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‧一樣請先看過本系列的冰漾篇才比較不會看不懂喔~41Please respect copyright.PENANAjuRM38yjXr
‧然後說好的極短篇在哪我也不知道到底為什麼一篇比一篇長QAQ41Please respect copyright.PENANAmQFg1j1fRW
‧還有孩子系列文筆是較隨意不修正且口語化的,跟其他篇風格會明顯不同^^可以接受就往下吧~41Please respect copyright.PENANAFmFmNoa9O3
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又是前言(?):41Please respect copyright.PENANAfIa2gQoDOG
關於這些孩子到底是怎麼來的我先在這篇做簡短說明好了,簡而言之就是扇董事的惡作劇。41Please respect copyright.PENANAROfb1cFrr5
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扇董事表示:唉呀~好不容易都不是孤家寡人了,讓我來圓滿你們的家好了不用感謝我呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈──(眾:……41Please respect copyright.PENANAvVC7PDFKtt
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那至於她到底是做了什麼?41Please respect copyright.PENANACrkI6V3HrF
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這世界無奇不有(?),於是就有了某種擬態生物,其物種特性是他們無法自行撫育下一代因此就演化出模仿能力,親代會產下卵後讓它們隨各種媒介附著到其他種族那,然後在一段時間後子代會在夜晚破蛋而出,並且模仿最靠近的生物的模樣偽裝成其幼年型態、也同時在短時間內拷貝物種特性、思維以便更完美的模仿。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHghdA1rSwM
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基本上這物種的思維也簡單,只要偽裝成幼子的模樣一定可以被扶養長大,到時再回復原狀離去即可(既然是擬態生物大概變成史萊姆之類的蠕動離開?(何來結論#)),不過自然不是每個種族都如此善良好騙,於是該物種曾一度瀕臨滅絕……咳,不過這些在本篇不是重點就不詳細介紹了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzSaubfGXmh
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那麼我要說的是,扇董事不過就是把這物種的卵蒐集起來(超閒這人),在情人節前一天晚上把這些卵藏到「某些人身上」,接著只要等到隔天早上就可以看見了……嘿嘿嘿嘿……(夠了#41Please respect copyright.PENANAxdJG9tWg1G
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不過,問題就來了,既然是在夜間破蛋……那,如果遇到晚上不睡覺的人怎麼辦?41Please respect copyright.PENANAQQJwvgr8Ww
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是的,於是接下來我們要說的就是「不睡覺組(?)」的故事……(欸41Please respect copyright.PENANAvRYGVDvsfQ
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*** 於是不睡覺組(不)蘭尼版的正文開始!!!!!!!!!(你前序很長欸# ***41Please respect copyright.PENANADQ1GQwcEic
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雖為便於融入多數種族習慣的白晝生活,夜型種族改變作息已久,蘭德爾當然也不例外……41Please respect copyright.PENANAkf5q5YFPeg
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不過,本性使然他還是喜歡在夜晚活動,故有時到清晨前依然清醒,也許是在暗夜裡追捕獵物,或者只是純粹享受夜晚,反正一兩天不睡其實無所謂,大不了白天賴個床、翹課也無所謂。41Please respect copyright.PENANAiKrk4onSRl
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黑袍有特權不用白不用!41Please respect copyright.PENANAG5Oyo3Qxed
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那麼……又不想早早就寢的今晚,蘭德爾開始了一連串蓄意誘拐行為,對像是他管家。41Please respect copyright.PENANARTAQA3ZDta
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事實上這種行為已經持續有一陣子,不過也失敗有一陣子了……(某人表示:最後一句就不用提了)41Please respect copyright.PENANAvrrd6TTJI9
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是故,今天又是一個這樣的晚上開始。41Please respect copyright.PENANAMkYXACr8KK
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尼羅很困惑。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ6k7UAioV
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他不太清楚自己是不是哪裡沒做好,為什麼主子從晚間的聚餐回來後,就坐在餐桌旁邊飲著睡前飲品邊目不轉睛盯著他看,蒼白異常的臉會在他看過去時露出一抹笑,尖尖的白牙同時亮出來在微暗的燈光下閃爍危險光芒。41Please respect copyright.PENANAAaiwwBfhvk
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雖然他已經習慣夜行族有時候笑起來頗猙獰,可是他覺得更讓他無法忍受的是不管他做什麼都會察覺到一股視線跟著,還是「寓意超深遠」的視線,有如加強版探照燈一樣集中注目焦點focus on!!!!!──41Please respect copyright.PENANASGVgUq1ED2
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說真的以前不會在意這些,可是自從相遇後越來越多察覺、和之後主子更加露骨的表現……全能專業管家好像已經很難再繼續達到自己完全可以不在意,一切以對方需求做為最高指標的完美典範。41Please respect copyright.PENANAwXm9eVMlQV
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這讓他真的覺得非常非常非常之困擾。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcOQfnwPjmg
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然後思考線到這裡就暫時中斷。41Please respect copyright.PENANA0mrp8pKhKw
