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他媽的這種誰理他啊,我都快養不活自己了。機車繼續前行,背後傳來廉價布丁的哀嚎。8964 copyright protection189PENANAzEMyFjzm3h 維尼
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養這隻廉價布丁已經一個月了,不過它的傷勢過重,基本上都在睡覺。然後有天——8964 copyright protection189PENANAUHK54d7WoP 維尼
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不會賺錢的布丁憑什麼嫌棄啊?嘴巴毒又不可愛,要不是還沒拿到你的千萬存款,早就把你趕出去了⋯啊糟了⋯⋯8964 copyright protection189PENANA6Nt3SJjosx 維尼
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奇、奇怪,好奇怪,為什麼現在腦海浮現的「ㄉㄨㄞ~ㄧㄠ~ㄉㄨㄞ~ㄧㄠ~ㄉㄨㄞ~ㄧㄠ」不好笑了?8964 copyright protection189PENANAZJhYBHvjfP 維尼
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