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Velli Chor
5Mins Each
6
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How To Make A Bad Boy
Updated Mar 31, 2018
PG-13
13
1402
6
Romance
Action

How To Make A Bad Boy

1) Find a suitable body (preferably irresistibly attractive)2) Get 3 tonnes of sarcasm3) Acquire 7 kilos of arrogance4) Grab a handful of dangerous5) A load of troublemaker6) And a pinch of blunt rudeness7) Enjoy your bad boy

Jesse Quinn has been a Nobody all his life. his fashion sense is lacking and so is his confidence. So naturally, he believes his senior year is going to be an unexciting journey including studying and being ignored.

That is until his wild and untamed childhood best friend Cameron Jones moves back next door after 6 years. She is the exact opposite of Jesse with her rebellious attitude and her tendency to speak whatever is on her mind. After a nighttime escapade in summer break, Cameron decides to turn Jesse Quinn, resident Nobody, into a bad boy.

Will the town be fooled?

Will Jesse find his good girl?

And the real question:

Is Cameron Jones immune to her own creation?

Young Adult
Romance
Action
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How To Make A Bad Boy

How To Make A Bad Boy

1) Find a suitable body (preferably irresistibly attractive)2) Get 3 tonnes of sarcasm3) Acquire 7 kilos of arrogance4) Grab a handful of dangerous5) A load of troublemaker6) And a pinch of blunt rudeness7) Enjoy your bad boy

Jesse Quinn has been a Nobody all his life. his fashion sense is lacking and so is his confidence. So naturally, he believes his senior year is going to be an unexciting journey including studying and being ignored.

That is until his wild and untamed childhood best friend Cameron Jones moves back next door after 6 years. She is the exact opposite of Jesse with her rebellious attitude and her tendency to speak whatever is on her mind. After a nighttime escapade in summer break, Cameron decides to turn Jesse Quinn, resident Nobody, into a bad boy.

Will the town be fooled?

Will Jesse find his good girl?

And the real question:

Is Cameron Jones immune to her own creation?

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1applecider5
6Mins Each
7
ISSUES
Escape From Reality
Updated Feb 21, 2019
PG-13
0
441
0
School
Romance

Wren thinks she knows everything about the world, that it sucks.The only things the world consists of is shit and deep shit, and anyone who says anything else is kidding themselves. She knows that she sucks and the likelihood of anyone falling her is -100%, and true love, does not exist or love at first sight.Is there anyone that can prove her wrong?

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School
Romance
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Escape From Reality

Wren thinks she knows everything about the world, that it sucks.The only things the world consists of is shit and deep shit, and anyone who says anything else is kidding themselves. She knows that she sucks and the likelihood of anyone falling her is -100%, and true love, does not exist or love at first sight.Is there anyone that can prove her wrong?

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Oliver
7Mins Each
3
ISSUES
Moulded Souls
Updated May 5, 2019
R
0
160
0
Dark
Humor

An unconvincing private investigator, a smoking black cat, and an inner child at his wits' end. A trio of characters all about to entwine their lives with Tom.

A worrier by nature, Tom's life has come to a bit of a standstill, unable to push passed his inhibitions. His  perspective on life is about to be radically altered though, after a chance meeting with a  hitch hiker named Cotton. Pale and gaunt, and dressed in a parrot onesie, Cotton strikes Tom as a little on the odd side. After letting her into his car, a conversation unfolds and things begin to get surreal. For one his inner child is suddenly sitting on his shoulder.

And these are not the only peculiar characters in town Tom is about to encounter. A beautiful man with a power over anyone he talks to seems intent on talking to him too. But is it really Tom he's after?

Join Tom in a surreal adventure set in this seemingly mundane world.

This is a reworking of a story I'd posted recently. I've changed the perspective to third person and altered the plot a bit.Thanks for reading, hope you like it :D

General
Dark
Humor
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Moulded Souls

An unconvincing private investigator, a smoking black cat, and an inner child at his wits' end. A trio of characters all about to entwine their lives with Tom.