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「我說尼羅……」41Please respect copyright.PENANA7iiAk7Q3EX
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「是的,主人。」41Please respect copyright.PENANANAtTG9fnuQ
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雖然很在意,不過依然可以在有需要時準確的反應,並完美達到要求。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcyIaBjs5qm
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「很晚了,事情也差不多打理好了你要不要……」話音突然停下,鮮紅色的液體在漂亮水晶杯中晃了晃,閃出艷麗光澤後被飲去,刻意做完這一連串動作的某人努力露出誘惑獵物最有效的曖昧表情,41Please respect copyright.PENANAg3Bs2MZzvf
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「上床睡了,跟我一起?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAzqOLHAdp83
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「不了,還有事情還沒完成,如果您感到疲倦可以先就寢。」一秒。41Please respect copyright.PENANAFm5MzQkbkI
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「……我說過別叫我主人,尼羅。」挑起眉,顯然直球被直直回擊,不過應付過這種狀況很多次的蘭德爾絕對沒打算這麼快放棄,轉過視線又勾起唇角。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1HeYy7xyBO
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「是的……主人。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAHRTqogTf61
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如果回答是的,那就要照做啊!41Please respect copyright.PENANALHxLqpGUk2
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在心裡腹誹幾句後,比較了一下之前還會露出不贊同表情外加堅決解釋的情況,現在已經改善很多的吸血鬼決定今後繼續慢慢調教,此刻有更重要的事先。41Please respect copyright.PENANABENEsFHkHF
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一秒打定主意,瞬間讓疲倦爬上自家表情。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHD3dgM6wxS
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「算了,我的確是累了,」41Please respect copyright.PENANAFLvic8nZZa
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順著言談留下杯子站起身,他走到床邊懶懶看著自家管家,果然對方隨即擱下手邊事情過來為他更衣。41Please respect copyright.PENANAixJySLxJRd
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動作安靜而輕柔,卻又不至過度緩慢。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJTMHXbHvlb
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而為便於解下樣式略為繁複的深色外衣,兩個人暫時呈現一種曖昧姿勢,極似擁抱──尼羅手臂環過他的身體,拉開披風前後固定的繩結,順勢扯下時手還幾乎滑過背脊一帶。41Please respect copyright.PENANAFN6287djPI
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蘭德爾愉快接受服侍,低垂的視線能看見經由越光照射而散出光澤的柔軟髮絲,朦朧的光暈就像是金色霧氣矇住視覺。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1eUqoHAuoQ
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順便多吸幾口管家身上的味道,那比至今所有獵物的香氣都要可口,不……該說這兩者完全不能相較。41Please respect copyright.PENANApLdC6T8nmQ
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想著,尖銳的牙齒露出,鮮紅的舌尖輕輕沿著犬齒舔了一下。41Please respect copyright.PENANAwg1LJZKb1n
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「……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAe8Pq0t6b86
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「……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAZRMUihwYGY
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有人很不明顯的停頓後隨即繼續若無其事進行手邊工作。41Please respect copyright.PENANAV4fxEnQEXT
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知道金霧狼人有所查覺,他確實時故意的……就這樣盯著低頭像是輕靠在胸前忙碌的管家,對他的任何動作既不發表任何疑問也不做任何阻擋,就有如默許一般。41Please respect copyright.PENANAxl0sdK0qnN
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不過其實不是……還不想馬上打破目前局面的他什麼都沒做,直到尼羅抽身放置取下的衣物為他套上輕便睡衣。溫暖的手不時擦過冷涼的微青皮膚,裸露部分很快被白襯衫掩蓋,修長的手指很仔細的整了衣領準備要扣上釦子……41Please respect copyright.PENANA7U4rCuFaeF
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「尼羅。」吸血鬼伯爵又開口。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHms93B3NVZ
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「是的?」平穩的溫潤聲音是問句與關切,在數秒後未得到回應尼羅就抬起頭準備詢問進一步指示。41Please respect copyright.PENANAV1rbU99zaK
