我一邊食飯,一邊觀察著小食部的人龍,似乎回到「指南」剛推出的時候了。可是,操場的水機今天忽然大排長龍,水機前排了二、三十人,平常頂多只有兩三個人排隊。87Please respect copyright.PENANAeOYlXZFMDD
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好久沒見的Robin突然出現在我面前,他拿著杯麵。87Please respect copyright.PENANA6EyrzUD5m5
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「Joyce,有冇人坐?」Robin指一下我旁邊的空位。87Please respect copyright.PENANAsUFN4AVjoi
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「冇啊,坐。」我說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAUa7KJ5KHfU
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每次Robin來找我總是覺得有事情發生,我的直覺不會錯。87Please respect copyright.PENANAxZ4RxwjmEW
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「上面三樓、四樓同五樓嘅熱水機都壞左,所以地下部機好多人排隊。」Robin解釋了人龍的出現。87Please respect copyright.PENANA6PNGoqO8Ph
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「怪唔知得咁多人啦。又會冇啦啦今日一次過壞三部?」我說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJH08DaW4rd
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「係囉,好奇怪,不過學校應該會搵人維修嘅。」Robin說,然後吸了一口杯麵。87Please respect copyright.PENANAk1gQEMpRVD
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我嘗試整理一下這兩個星期發生的事情,首先是我們發佈了指南,然後學校叫外賣和自備午餐的人多了。接著學校打壓外賣,然後就到今天壞水機。87Please respect copyright.PENANAM4P7f9xA8V
「你覺唔覺得怪怪地?由我地出完指南之後,學校唔比人叫外賣,然後封左啲熱水機。」我說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAcgXK6rU1L7
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「你咁講又真係好可疑,唔通佢係針對我地?但係點解要針對我地?」Robin思考著。87Please respect copyright.PENANAnD06mFa9b4
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「佢做呢兩樣野最大嘅利益者係邊個?」我想著。87Please respect copyright.PENANA2p88EgtCnx
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「係小食部。」我們兩個異口同聲的說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAEIuY3vN8Vr
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「我地出指南教大家叫外賣同自備lunch,最大影響嘅係小食部。」Robin說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAQN71cyFK4w
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「我地上去睇下啲熱水機係咪真係壞,就會知道答案。」我說。87Please respect copyright.PENANA8RKtlLrBdJ
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我們兩個二話不說,離開飯堂,拿著水樽跑上了三樓的水機。87Please respect copyright.PENANABFhFcyXcwk
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三樓的水機上面貼著一張寫著「壞機,冇熱水」的紙在出水的鐵柱。87Please respect copyright.PENANAY5wfa3DHaB
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我一手把那張紙撕去,然後扭開水制,熱水冒出蒸汽從鐵柱流出,流到我的水樽。87Please respect copyright.PENANAhHx48uQYJe
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「吓,啲水熱嫁。」我一臉驚訝,水機根本沒有壞。87Please respect copyright.PENANAH8ozLE3SPx
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「係,唔似有壞。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAZpFDpK6Ufw
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我們兩個再去了四樓和五樓的水機測試,結果都是一樣,水機根本沒壞。如果講出來,會震驚全校吧。87Please respect copyright.PENANAgNzxsfkXDE
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我拿著水樽,看著Robin,我實在想不透下一步該做什麼。87Please respect copyright.PENANASD8iajOhYC
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「我地去搵陳主任。」87Please respect copyright.PENANATz1Zw0j1l4
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「好。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAEIFs6KX96J
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我們熟悉的走到四樓的教員室門口,然後敲門。87Please respect copyright.PENANAb51AE3Q4jp
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陳主任依舊坐在門口在吃飯,凶巴巴的看著我們兩個。87Please respect copyright.PENANA4cfIS1AS0b
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「陳主任,我想問下今日係咪有幾部飲水機冇熱水?」87Please respect copyright.PENANA00iIOne1TM
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「又係你地兩個啊?係啊,壞左啊,寫住左嫁。我地搵左人維修,不過要啲時間。」陳主任平靜的說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAxgTf6HGhfa