A worrier by nature, Tom's life has come to a bit of a standstill, unable to push passed his inhibitions. His  perspective on life is about to be radically altered though, after a chance meeting with a  hitch hiker named Cotton. Pale and gaunt, and dressed in a parrot onesie, Cotton strikes Tom as a little on the odd side. After letting her into his car, a conversation unfolds and things begin to get surreal. For one his inner child is suddenly sitting on his shoulder.

And these are not the only peculiar characters in town Tom is about to encounter. A beautiful man with a power over anyone he talks to seems intent on talking to him too. But is it really Tom he's after?

Join Tom in a surreal adventure set in this seemingly mundane world.

This is a reworking of a story I'd posted recently. I've changed the perspective to third person and altered the plot a bit.Thanks for reading, hope you like it :D

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YourNiceGhost
6Mins Each
1
ISSUE
Benjamin
Updated Aug 14, 2019
PG
1
102
0
Humor
Sarcasm

Humans often fear what is unknown. What is beyond sight, beyond science.. The mere concept can be terrorizing.

Benjamin Augensteine was not expecting to plow into the semi-truck.

Benjamin, upon wakening, witnessed the most terrifying thing in his entire life.. (The second most terrifying being a rather unpleasant visit to a public restroom)

This ..thing.. was known as a ghost. An actual unliving, sophisticated, extremely bored ghost.

That was the first one. There were many more unpleasantries to follow.

There's a difference between a good ghost- Meaning the people who deliberately try to cut out your WiFi for a few minutes, -and the bad ghosts. Benjamin happens to be in the mix of both types. As a neutral, he's  one of the few who aren't too keen on this whole ghost business. In fact, Benjamin refuses to believe in such a thing.

So, with ghost bandits and ghost saints trying to win over Benjamin, an anti-ghost believer, with a mourning friend who seems to be the only person that can be consulted with- All while having to keep up with ghostly duties, -this supernatural tale brings one hell of a ride.

Supernatural
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Benjamin

Humans often fear what is unknown. What is beyond sight, beyond science.. The mere concept can be terrorizing.

Benjamin Augensteine was not expecting to plow into the semi-truck.

Benjamin, upon wakening, witnessed the most terrifying thing in his entire life.. (The second most terrifying being a rather unpleasant visit to a public restroom)

This ..thing.. was known as a ghost. An actual unliving, sophisticated, extremely bored ghost.

That was the first one. There were many more unpleasantries to follow.

There's a difference between a good ghost- Meaning the people who deliberately try to cut out your WiFi for a few minutes, -and the bad ghosts. Benjamin happens to be in the mix of both types. As a neutral, he's  one of the few who aren't too keen on this whole ghost business. In fact, Benjamin refuses to believe in such a thing.

So, with ghost bandits and ghost saints trying to win over Benjamin, an anti-ghost believer, with a mourning friend who seems to be the only person that can be consulted with- All while having to keep up with ghostly duties, -this supernatural tale brings one hell of a ride.

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hannahyusuf
8Mins Each
3
ISSUES
In Lies She Trusts
Updated Nov 14, 2016
PG
9
1508
9
Sarcasm
School

All her life, Lauren has been just another rich girl, despite her stellar grades and sarcastic attitude that goes against the grain of the typical wealthy young teenager. She has been raised by her father, CEO of Arrow Petroleum, to not only distrust the government but to distrust everyone. When Ryan, another typical dumb rich kid, gives her the opportunity to not only expose the government but to finally show the world that she is not just a rich girl, she sails into it like moths to a light. Does she end up learning her Dad's lesson the hard way? And does she fall in love in the process?

Romance
Sarcasm
School
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In Lies She Trusts

All her life, Lauren has been just another rich girl, despite her stellar grades and sarcastic attitude that goes against the grain of the typical wealthy young teenager. She has been raised by her father, CEO of Arrow Petroleum, to not only distrust the government but to distrust everyone. When Ryan, another typical dumb rich kid, gives her the opportunity to not only expose the government but to finally show the world that she is not just a rich girl, she sails into it like moths to a light. Does she end up learning her Dad's lesson the hard way? And does she fall in love in the process?