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只看到一抹異常愉快的笑容,閃爍的目光很不懷好意。41Please respect copyright.PENANAqKZ1O7LO8A
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接著下秒就被拉起甩到床上,隨即有人壓上來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAdRDCMowHUu
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幾乎只是瞬間,金霧狼人愣了會,鼻間突然充滿某種濃郁氣味讓他有點暈眩,不過依然馬上知道這是主子最近的新遊戲……好吧,事實上知道對方在想什麼,不過因為不知道要怎麼處理就打算以往常方式應付。41Please respect copyright.PENANAsKD3xeUTtG
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就是當做什麼都不知道。41Please respect copyright.PENANAUmaw7Yw2Zm
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這方法很消極不過很有效。41Please respect copyright.PENANAgDbDRS8Z1B
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只是……現在那位伯爵大人撲倒他之後就沒動作了,不知道到底是在打什麼主意……41Please respect copyright.PENANAyqqUnJE8vt
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尼羅發現掙扎不掙扎好像也都不適合,只好輕聲問了句。41Please respect copyright.PENANAc8jemoRupz
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「……主人?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAzRMCNJ8D9B
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其實蘭德爾絕對是沒打算就此住手的,他本來計畫就算不能真的幹嘛,至少偕點油在自家管家可以忍受的範圍內偷吃豆腐也好,反正以後有的是時間幾會,不需要急於一時。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHNI2s4EBCP
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問題是因為突發狀況讓他就著還壓著人的姿勢(天知道他多無辜?)瞇起眼睛,警覺看著他被脫下擱在桌上的外衣。41Please respect copyright.PENANACUghpsWV5u
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那裡有個亮點和光暈,有什的東西輕緩緩起布料,同時尼羅放置在一旁的手套也有一樣的狀況。41Please respect copyright.PENANAEtV8m8jZ3v
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「尼羅,你看桌上。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAUppG3LcX4P
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雖然因為被壓住所以不清楚發生了什麼事,不過一聽到主人的聲音尼羅很快就反應過來,努力側身將視線移過去,立刻注意到那邊的情況。41Please respect copyright.PENANARl9DH6vOT2
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「那是……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAn49Foc3jvr
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「嘖……」頗為不滿,但想了下總算還是決定把事情解決完,今日睡前娛樂活動喊卡的吸血鬼伯爵支起身體準備下床。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZBfmIoMKej
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居然是夾帶在衣物上通過黑館結界啊……不知道是哪來的傢伙,隱藏能力到是不錯,要不是看到光線他到現在都還沒感覺到房裡有其他東西吶,該死敢壞他好事,絕對不會讓這兩團不明物體好過。41Please respect copyright.PENANAKmIMXnzW32
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但不等他靠過去,衣物又慢慢要攤平,而且光線漸淡似乎要消失掉了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAlhC0jFJ1x5
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要逃走了?41Please respect copyright.PENANAFUwNbXvlP5
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「別想逃。」瞬間抬手就一群吱吱怪叫的蝙蝠蜂湧上,全圍在衣服旁,其中一隻則衝過去扯掉布料。41Please respect copyright.PENANAr6wQxbh5K6
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然後床上(無誤)的兩人在看到底下的東西後同時一愣。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzn3fSq1v75
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手套和衣服下方是一團……他們難以言喻的東西,接著很難以言喻的東西用更難以言喻的方式形成了超級難以言喻一百倍的東西真的真的非常難以言喻難以言喻的難以言喻……(作者被打)41Please respect copyright.PENANAFVAiLyuNDg
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對不起,其實沒有這麼難以言喻,總之就是……41Please respect copyright.PENANAqpLzu4SMyQ
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一團有點像史萊姆的白色東西慢慢變成小小圓圓胖胖的人型,而且還開始染色,就這樣在兩雙眼睛的瞪視下型成了──41Please respect copyright.PENANAJTdtmLDnPd
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小蘭德爾跟小尼羅!!!41Please respect copyright.PENANAKgepZPZnUw
(作者要先聲明這絕對不是像你們所想的像是小XX之類的小髒髒東西……什麼?你們沒想?啊那當我沒說。)41Please respect copyright.PENANAZaPdMT0epf
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而且當尼羅和蘭德爾看見有小小毛茸茸的耳朵出現在尼羅頭上,甚至還有金黃色的蓬鬆尾巴輕輕晃了一下時直接死目。41Please respect copyright.PENANAxq09B4xUDX
