「如果你有需要嘅,我可以介紹幾間求婚策劃公司俾你,等佢地幫你搞個又盛大又隆重嘅求婚儀式,最多我叫佢地收平啲。」阿銘再提議。111Please respect copyright.PENANADgkkJyTSFG
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「但係Vincy話求婚簡簡單單就得,唔使搞咁多嘢。」我回應話。111Please respect copyright.PENANAc0hjKsbf2M
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「大部分女人都係口是心非,佢口講就話簡簡單單,但心入面一定係好嚮往一場與別不同嘅求婚儀式。111Please respect copyright.PENANAcVtMZXcz3k
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唔好話Vincy,就算係你本人,你都想有一段一世難忘嘅回憶,等老咗之後都可以回味啦,係咪先?」111Please respect copyright.PENANAhxj92pFeBh
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「你咁講都啱嘅,只不過你同Emily求婚都係喺間屋入面,同埋得一隻戒指,又唔算好深刻喎。」111Please respect copyright.PENANAtGCyZ4ikPK
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「咁梗係仲有後續啦!我嗰陣專程喺請咗嘅AV男優過嚟香港,搵埋導演一齊拍咗套『求婚日NTR大混戰』,套片我一直收埋喺harddisk,時不時都會拎出嚟回味,你有興趣嘅我都可以send俾你睇下。」111Please respect copyright.PENANAXMvF0fWIJg
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「唔使啦…你都係留返俾自己j啦。」111Please respect copyright.PENANA4yfOHcRru3
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「喂!你地兩個鬼鬼鼠鼠匿埋喺度傾啲咩呀?」Vincy發現咗我地喺度傾密偈。111Please respect copyright.PENANAr1N4dlC1lo
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我拿拿臨同阿銘打眼色,示意佢唔好爆響口,跟住同Vincy講:「無…無咩呀,我地傾下閒偈啫。」111Please respect copyright.PENANAT7ngOMYRUL
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「係呀,我地傾完架啦,我去搵返我老婆happy埋個下半場先。」阿銘講完呢句就行開咗。111Please respect copyright.PENANANijLGzqmqt
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Vincy矇起雙眼,用思疑嘅眼神望住我:「你條友古古怪怪,實有啲景轟!」111Please respect copyright.PENANAuDd2GocVsw
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「邊有呢,你多心啦。」111Please respect copyright.PENANAP5CeJmeNGH
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「真係無嘢瞞住我?」111Please respect copyright.PENANApQix0H1LHK
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「梗係無啦!好啦,我地唔好講呢啲,不如去食蛋糕囉!」我借啲意叉開話題,行去食蛋糕,逃避對方嘅追問。111Please respect copyright.PENANAw6h9y3rAVi
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至於阿銘所講嘅「下半場」亦都開始咗。111Please respect copyright.PENANAIosGW90iG5
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「啊~~啊~~老公我好舒服啊~~~」111Please respect copyright.PENANA6gkqZFqprj
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Emily企喺甲板上面,吹住海風,俾兩條黑鬼輪流後入,面上嘅表情欲仙欲死。111Please respect copyright.PENANAi7mRAZ6sgz
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而主人家阿銘就樂在其中,佢一邊望住自己老婆俾人屌,一邊餵對方食蛋糕。111Please respect copyright.PENANAImVcYyRqzW
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雖然外人睇就覺得奇怪,但佢地兩個卻非常enjoy。111Please respect copyright.PENANAu7wM6mLiet
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每對情侶都要唔同嘅相處方式,我諗呢啲就係阿銘同Emily嘅相處之道。111Please respect copyright.PENANAJsWSeO0Dbd
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「估唔到佢地一齊咗咁耐,結咗婚之後都仲咁sweet。」Vincy食住蛋糕同我講。111Please respect copyright.PENANA4pD5WLM5uZ
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我就話:「話曬佢地都結咗婚,變得比之前恩愛都好正常啫。」111Please respect copyright.PENANAAImJSHOu93
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「都唔係架,有啲情侶結咗婚之後感情就淡曬。」111Please respect copyright.PENANAiGNjPV4HUe
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「咁呢層你放心,無論我地結唔結婚都好,感情都一定唔會變淡,我永遠都係咁愛你。」111Please respect copyright.PENANAETnC24izLp
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「咦~咁多人喺度,好心你就唔好講埋啲咁肉麻架說話啦!」Vincy用蛋糕塞住我把口。111Please respect copyright.PENANALHnxzyboch
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「全天下嘅男人統統Go to hell!」突然間,有一架船喺我地隻遊艇身邊經過。111Please respect copyright.PENANAQWVSjeCaEF
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船上面有一班奇怪嘅女人圍埋一齊喺度唱歌,歌詞內容全部都係屌鳩男人:「剪賓周!剪賓周!剪賓周!」111Please respect copyright.PENANAvG40lsr5kW
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而船尾插住一支旗,上面印住一個「怨」字。111Please respect copyright.PENANABhqPqtol6F
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「咦?呢班人係咪最近IG嗰個『怨婦聯盟』?」「係咩?真係佢地?」「咩人嚟架?」111Please respect copyright.PENANAd24YU1RdKO
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隔籬嘅賓客喺度討論船上面嗰班奇怪嘅女人。111Please respect copyright.PENANAsE6eYUESo4
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「你知唔知佢地講緊咩『怨婦聯盟』?」我細細聲問身邊嘅Vincy。111Please respect copyright.PENANA4jvPg0yudb
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「Um…如果我無記錯嘅話,好似係個Facebook page嚟,專門俾嗰啲無人要又或者受過情傷嘅女人follow。」111Please respect copyright.PENANAh5629lUyMo
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「下?乜原來有啲咁嘅page?」我即刻開電話search下。111Please respect copyright.PENANAb0nO6Lnw3W
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同時間,Mandy都行埋嚟八卦埋一份:「唔使睇啦,個page勁大浸怨婦味,睇完都要洗眼,抵呢班八婆無人要、俾仔飛。」111Please respect copyright.PENANABHbexVTqkF
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「咁佢地依家喺架船度做咩?」我問。111Please respect copyright.PENANAc10b2ufBoH
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「呢啲無仔吼嘅怨婦星期六、日無嘢做,咪大家約出嚟開個船p扮有人約囉!」Mandy講嘢幾時都係咁一針見血。111Please respect copyright.PENANAAmWADFoGwu
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「男人統統都要服從我!服從我!服從我...」嗰班女人繼續開恆喇叭喺度唱歌。111Please respect copyright.PENANAOPweOHbypL
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當佢地架船駛遠咗之後,我地就無再理到班人,繼續食蛋糕同幫NTR夫婦慶祝。111Please respect copyright.PENANAOwfIbZy2Da