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ShadowBobcat10
3Mins Each
3
ISSUES
Shadow is Stupid
Updated Aug 9, 2016
PG On Break
14
1246
8
Humor
Sarcasm

Basic Premise:First, before you file a harassment report for the title, know that this is a story about the funny-stupid things I've done. They're all written in a sarcastic, humorous manor, so no need to feel sorry for me. I encourage you to laugh.

Inspiration:My entries forWe all have our moments...(http://www.penana.com/story/9003/we-all-have-our-moments/issue/6) was where I got the idea for this story. When I had three stupid stories I wanted to submit, I realized: one, I did really stupid things; and two, this is a good idea for a story! So enjoy Shadow being stupid, because they're kind of funny.

Memoir
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Sarcasm
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Shadow is Stupid

Basic Premise:First, before you file a harassment report for the title, know that this is a story about the funny-stupid things I've done. They're all written in a sarcastic, humorous manor, so no need to feel sorry for me. I encourage you to laugh.

Inspiration:My entries forWe all have our moments...(http://www.penana.com/story/9003/we-all-have-our-moments/issue/6) was where I got the idea for this story. When I had three stupid stories I wanted to submit, I realized: one, I did really stupid things; and two, this is a good idea for a story! So enjoy Shadow being stupid, because they're kind of funny.

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ShadowBobcat10
5Mins Each
2
ISSUES
No Place Like Blood Gulch
Updated Feb 2, 2017
R Planning
3
940
0
Online Game
Sarcasm

Fandom:Red vs. Blue

Basic Premise: There is no place like Blood Gulch. There really isn't. So sit back for more Blood Gulch chronicles, with all your favorite characters all in your favorite place. (I cannot promise Caboose won't be dumber than elbow grease, though.)

Rated Rfor language, violence, violent language, and the phrase cockbite.

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Online Game
Sarcasm
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No Place Like Blood Gulch

Fandom:Red vs. Blue

Basic Premise: There is no place like Blood Gulch. There really isn't. So sit back for more Blood Gulch chronicles, with all your favorite characters all in your favorite place. (I cannot promise Caboose won't be dumber than elbow grease, though.)

Rated Rfor language, violence, violent language, and the phrase cockbite.

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efflorescencely
5Mins Each
7
ISSUES
Royally Screwed
Updated Feb 24, 2017
PG-13
23
1227
0
Humor
Family

❝In which an uptight, stubborn princess meets a charmingly annoying delinquent and realizes what life really is about.❞

When Princess Adelaide is forced yet again to attend a ball to find a suitor, she expects to do the same as she does every time: turn them all down or chase them away.But when an accidental make out session is filmed and broadcasted across the country, there's no other option than to comply to a fake relationship with a guy she knew for less than a couple of days.In between posing as the picture perfect couple for the rest of the world, the two start prank wars, have heated arguments, go on hilarious adventures, and battle the sexual tension that seems to draw them closer together.Adelaide's only problem? He just happens to be the guy who broke into her room and stole her favorite bra.Yeah, she's royally screwed.

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Family
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Royally Screwed

❝In which an uptight, stubborn princess meets a charmingly annoying delinquent and realizes what life really is about.❞

When Princess Adelaide is forced yet again to attend a ball to find a suitor, she expects to do the same as she does every time: turn them all down or chase them away.But when an accidental make out session is filmed and broadcasted across the country, there's no other option than to comply to a fake relationship with a guy she knew for less than a couple of days.In between posing as the picture perfect couple for the rest of the world, the two start prank wars, have heated arguments, go on hilarious adventures, and battle the sexual tension that seems to draw them closer together.Adelaide's only problem? He just happens to be the guy who broke into her room and stole her favorite bra.Yeah, she's royally screwed.

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dearagony15
1Min Each
1
ISSUE
Stranger
Updated Jun 4, 2018
G
0
312
0
Sarcasm
Friendship

Hello stranger bestfriend. This one inspired by you. 

Poetry
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Friendship
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Stranger

Hello stranger bestfriend. This one inspired by you. 