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「……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAjLLk0UAHbe
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沒注意到床上動靜(?)而完全塑型完畢的兩隻小孩,伸了一下懶腰順便檢視身體狀況,過了莫約一分鐘後小尼羅才不經意轉過頭,對上兩雙五味雜陳的眼睛……41Please respect copyright.PENANATv3OIDLcPI
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「……」小尼羅很冷靜的拉了一下還在玩自己牙齒測試銳利度的小蘭德爾。41Please respect copyright.PENANAuZewkiz59H
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「!」小蘭德爾差點咬到自己的手。41Please respect copyright.PENANAdFSDHlkONg
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兩大兩小相互對視、沉默。41Please respect copyright.PENANAq6mA1OGI5E
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一分鐘後。41Please respect copyright.PENANAKbJyyffvJh
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──小蘭德爾毅然決然抓起小尼羅,放倒壓上去。41Please respect copyright.PENANApDrbjDYFmj
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「……」蘭德爾持續沉默。41Please respect copyright.PENANAgO4kOzHxLv
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「……」尼羅也持續沉默,事實上他的管家系統已經出現了此題無解的選項。41Please respect copyright.PENANAvYO4ZHJ4Vx
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「……」小蘭德爾在偷瞄大蘭德爾。41Please respect copyright.PENANA0vuBQGfnOn
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「……」小尼羅也在偷瞄大尼囉。41Please respect copyright.PENANABTIvYukbkF
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四人組維持一致動作,房間中有種微妙的氣氛……41Please respect copyright.PENANADzPFQwi5Jp
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最後,終於有人打破沉默──41Please respect copyright.PENANAhN436NaEg2
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「……大人的事,小孩子不懂不要亂看亂學。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAlFHZFV0Guf
──────完全錯誤的ENDING──────41Please respect copyright.PENANAC1NbO4qELT
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後續1:41Please respect copyright.PENANAi7Eyif8z3d
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提醒該擬態生物在複製完外貌一陣子後喜歡先欣賞(?)一下身體在開始模擬行為,所以才會有本橋段。41Please respect copyright.PENANAiMhD4oKYlA
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後續2:41Please respect copyright.PENANAAOrnZWbvnO
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黑袍有特權!41Please respect copyright.PENANA9b60ump3hS
其實這句是錯誤的示範,關於這點我們必須鄭重澄清所以請來了黑袍學生......41Please respect copyright.PENANA9Rag1o0jo4
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某黑袍表示:事實上並沒有這回視請好孩子不要學......(低頭看不明白色紙條發言語氣單調41Please respect copyright.PENANASzrIOajoHn
某人學弟:(吐槽)學長你有資格說這句話嗎?(秒被巴41Please respect copyright.PENANAJDrUqRJKFj
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某人學弟:(小聲)我又沒說錯,而且居然還是看小抄講的......41Please respect copyright.PENANAbhnVkAqUiU
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黑袍學生:褚,你說什麼?(語氣平淡41Please respect copyright.PENANAAy6ofz64nO
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被點名的某人:沒...我什麼也沒說....41Please respect copyright.PENANAeVDZp4cR9q
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寫這篇到最後我莫名有被被誤解成戀童的危險,我要在此澄清我沒.....(眾:你話太多了(拖走 41Please respect copyright.PENANApLFAJ88QiF
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‧一樣請先看過本系列的冰漾篇才比較不會看不懂喔~41Please respect copyright.PENANAjuRM38yjXr
‧然後說好的極短篇在哪我也不知道到底為什麼一篇比一篇長QAQ41Please respect copyright.PENANAmQFg1j1fRW
‧還有孩子系列文筆是較隨意不修正且口語化的,跟其他篇風格會明顯不同^^可以接受就往下吧~41Please respect copyright.PENANAFmFmNoa9O3
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又是前言(?):41Please respect copyright.PENANAfIa2gQoDOG
關於這些孩子到底是怎麼來的我先在這篇做簡短說明好了,簡而言之就是扇董事的惡作劇。41Please respect copyright.PENANAROfb1cFrr5
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扇董事表示:唉呀~好不容易都不是孤家寡人了,讓我來圓滿你們的家好了不用感謝我呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈──(眾:……41Please respect copyright.PENANAvVC7PDFKtt
