得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvDSFsqH89
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkcgjUOnjm
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助六：「不意外」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbVjnJwU2Y
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTod0JCz7c
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2NNA52EMu
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdDOgwgH4z
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYL63RY6dy
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其實我一早已經有答案。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlp6xD0kbC
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKuVRnNEsL
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsByEDG4kL
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6tLQvCsQa
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94zJlbOV2x
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBoOWIGLqE
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZN9g6ppBl
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsergZt1hh
Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0fTSe8t5x
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSJEDykN6T
「放心啦大家！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIwGkVicEj
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWgiiBxQEn
我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFGxgfOvtm
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlnYVUomFp
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqZtVQlpoc
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR12EGfk6J
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLqnOndjtv
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1ZnPItYsC
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CI6XRkYG8
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXIwi14dJ8
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltri8igWRH
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fPJzGRlxp
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC0XQbpN4E
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助六：「😳」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nCGAIsvui
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMKfcHXDMz
我：「。。。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaZPsDMc27
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6F6oNVqOY
自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RCgFw4bxN
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8j8vwNzbU
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtLS15CP1k
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiqE1Hwirw
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XDE2wFciQ
不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m4BuonM9O
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYwZkG642T
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjEEGiFyJ0
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqkZHnpxtE
我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPrf7v1V3E
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9GRRYKEQp
嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUbGXQVDD0
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaxcPL8esO
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZfKASl1f6
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTwDEkIQMs
「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZprqr6IigT
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIQzUHpVnx
意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wFNCBB06G
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxll6P7GoTr
Miss：「鍾意😚😚」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VU1N6hjsy
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助六：「主人😖」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbdp2pwxP1
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdCP9ncK6E
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我：「屌你哋。。。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2glYKL7Qhe
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3zAOZe7d3
雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYW8Mc7xzD
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyCkzM8YIG
「掛住主人😳」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugsxqsbdRJ
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzKNznG9lX
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JOuV60qVL
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm7u9h2AZ1
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCYKN0ITI2
我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMb9knVnPUY
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnhWsIQIT9
「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBwiuYqfUH
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gCpLocIwu
「我要傾甜呀！！！！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESmIsWLWCM
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7GlFD2H3m
「屌佢老母！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD0Fs28VEm
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4PkoNr6VN
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiUmlGMHJo
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJ5Rv8jMaR
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfTpZBRJII
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehvruDB9ki
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBtjNwkaOb
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUghdrYve0O
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rW9OVyfrt
我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5tJjuzL7T
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ch6JnI5sk
助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO9XFpxp2T
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB2d1U1VwH
我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfR2bssXk7
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMraNy5nMho
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9zyxI0EDr
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupm6JzTII4
我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
