仍然沉默著,把手中的拳頭再握緊一點。387Please respect copyright.PENANAfE4wN6foLr
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「我家鄉也會做類似這東西,不過我們會做長形的。」387Please respect copyright.PENANANQH1OIZorQ
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老婆婆從長長的手袖裡拿出了一顆「麥提莎」,放在屈原手中:「年輕人,把它吃下,可保你的命。」然後,老婆婆便揮袖而去。387Please respect copyright.PENANAWu7Z02uKJt
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屈原好奇的把玩著手中的飯後甜品,饞嘴的他把它放入口中,咬了一口,那種令人難以下嚥的苦澀味,讓他狼狽的將全部吐出:「這麼難吃的?還說保我的命?是要了我命才對吧。」387Please respect copyright.PENANA32O8tHC7C7
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他喝了口水,返回工作崗位。划著木伐,到江上打撈老婆婆掉下去的小東西,保持清潔。387Please respect copyright.PENANAhgc4kTisoA
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突然,屈原感到胃裡一陣絞痛,頭暈目眩,整個世界天旋地轉,手裡拿著的長竹跌進水裡。他痛苦的按著灼熱的胸口,喀喀的咳嗽幾聲,驚慌的看著沾在木伐上的鮮血。然後便失去意識,掉進江裡。387Please respect copyright.PENANAPZnGoGrh1I
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鬱鬱不得志的日記,在屈原的家中搜出,加上仵作的檢驗報告,衙門差役也斷定了屈原是懷才不遇,加上思鄉病發,所以帶著家鄉的食物,服毒自殺並投江自盡。387Please respect copyright.PENANAeh5uSWf8K5
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故事教訓:不要饞嘴。387Please respect copyright.PENANAGzu0WAmalg
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(註:屈原出身為文人,不知道武林中的仙丹或解藥的形狀)387Please respect copyright.PENANAWsZQpyJZs2
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