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那至於她到底是做了什麼?41Please respect copyright.PENANACrkI6V3HrF
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這世界無奇不有(?),於是就有了某種擬態生物,其物種特性是他們無法自行撫育下一代因此就演化出模仿能力,親代會產下卵後讓它們隨各種媒介附著到其他種族那,然後在一段時間後子代會在夜晚破蛋而出,並且模仿最靠近的生物的模樣偽裝成其幼年型態、也同時在短時間內拷貝物種特性、思維以便更完美的模仿。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHghdA1rSwM
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基本上這物種的思維也簡單,只要偽裝成幼子的模樣一定可以被扶養長大,到時再回復原狀離去即可(既然是擬態生物大概變成史萊姆之類的蠕動離開?(何來結論#)),不過自然不是每個種族都如此善良好騙,於是該物種曾一度瀕臨滅絕……咳,不過這些在本篇不是重點就不詳細介紹了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzSaubfGXmh
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那麼我要說的是,扇董事不過就是把這物種的卵蒐集起來(超閒這人),在情人節前一天晚上把這些卵藏到「某些人身上」,接著只要等到隔天早上就可以看見了……嘿嘿嘿嘿……(夠了#41Please respect copyright.PENANAxdJG9tWg1G
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不過,問題就來了,既然是在夜間破蛋……那,如果遇到晚上不睡覺的人怎麼辦?41Please respect copyright.PENANAQQJwvgr8Ww
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是的,於是接下來我們要說的就是「不睡覺組(?)」的故事……(欸41Please respect copyright.PENANAvRYGVDvsfQ
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*** 於是不睡覺組(不)蘭尼版的正文開始!!!!!!!!!(你前序很長欸# ***41Please respect copyright.PENANADQ1GQwcEic
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雖為便於融入多數種族習慣的白晝生活,夜型種族改變作息已久,蘭德爾當然也不例外……41Please respect copyright.PENANAkf5q5YFPeg
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不過,本性使然他還是喜歡在夜晚活動,故有時到清晨前依然清醒,也許是在暗夜裡追捕獵物,或者只是純粹享受夜晚,反正一兩天不睡其實無所謂,大不了白天賴個床、翹課也無所謂。41Please respect copyright.PENANAiKrk4onSRl
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黑袍有特權不用白不用!41Please respect copyright.PENANAG5Oyo3Qxed
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那麼……又不想早早就寢的今晚,蘭德爾開始了一連串蓄意誘拐行為,對像是他管家。41Please respect copyright.PENANARTAQA3ZDta
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事實上這種行為已經持續有一陣子,不過也失敗有一陣子了……(某人表示:最後一句就不用提了)41Please respect copyright.PENANAvrrd6TTJI9
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是故,今天又是一個這樣的晚上開始。41Please respect copyright.PENANAMkYXACr8KK
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尼羅很困惑。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ6k7UAioV
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他不太清楚自己是不是哪裡沒做好,為什麼主子從晚間的聚餐回來後,就坐在餐桌旁邊飲著睡前飲品邊目不轉睛盯著他看,蒼白異常的臉會在他看過去時露出一抹笑,尖尖的白牙同時亮出來在微暗的燈光下閃爍危險光芒。41Please respect copyright.PENANAAaiwwBfhvk
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雖然他已經習慣夜行族有時候笑起來頗猙獰,可是他覺得更讓他無法忍受的是不管他做什麼都會察覺到一股視線跟著,還是「寓意超深遠」的視線,有如加強版探照燈一樣集中注目焦點focus on!!!!!──41Please respect copyright.PENANASGVgUq1ED2
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說真的以前不會在意這些,可是自從相遇後越來越多察覺、和之後主子更加露骨的表現……全能專業管家好像已經很難再繼續達到自己完全可以不在意,一切以對方需求做為最高指標的完美典範。41Please respect copyright.PENANAwXm9eVMlQV
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這讓他真的覺得非常非常非常之困擾。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcOQfnwPjmg
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然後思考線到這裡就暫時中斷。41Please respect copyright.PENANA0mrp8pKhKw
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「我說尼羅……」41Please respect copyright.PENANA7iiAk7Q3EX
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「是的,主人。」41Please respect copyright.PENANANAtTG9fnuQ
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雖然很在意,不過依然可以在有需要時準確的反應,並完美達到要求。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcyIaBjs5qm
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「很晚了,事情也差不多打理好了你要不要……」話音突然停下,鮮紅色的液體在漂亮水晶杯中晃了晃,閃出艷麗光澤後被飲去,刻意做完這一連串動作的某人努力露出誘惑獵物最有效的曖昧表情,41Please respect copyright.PENANAg3Bs2MZzvf
