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Jonathan W. Western
15Mins Each
6
ISSUES
The Journal of M.A.N
Updated Aug 8, 2018
PG-13
0
64
0
Suspense
Fantasy

Mark sidestepped another zombie and pulled the trigger downing another zombie before continuing to run. Then out of the corner of his eye, Mark thought he saw a blind open slightly in the window of a grey house on his right. His head jerked to the house as he saw the blind close a second later. Mark took a chance and ran with Rachel up to the front door of the grey house.

Mark pounded on the door and shouted, “Please let us in!”

No reply came and Rachel tugged on his arm, they turned to face their threat. More than sixty zombies where coming towards them and with sadness in his heart, Mark had to accept that this is where he died. Smacking the door one last time Mark’s voice trembling said “Please. At least let her in.”

Shocked Rachel turned to meet Mark’s sad gaze “No Mark I’m not leaving you.”

“Rachel there’s nowhere for us to go and the thought of at least you living makes me happy” Mark replied. Lifting his gun, he shot the closest zombie, not 10 feet away. Pulling the trigger, again and again, Mark took down zombie after zombie. Finally, the gun clicked multiple times confirming to Mark and Rachel it was empty. Zombies continued to close in on them with more on their way. Mark knew he didn’t have enough bullets for all of them.

“I’m sorry Rachel I wasn’t able to protect you,” Mark said as his head and heart sank low.

The Journal of M.A.N Volume 1 follows Mark and Rachel as they try to stay alive in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Along the way, relations will grow and some will break. The only thing that's for sure with zombies is that death will follow; for humans, the undead, or both!!!

Horror
Suspense
Fantasy
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The Journal of M.A.N

Mark sidestepped another zombie and pulled the trigger downing another zombie before continuing to run. Then out of the corner of his eye, Mark thought he saw a blind open slightly in the window of a grey house on his right. His head jerked to the house as he saw the blind close a second later. Mark took a chance and ran with Rachel up to the front door of the grey house.

Mark pounded on the door and shouted, “Please let us in!”

No reply came and Rachel tugged on his arm, they turned to face their threat. More than sixty zombies where coming towards them and with sadness in his heart, Mark had to accept that this is where he died. Smacking the door one last time Mark’s voice trembling said “Please. At least let her in.”

Shocked Rachel turned to meet Mark’s sad gaze “No Mark I’m not leaving you.”

“Rachel there’s nowhere for us to go and the thought of at least you living makes me happy” Mark replied. Lifting his gun, he shot the closest zombie, not 10 feet away. Pulling the trigger, again and again, Mark took down zombie after zombie. Finally, the gun clicked multiple times confirming to Mark and Rachel it was empty. Zombies continued to close in on them with more on their way. Mark knew he didn’t have enough bullets for all of them.

“I’m sorry Rachel I wasn’t able to protect you,” Mark said as his head and heart sank low.

The Journal of M.A.N Volume 1 follows Mark and Rachel as they try to stay alive in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Along the way, relations will grow and some will break. The only thing that's for sure with zombies is that death will follow; for humans, the undead, or both!!!

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Alvin Atwater
19Mins Each
2
ISSUES
The Stone vs. the Viper, a LitRPG
Updated Aug 12, 2018
PG-13
2
21
1
Online Game
Humor

Clyde gets thrown into the anime world. He's the Stone, the main character. One day he must defeat the Viper. Until then, he gets to deal with anime tropes, wacky anime situations,  so on. Yep there's nothing like random anime girls falling in love with you...over anything.  He'd better avoid the Yandre situation...

A new humorous LitRPG.

Fantasy
Online Game
Humor
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The Stone vs. the Viper, a LitRPG

Clyde gets thrown into the anime world. He's the Stone, the main character. One day he must defeat the Viper. Until then, he gets to deal with anime tropes, wacky anime situations,  so on. Yep there's nothing like random anime girls falling in love with you...over anything.  He'd better avoid the Yandre situation...

A new humorous LitRPG.

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Jes
12Mins Each
3
ISSUES
When the Sun Rises in the West
Updated Aug 12, 2018
G
0
26
0
Fantasy
Inspirational

Words are wind. One kept saying forever, and now he disappeared.This one, like a medicine, healed my broken soul. But how could I trust this would mean forever?