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shnuffeluvTheNextGreatAdventureDiscordedDoctorAretice N. Treader
1Min Each
8
ISSUES
Permit to Kill
Updated Feb 28, 2016
PG-13
23
2579
7
Adventure
Humor

Luna is an assassin for hire. She loves the thrill of the chase, the victory of a fresh kill.

One issue: She doesn't have her licence to kill yet. She has her permit, but that comes with issues. No killing at night, keeping a log of her murders, and someone has to chaperon her, and no one is available except her mom. And while her brownies are excellent, it sort of kills the mood.

Comedy
Adventure
Humor
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Permit to Kill

Luna is an assassin for hire. She loves the thrill of the chase, the victory of a fresh kill.

One issue: She doesn't have her licence to kill yet. She has her permit, but that comes with issues. No killing at night, keeping a log of her murders, and someone has to chaperon her, and no one is available except her mom. And while her brownies are excellent, it sort of kills the mood.

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Msmarv28
14Mins Each
40
ISSUES
BOOKS, BOYS, BFF's
Updated Feb 7, 2017
G
2
6429
4
Romance
School

Sidney Stansfield has it all figured out. Her Sophomore year will be the year she gets perfect grades, she takes her school basketball team to the championships, and she perfects the art of being the perfect daughter. She knows exactly what she wants out of life and she's determined to get it. That is, unless her mouth and rebellious ways get in her way. With a strict father like the one she's got, there's no way anything can go wrong, right? Or will the sassy rebel fail, and the perfect life she's trying to make for herself not be so perfect after all??

Please leave comments and if you like the story please follow and show your support! Thank you all in advance!

Young Adult
Romance
School
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BOOKS, BOYS, BFF's

Sidney Stansfield has it all figured out. Her Sophomore year will be the year she gets perfect grades, she takes her school basketball team to the championships, and she perfects the art of being the perfect daughter. She knows exactly what she wants out of life and she's determined to get it. That is, unless her mouth and rebellious ways get in her way. With a strict father like the one she's got, there's no way anything can go wrong, right? Or will the sassy rebel fail, and the perfect life she's trying to make for herself not be so perfect after all??

Please leave comments and if you like the story please follow and show your support! Thank you all in advance!

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MissFransisco
6Mins Each
7
ISSUES
The Boy/Girl Switch
Updated Sep 18, 2017
PG-13
10
2321
1
Sarcasm
School

To fool a bookworm, one needs a good book. Seventeen-year-old Vellary Carr, unknowingly seals her fate with the devil when she purchases a book online.

Prior to its arrival, Vellary first handedly experiences what it's like to face mass humiliation, and so, upon discovering a spell book lying inside the package instead of her purchased good, Vallery seizes the opportunity to seek revenge.

Hugo Axel, the "bad boy" of Roset High, has fancied Vellary since middle school. So when his best friend brutally abases her, conflict arises within him. To do what's right or to stick with his brother?

However, before Hugo can truly decide, a slight shift in the air unlocks a door to another. He doesn't realise the abnormality of it all until the very next morning, when he wakes up in a very unfamiliar room.

With a very unfamiliar feeling.

And when he looks in the mirror, he sees a very familiar face.

But it's not his.

It's Vellary Carr's.

His one and only crush.

Comedy
Sarcasm
School
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The Boy/Girl Switch

To fool a bookworm, one needs a good book. Seventeen-year-old Vellary Carr, unknowingly seals her fate with the devil when she purchases a book online.

Prior to its arrival, Vellary first handedly experiences what it's like to face mass humiliation, and so, upon discovering a spell book lying inside the package instead of her purchased good, Vallery seizes the opportunity to seek revenge.

Hugo Axel, the "bad boy" of Roset High, has fancied Vellary since middle school. So when his best friend brutally abases her, conflict arises within him. To do what's right or to stick with his brother?

However, before Hugo can truly decide, a slight shift in the air unlocks a door to another. He doesn't realise the abnormality of it all until the very next morning, when he wakes up in a very unfamiliar room.

With a very unfamiliar feeling.

And when he looks in the mirror, he sees a very familiar face.

But it's not his.

It's Vellary Carr's.

His one and only crush.

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