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「其實啲水機係咪冇壞?」Robin問。87Please respect copyright.PENANAfRTO7TOu3Y
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「你講緊咩?」陳主任一臉疑惑。87Please respect copyright.PENANAFg5cPWkAoF
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「部機出到熱水。」說罷,Robin把我手上的水樽拿給陳主任。87Please respect copyright.PENANASbAvW0l97Q
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「都……都話部機壞……你地仲走去試。」陳主任顯然有點緊張,應該是謊話被揭穿吧。87Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ17Xu89Gx
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「呃……可能係間唔中出到掛,唔知啊,今朝係啲同學話唔得咋。唔,總之等人check左冇問題先用啦,唔好用住喇。」陳主任不敢直視我們。87Please respect copyright.PENANANGwZjeV674
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「哦,咁幾時會黎check?」我繼續問。87Please respect copyright.PENANAv6AHE4J9xh
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「應該過兩日掛,唔知啊佢地未覆。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAC69nelowcK
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「好,唔該曬你啵。」Robin故作禮貌的說,然後我們離開教員室。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJpWDSyVkyI
「我地有新工作,將呢件事寫上Facebook話比大家知其實啲水機冇壞。」我說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAvEeYUWw3hV
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「加多句,壞左嘅係陳主任,唔係水機。」Robin說。87Please respect copyright.PENANApAuLhlGLxc
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「哈哈。」我禁不住笑。87Please respect copyright.PENANAwkuTJeWdWd
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「好好笑咩?我認真嫁。」Robin無奈的看著我。87Please respect copyright.PENANApE9rEQ9FTb
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「好,唔笑囉。」我收起笑容。87Please respect copyright.PENANAps4BhD91CP
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放學的時候,我們再次相聚電腦室,為的是我們的Facebook貼文。87Please respect copyright.PENANAM5qFymZnZS
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「我地唔單止要踢爆,仲要話比所有同學知背後嘅陰謀。」Robin說。87Please respect copyright.PENANASfAdi4AxgK
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「放心交比我。」我說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAtuUWN4wTJr
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登入Beans Kong的賬號,我開始輸入:87Please respect copyright.PENANA735WwjCg29
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「[個野壞左?]87Please respect copyright.PENANAk5ENAeaob4
今日有三部水機被貼上「壞機,冇熱水」的標示87Please respect copyright.PENANAV71KYr6FwR
經過測試,三部水機可以正常出熱水87Please respect copyright.PENANALk7yHLmjWE
我懷疑,應該係寫告示嘅人壞左,唔係水機壞左87Please respect copyright.PENANAIeQuwFyT2X
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另外,起我地覓食指南推出後嘅呢兩個禮拜87Please respect copyright.PENANA3FRHIsMr12
學校打壓叫外賣嘅自由87Please respect copyright.PENANAxi9P2QJVAc
宜家又發生假壞水機嘅事87Please respect copyright.PENANA5DraUyej40
呢兩件事,好難唔令人聯想起87Please respect copyright.PENANA14aHa7oUBk
學校係想阻止我地發起嘅罷食小食部行動87Please respect copyright.PENANArctjs7ogez
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香光人,我地有權食好啲!!!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAwbnex1hx5S
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Robin確認可以後,我按下發佈的按鈕。87Please respect copyright.PENANA5NcNBfYzc5
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「估唔到食個飯姐,都可以搞咁多野。」Robin看著電腦的屏幕慨歎著。87Please respect copyright.PENANA1AHYD7yDD1
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「係,我希望以後嘅人,真係可以食好啲。」我說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAkj8OP3gtpg
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「但係點解學校要幫小食部?小食部唔係外判出去比人嘅咩?」Robin一臉疑惑。87Please respect copyright.PENANAIKELpZdoSX
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我們想了良久還是沒有答案,於是離開了電腦室回家去。87Please respect copyright.PENANA2R9UZhbjtS