Loire is a young woman who quit her job to follow her dream but that meant the instability of finance and career but she feels fortunate to have a man like Billie, her long-time boyfriend and the source of encouragement and inspiration, with her. However, one day, she found out that her world twists. Billie is not a man she knows anymore and her only source of energy ghosts from her life. At that time, she put all her effort to make the revolution and to survive. Luck departs like forever and it nearly cost her life when a Lamborghini crash the bridge where she stands, causing the collision and she fell into the cold river. Loire is almost dead but a hand rescued her. Gale, the rescuer, saved her life and kindly offered to send her home. Loire begins to perceive the strangeness of this world. In horror, someone like her already backs home. Gale asked if she was her twin. But Loire has no twin.

Support me at https://www.patreon.com/Jesjournal

Romance
Fantasy
Inspirational
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When the Sun Rises in the West

Words are wind. One kept saying forever, and now he disappeared.This one, like a medicine, healed my broken soul. But how could I trust this would mean forever?

Loire is a young woman who quit her job to follow her dream but that meant the instability of finance and career but she feels fortunate to have a man like Billie, her long-time boyfriend and the source of encouragement and inspiration, with her. However, one day, she found out that her world twists. Billie is not a man she knows anymore and her only source of energy ghosts from her life. At that time, she put all her effort to make the revolution and to survive. Luck departs like forever and it nearly cost her life when a Lamborghini crash the bridge where she stands, causing the collision and she fell into the cold river. Loire is almost dead but a hand rescued her. Gale, the rescuer, saved her life and kindly offered to send her home. Loire begins to perceive the strangeness of this world. In horror, someone like her already backs home. Gale asked if she was her twin. But Loire has no twin.

Support me at https://www.patreon.com/Jesjournal

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Matthew Temple
1Min Each
0
ISSUES
Clarity;)
Updated Jul 18, 2018
R
0
18
0
Dark
Humor

My best friend Ashley’s roommate Purity had a sister named Clarity.  They all lived in Phoenix.  Purity was coming to LA to audition for the role of Wonder Woman at Six Flags.  Ashley and Clarity were coming with her.  But Ashley wanted to see improv shows at Improv Olympic all day.  Which left Clarity taking her sister Purity to Six Flags alone, and Purity was going to be in fittings and taking photographs all day.  Clarity could have gone with Ashley to Improv Olympic, but improv wasn’t her thing.  That left Clarity wandering around Six Flags by herself for an entire day.  That’s where I came in.

My job was first to give all three girls a place to stay (the small apartment I shared with my friend Mike) and second, to accompany Clarity, who I had scarcely met, around Six Flags all day while Purity tried out to be Wonder Woman.  Believe it or not I was not excited about this proposition.  I had only met Clarity once.  She had a boyfriend, a kid (though a very cute kid) and the idea of hanging around Six Flags with a stuck-up Phoenix bitch who I wasn’t allowed to flirt with was not my idea of how to spend a Saturday.

Plus it was a little complicated for me, see.  I was renting cars from the airport at that time.  Even though I had a good job, I didn’t have good credit, so I couldn’t buy a car.  Every three weeks I went to the Burbank airport and exchanged vehicles.  It was way more expensive than actually buying a car, but like I said, I had the money to buy a car, just not the credit.  We do things very strange in America.

Purity and Clarity weren’t rich, but they weren’t going to be happy with some economy Citroën that was good enough for me but not two Arizona girls who had high-class taste and I didn’t want to hear about the car all the way to Six Flags so the first thing I had to do was rent something a little more upscale to impress these women.  Not a frigging Mustang, just something where they’d look at it and go: Matthew must be doing well and say, “This is nice,” and get in and I wouldn’t hear another word about it.

So there was that: there was the car.

Then, additionally, I had another problem, which is that I had been at my drug dealer’s house for about seven days snorting crystal meth, and when you’re in a run like that it’s sometimes hard to bring the outer world into focus, if you know what I mean.  Realities like your three friends are coming to be houseguests for two days are hard to connect with, as events that are actually going to happen that involve you participating in ways other than being high on crystal.  Like you’re going to have to get off your ass and drive.  And you’re going to have to carry on conversations with people who are not high on crystal meth.  People who are high on crystal meth can talk to each other like family.  Ditto people who are not high on crystal meth.  But mix the two and you might have problems.  I mean I was in a different fucking world.