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「上床睡了,跟我一起?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAzqOLHAdp83
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「不了,還有事情還沒完成,如果您感到疲倦可以先就寢。」一秒。41Please respect copyright.PENANAFm5MzQkbkI
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「……我說過別叫我主人,尼羅。」挑起眉,顯然直球被直直回擊,不過應付過這種狀況很多次的蘭德爾絕對沒打算這麼快放棄,轉過視線又勾起唇角。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1HeYy7xyBO
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「是的……主人。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAHRTqogTf61
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如果回答是的,那就要照做啊!41Please respect copyright.PENANALHxLqpGUk2
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在心裡腹誹幾句後,比較了一下之前還會露出不贊同表情外加堅決解釋的情況,現在已經改善很多的吸血鬼決定今後繼續慢慢調教,此刻有更重要的事先。41Please respect copyright.PENANABENEsFHkHF
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一秒打定主意,瞬間讓疲倦爬上自家表情。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHD3dgM6wxS
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「算了,我的確是累了,」41Please respect copyright.PENANAFLvic8nZZa
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順著言談留下杯子站起身,他走到床邊懶懶看著自家管家,果然對方隨即擱下手邊事情過來為他更衣。41Please respect copyright.PENANAixJySLxJRd
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動作安靜而輕柔,卻又不至過度緩慢。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJTMHXbHvlb
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而為便於解下樣式略為繁複的深色外衣,兩個人暫時呈現一種曖昧姿勢,極似擁抱──尼羅手臂環過他的身體,拉開披風前後固定的繩結,順勢扯下時手還幾乎滑過背脊一帶。41Please respect copyright.PENANAFN6287djPI
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蘭德爾愉快接受服侍,低垂的視線能看見經由越光照射而散出光澤的柔軟髮絲,朦朧的光暈就像是金色霧氣矇住視覺。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1eUqoHAuoQ
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順便多吸幾口管家身上的味道,那比至今所有獵物的香氣都要可口,不……該說這兩者完全不能相較。41Please respect copyright.PENANApLdC6T8nmQ
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想著,尖銳的牙齒露出,鮮紅的舌尖輕輕沿著犬齒舔了一下。41Please respect copyright.PENANAwg1LJZKb1n
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有人很不明顯的停頓後隨即繼續若無其事進行手邊工作。41Please respect copyright.PENANAV4fxEnQEXT
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知道金霧狼人有所查覺,他確實時故意的……就這樣盯著低頭像是輕靠在胸前忙碌的管家,對他的任何動作既不發表任何疑問也不做任何阻擋,就有如默許一般。41Please respect copyright.PENANAxl0sdK0qnN
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不過其實不是……還不想馬上打破目前局面的他什麼都沒做,直到尼羅抽身放置取下的衣物為他套上輕便睡衣。溫暖的手不時擦過冷涼的微青皮膚,裸露部分很快被白襯衫掩蓋,修長的手指很仔細的整了衣領準備要扣上釦子……41Please respect copyright.PENANA7U4rCuFaeF
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「尼羅。」吸血鬼伯爵又開口。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHms93B3NVZ
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「是的?」平穩的溫潤聲音是問句與關切,在數秒後未得到回應尼羅就抬起頭準備詢問進一步指示。41Please respect copyright.PENANAV1rbU99zaK
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只看到一抹異常愉快的笑容,閃爍的目光很不懷好意。41Please respect copyright.PENANAqKZ1O7LO8A
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接著下秒就被拉起甩到床上,隨即有人壓上來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAdRDCMowHUu
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幾乎只是瞬間,金霧狼人愣了會,鼻間突然充滿某種濃郁氣味讓他有點暈眩,不過依然馬上知道這是主子最近的新遊戲……好吧,事實上知道對方在想什麼,不過因為不知道要怎麼處理就打算以往常方式應付。41Please respect copyright.PENANAsKD3xeUTtG
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就是當做什麼都不知道。41Please respect copyright.PENANAUmaw7Yw2Zm
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這方法很消極不過很有效。41Please respect copyright.PENANAgDbDRS8Z1B
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只是……現在那位伯爵大人撲倒他之後就沒動作了,不知道到底是在打什麼主意……41Please respect copyright.PENANAyqqUnJE8vt
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尼羅發現掙扎不掙扎好像也都不適合,只好輕聲問了句。41Please respect copyright.PENANAc8jemoRupz