Then I had to walk around Six Flags with a woman I hardly knew, on no sleep, while I was coming down.  Coming down from crystal is hard enough without being thrown into a difficult social situation.  And since Clarity is Purity’s sister and Purity is Ashley’s roommate and Ashley is my best friend, it’s kind of important that I’m nice to Clarity and show her a good time.  I’m basically responsible for making sure Clarity has a good day while her sister auditions for Wonder Woman and if there’s anything you know about crystal meth it’s that crystal meth and responsibility do not go in the same sentence.

So this is the problem I’m faced with, people.  My meth run is being interrupted by a bunch of high-class primrose bitches who somehow are going to stay at me and Mike’s two-bedroom apartment, while Ashley goes off to watch improv comedy all day and Purity—who I barely knew—and Clarity—who I knew even less—did Six Flags for up to one entire day..as long as it took Purity to audition.  When I say primrose bitches I’m being a little harsh.  I just mean girls who put on makeup every single day, who do their hair and carry purses and freshen up their lipstick at regular intervals and wear chains and multi-finger faux-platinum plates that say Clarity and Purity.

Like, my drug dealer is my friend, ok?  She doesn’t wash her hair, I’ve never seen her take a shower, she sleeps with her dog—and me—and her skin is all fucked up from doing at least one line of meth every day (by which I mean ten lines like continuously throughout every day).  She doesn’t paint her fucking fingernails.  She doesn’t go to the spa.  She doesn’t get her cuticles done or her eyebrows plucked and this is the type of girl I’m used to hanging out with.

Clarity and Purity didn’t have a pristine upbringing or anything, but they come across like they did.  You have to go digging with them to find the dirt.  I’m used to girls whose dirt is on the surface.

My defenses were up, I admit.  I was skeptical.  I wasn’t looking forward to this.  I mean Clarity is a beautiful chick—so is Purity.  They maintain themselves.  The way I met Purity?  Ashley took me in when I was homeless.  These aren’t the type of girls who would ever be homeless.  They’re up here—I’m down here.  Me and Clarity being thrown together—just the two of us—for an entire day at Six Flags, was an artificial situation to say the least.

Read more: https://files.persona.co/49728/Clarity.pdf

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Clarity;)

My best friend Ashley’s roommate Purity had a sister named Clarity.  They all lived in Phoenix.  Purity was coming to LA to audition for the role of Wonder Woman at Six Flags.  Ashley and Clarity were coming with her.  But Ashley wanted to see improv shows at Improv Olympic all day.  Which left Clarity taking her sister Purity to Six Flags alone, and Purity was going to be in fittings and taking photographs all day.  Clarity could have gone with Ashley to Improv Olympic, but improv wasn’t her thing.  That left Clarity wandering around Six Flags by herself for an entire day.  That’s where I came in.

My job was first to give all three girls a place to stay (the small apartment I shared with my friend Mike) and second, to accompany Clarity, who I had scarcely met, around Six Flags all day while Purity tried out to be Wonder Woman.  Believe it or not I was not excited about this proposition.  I had only met Clarity once.  She had a boyfriend, a kid (though a very cute kid) and the idea of hanging around Six Flags with a stuck-up Phoenix bitch who I wasn’t allowed to flirt with was not my idea of how to spend a Saturday.

Plus it was a little complicated for me, see.  I was renting cars from the airport at that time.  Even though I had a good job, I didn’t have good credit, so I couldn’t buy a car.  Every three weeks I went to the Burbank airport and exchanged vehicles.  It was way more expensive than actually buying a car, but like I said, I had the money to buy a car, just not the credit.  We do things very strange in America.

Purity and Clarity weren’t rich, but they weren’t going to be happy with some economy Citroën that was good enough for me but not two Arizona girls who had high-class taste and I didn’t want to hear about the car all the way to Six Flags so the first thing I had to do was rent something a little more upscale to impress these women.  Not a frigging Mustang, just something where they’d look at it and go: Matthew must be doing well and say, “This is nice,” and get in and I wouldn’t hear another word about it.

So there was that: there was the car.

Then, additionally, I had another problem, which is that I had been at my drug dealer’s house for about seven days snorting crystal meth, and when you’re in a run like that it’s sometimes hard to bring the outer world into focus, if you know what I mean.  Realities like your three friends are coming to be houseguests for two days are hard to connect with, as events that are actually going to happen that involve you participating in ways other than being high on crystal.  Like you’re going to have to get off your ass and drive.  And you’re going to have to carry on conversations with people who are not high on crystal meth.  People who are high on crystal meth can talk to each other like family.  Ditto people who are not high on crystal meth.  But mix the two and you might have problems.  I mean I was in a different fucking world.