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「……主人?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAzRMCNJ8D9B
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其實蘭德爾絕對是沒打算就此住手的,他本來計畫就算不能真的幹嘛,至少偕點油在自家管家可以忍受的範圍內偷吃豆腐也好,反正以後有的是時間幾會,不需要急於一時。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHNI2s4EBCP
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問題是因為突發狀況讓他就著還壓著人的姿勢(天知道他多無辜?)瞇起眼睛,警覺看著他被脫下擱在桌上的外衣。41Please respect copyright.PENANACUghpsWV5u
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那裡有個亮點和光暈,有什的東西輕緩緩起布料,同時尼羅放置在一旁的手套也有一樣的狀況。41Please respect copyright.PENANAEtV8m8jZ3v
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「尼羅,你看桌上。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAUppG3LcX4P
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雖然因為被壓住所以不清楚發生了什麼事,不過一聽到主人的聲音尼羅很快就反應過來,努力側身將視線移過去,立刻注意到那邊的情況。41Please respect copyright.PENANARl9DH6vOT2
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「那是……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAn49Foc3jvr
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「嘖……」頗為不滿,但想了下總算還是決定把事情解決完,今日睡前娛樂活動喊卡的吸血鬼伯爵支起身體準備下床。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZBfmIoMKej
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居然是夾帶在衣物上通過黑館結界啊……不知道是哪來的傢伙,隱藏能力到是不錯,要不是看到光線他到現在都還沒感覺到房裡有其他東西吶,該死敢壞他好事,絕對不會讓這兩團不明物體好過。41Please respect copyright.PENANAKmIMXnzW32
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但不等他靠過去,衣物又慢慢要攤平,而且光線漸淡似乎要消失掉了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAlhC0jFJ1x5
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要逃走了?41Please respect copyright.PENANAFUwNbXvlP5
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「別想逃。」瞬間抬手就一群吱吱怪叫的蝙蝠蜂湧上,全圍在衣服旁,其中一隻則衝過去扯掉布料。41Please respect copyright.PENANAr6wQxbh5K6
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然後床上(無誤)的兩人在看到底下的東西後同時一愣。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzn3fSq1v75
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手套和衣服下方是一團……他們難以言喻的東西,接著很難以言喻的東西用更難以言喻的方式形成了超級難以言喻一百倍的東西真的真的非常難以言喻難以言喻的難以言喻……(作者被打)41Please respect copyright.PENANAFVAiLyuNDg
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對不起,其實沒有這麼難以言喻,總之就是……41Please respect copyright.PENANAqpLzu4SMyQ
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一團有點像史萊姆的白色東西慢慢變成小小圓圓胖胖的人型,而且還開始染色,就這樣在兩雙眼睛的瞪視下型成了──41Please respect copyright.PENANAJTdtmLDnPd
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小蘭德爾跟小尼羅!!!41Please respect copyright.PENANAKgepZPZnUw
(作者要先聲明這絕對不是像你們所想的像是小XX之類的小髒髒東西……什麼?你們沒想?啊那當我沒說。)41Please respect copyright.PENANAZaPdMT0epf
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而且當尼羅和蘭德爾看見有小小毛茸茸的耳朵出現在尼羅頭上,甚至還有金黃色的蓬鬆尾巴輕輕晃了一下時直接死目。41Please respect copyright.PENANAxq09B4xUDX
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「……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAjLLk0UAHbe
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「……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAaC3bnLTttr
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沒注意到床上動靜(?)而完全塑型完畢的兩隻小孩,伸了一下懶腰順便檢視身體狀況,過了莫約一分鐘後小尼羅才不經意轉過頭,對上兩雙五味雜陳的眼睛……41Please respect copyright.PENANATv3OIDLcPI
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「……」小尼羅很冷靜的拉了一下還在玩自己牙齒測試銳利度的小蘭德爾。41Please respect copyright.PENANAuZewkiz59H
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「!」小蘭德爾差點咬到自己的手。41Please respect copyright.PENANAdFSDHlkONg
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兩大兩小相互對視、沉默。41Please respect copyright.PENANAq6mA1OGI5E
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一分鐘後。41Please respect copyright.PENANAKbJyyffvJh