Then I had to walk around Six Flags with a woman I hardly knew, on no sleep, while I was coming down.  Coming down from crystal is hard enough without being thrown into a difficult social situation.  And since Clarity is Purity’s sister and Purity is Ashley’s roommate and Ashley is my best friend, it’s kind of important that I’m nice to Clarity and show her a good time.  I’m basically responsible for making sure Clarity has a good day while her sister auditions for Wonder Woman and if there’s anything you know about crystal meth it’s that crystal meth and responsibility do not go in the same sentence.

So this is the problem I’m faced with, people.  My meth run is being interrupted by a bunch of high-class primrose bitches who somehow are going to stay at me and Mike’s two-bedroom apartment, while Ashley goes off to watch improv comedy all day and Purity—who I barely knew—and Clarity—who I knew even less—did Six Flags for up to one entire day..as long as it took Purity to audition.  When I say primrose bitches I’m being a little harsh.  I just mean girls who put on makeup every single day, who do their hair and carry purses and freshen up their lipstick at regular intervals and wear chains and multi-finger faux-platinum plates that say Clarity and Purity.

Like, my drug dealer is my friend, ok?  She doesn’t wash her hair, I’ve never seen her take a shower, she sleeps with her dog—and me—and her skin is all fucked up from doing at least one line of meth every day (by which I mean ten lines like continuously throughout every day).  She doesn’t paint her fucking fingernails.  She doesn’t go to the spa.  She doesn’t get her cuticles done or her eyebrows plucked and this is the type of girl I’m used to hanging out with.

Clarity and Purity didn’t have a pristine upbringing or anything, but they come across like they did.  You have to go digging with them to find the dirt.  I’m used to girls whose dirt is on the surface.

My defenses were up, I admit.  I was skeptical.  I wasn’t looking forward to this.  I mean Clarity is a beautiful chick—so is Purity.  They maintain themselves.  The way I met Purity?  Ashley took me in when I was homeless.  These aren’t the type of girls who would ever be homeless.  They’re up here—I’m down here.  Me and Clarity being thrown together—just the two of us—for an entire day at Six Flags, was an artificial situation to say the least.

Read more: https://files.persona.co/49728/Clarity.pdf

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Mikayla
8Mins Each
10
ISSUES
The Opposite Of Attraction
Updated Jul 13, 2018
PG-13
1
226
0
Romance
School

Is the phrase "Opposites attract" right? Maybe... But not for Sophia Mackenzie and Damon Blake. The phrase for them is more like "The opposite of attraction"

Ever since the fourth grade Damon and Sophia have been sworn enemies.

Now it's senior year and they're still throwing insult after insult at each other. Everyone knows that when they're in the same room all hell will break loose. Even the teachers knew not to put them in the same class.

All but one.

Mr. Willis being the crazy teacher he is purposely chose these two to be in the same class. Everyone said Damon and Sophia being in the same class for a year would be a disaster waiting to happen.

What they didn't expect was for Damon and Sophia to grow closer than ever.

Young Adult
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School
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The Opposite Of Attraction

Is the phrase "Opposites attract" right? Maybe... But not for Sophia Mackenzie and Damon Blake. The phrase for them is more like "The opposite of attraction"

Ever since the fourth grade Damon and Sophia have been sworn enemies.

Now it's senior year and they're still throwing insult after insult at each other. Everyone knows that when they're in the same room all hell will break loose. Even the teachers knew not to put them in the same class.

All but one.

Mr. Willis being the crazy teacher he is purposely chose these two to be in the same class. Everyone said Damon and Sophia being in the same class for a year would be a disaster waiting to happen.

What they didn't expect was for Damon and Sophia to grow closer than ever.

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trinIT
2Mins Each
8
ISSUES
Binary
Updated Jul 23, 2018
PG-13
0
243
1
Friendship
Humor

Our 4 young heroes live in a day and age where twins are the rarest and most marvelous beings on the planet. Unfortunately, most twin children are treated as weapons of war and material objects, rather than the new age and generation of greatness that they are. Join the 2 twin pairs as they set out to show the world that their genetics don't define them as weapons. While of course, never having a dull day~

Adventure
Friendship
Humor
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Binary

Our 4 young heroes live in a day and age where twins are the rarest and most marvelous beings on the planet. Unfortunately, most twin children are treated as weapons of war and material objects, rather than the new age and generation of greatness that they are. Join the 2 twin pairs as they set out to show the world that their genetics don't define them as weapons. While of course, never having a dull day~

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EndlessMidnightMoon
1Min Each
13
ISSUES
InTheEndlessMidnight
Updated Jun 28, 2018
PG-13
1
272
0

A place for updates, sometimes extra scenes or explanations if it really seems necessary. All else can be found on my patreon. And some extra information if you're really into it.