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──小蘭德爾毅然決然抓起小尼羅,放倒壓上去。41Please respect copyright.PENANApDrbjDYFmj
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「……」蘭德爾持續沉默。41Please respect copyright.PENANAgO4kOzHxLv
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「……」尼羅也持續沉默,事實上他的管家系統已經出現了此題無解的選項。41Please respect copyright.PENANAvYO4ZHJ4Vx
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「……」小蘭德爾在偷瞄大蘭德爾。41Please respect copyright.PENANA0vuBQGfnOn
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「……」小尼羅也在偷瞄大尼囉。41Please respect copyright.PENANABTIvYukbkF
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四人組維持一致動作,房間中有種微妙的氣氛……41Please respect copyright.PENANADzPFQwi5Jp
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最後,終於有人打破沉默──41Please respect copyright.PENANAhN436NaEg2
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「……大人的事,小孩子不懂不要亂看亂學。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAlFHZFV0Guf
──────完全錯誤的ENDING──────41Please respect copyright.PENANAC1NbO4qELT
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後續1:41Please respect copyright.PENANAi7Eyif8z3d
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提醒該擬態生物在複製完外貌一陣子後喜歡先欣賞(?)一下身體在開始模擬行為,所以才會有本橋段。41Please respect copyright.PENANAiMhD4oKYlA
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後續2:41Please respect copyright.PENANAAOrnZWbvnO
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黑袍有特權!41Please respect copyright.PENANA9b60ump3hS
其實這句是錯誤的示範,關於這點我們必須鄭重澄清所以請來了黑袍學生......41Please respect copyright.PENANA9Rag1o0jo4
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某黑袍表示:事實上並沒有這回視請好孩子不要學......(低頭看不明白色紙條發言語氣單調41Please respect copyright.PENANASzrIOajoHn
某人學弟:(吐槽)學長你有資格說這句話嗎?(秒被巴41Please respect copyright.PENANAJDrUqRJKFj
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某人學弟:(小聲)我又沒說錯,而且居然還是看小抄講的......41Please respect copyright.PENANAbhnVkAqUiU
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黑袍學生:褚,你說什麼?(語氣平淡41Please respect copyright.PENANAAy6ofz64nO
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被點名的某人:沒...我什麼也沒說....41Please respect copyright.PENANAeVDZp4cR9q
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後續3:41Please respect copyright.PENANAid0vapoJaN
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寫這篇到最後我莫名有被被誤解成戀童的危險,我要在此澄清我沒.....(眾:你話太多了(拖走 41Please respect copyright.PENANApLFAJ88QiF
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說好的極短篇在哪裡!!!!!!(翻桌(隨即被老媽趕出家門(不41Please respect copyright.PENANA1pXY29KKwf
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那個我不懂我為什麼越寫越長啦哭QAQQQ這樣我還要繼續挑戰其他配對嗎?我怕我下一個挑戰完會變成破萬啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!結論我還是乖乖寫魔王和祭典就好....41Please respect copyright.PENANAgWRx5RghCX
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好啦那個事實上我很想要寫七夕賀文,而且是關於孩子的大集合,就是全部配對以漾漾視角去描述這件事,從妻氣前一天聚會被放蛋到東窗事發(?)大家不得不帶小孩直到一週後擬態生物成年(孩子營養好所以長超快(不)離開....這樣。41Please respect copyright.PENANAgE0XyuDBTd
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不過有鑑於坑多到很想死還是算了(跪41Please respect copyright.PENANA8Sn4Lt3TwJ
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那個我不懂我為什麼越寫越長啦哭QAQQQ這樣我還要繼續挑戰其他配對嗎?我怕我下一個挑戰完會變成破萬啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!結論我還是乖乖寫魔王和祭典就好....41Please respect copyright.PENANAgWRx5RghCX
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好啦那個事實上我很想要寫七夕賀文,而且是關於孩子的大集合,就是全部配對以漾漾視角去描述這件事,從妻氣前一天聚會被放蛋到東窗事發(?)大家不得不帶小孩直到一週後擬態生物成年(孩子營養好所以長超快(不)離開....這樣。41Please respect copyright.PENANAgE0XyuDBTd
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不過有鑑於坑多到很想死還是算了(跪41Please respect copyright.PENANA8Sn4Lt3TwJ
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