And I will answer any comments or questions which I find interesting on here. It will from week to week, and even comments on the blog will get the same treatment if it is about questions.

Blog
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InTheEndlessMidnight

A place for updates, sometimes extra scenes or explanations if it really seems necessary. All else can be found on my patreon. And some extra information if you're really into it.

And I will answer any comments or questions which I find interesting on here. It will from week to week, and even comments on the blog will get the same treatment if it is about questions.

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EndlessMidnightMoon
10Mins Each
9
ISSUES
A Maiden's Strange Voyage
Updated Jul 15, 2018
PG-13
0
252
0
Fantasy
Manga

In the Northern Song dynasty, despite all its stability, all Chaoyun is thinking of about the possibility of seeing the world.

She is known to be one the most skillful servers, a certain charm around her that pleases almost everyone even if she is odd, even if she is strange, but it was accepted as a part of her.

Until, one day a woman enters, who embodies the hope she might see, and the secrets behind why she could be so.

It can also be found on RoyalRoadLegends and it is still under me.

Historical
Fantasy
Manga
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A Maiden's Strange Voyage

In the Northern Song dynasty, despite all its stability, all Chaoyun is thinking of about the possibility of seeing the world.

She is known to be one the most skillful servers, a certain charm around her that pleases almost everyone even if she is odd, even if she is strange, but it was accepted as a part of her.

Until, one day a woman enters, who embodies the hope she might see, and the secrets behind why she could be so.

It can also be found on RoyalRoadLegends and it is still under me.

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DanBook
1Min Each
1
ISSUE
The dark ones
Updated May 12, 2018
PG
4
112
0
Adventure
Humor

One vampire and an elf are sent on a life changing adventure to stop the evil mech king zorg from eliminating all humans and organic life. Can they become powerful enough to stop him destroying everything?

Fantasy
Adventure
Humor
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The dark ones

One vampire and an elf are sent on a life changing adventure to stop the evil mech king zorg from eliminating all humans and organic life. Can they become powerful enough to stop him destroying everything?

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Łukasz Klebieko
13Mins Each
7
ISSUES
Between the Worlds
Updated Apr 3, 2018
PG-13
1
393
0
Adventure
Action

ABOUT THIS BOOK"Between The Worlds" is:* A story with multiple genres, ranging from horror to humor ( with the most prominent genres being action/adventure ) intended for everyone to read (although younger readers may feel uncomfortable or scared reading certain parts - hence the rating)Episodic -  Although the book has one long story, most chapters will primarily focus on a  single standalone adventure, so you can start reading on any episode you want. (The Titles of Episodes focusing primarily on the main story, will be marked with a * symbol,so you can skip the spoilers,if you just want a simple read ;)  )

The episodes, due to their length, will be posted on 2-3 (sometimes more) parts.INTRO TO THE STORYLong ago - or maybe not, depending how you look at it - when the existence of other worlds was not yet forgotten, a secret society was formed. A society to protect humanity from unwanted "visitors", and yet help those who are in need. Formed and agreed upon by the governments of all the most important European countries, it has managed to protect humanity for hundreds of years, while keeping it's existence a secret.

Overtime it has grown bigger and stronger, and now the PISF - Paranormal Investigation Special Force - covers the entire planet, with over 50 departments and nearly a thousand officers protecting the planet. But now, from whatever reasons, the Entities are getting more and more brush and dangerous, and more and more start appearing all over the planet, seemingly without an reason, and now the existence of oth PISF and humanity itself is threatened.

So, what do you do, when you are still a teenager and in a dramatic turn of events get involved in one of PISF investigations?

This is a - based on true story and the witnesses' reports* - selection of Paranormal Investigation Task Force investigations as told by a group of rookies from all over the world and one young man who wishes he never left to the History Museum of Toronto. And now it comes with free iPhone 8 for every reader!**

* There never were any reports from any witnesses of an PISF investigation scene - it's most probable that the author of this book has made them all up.

** You can't really get an iPhone 8 just for reading this book.

Young Adult
Adventure
Action
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Between the Worlds

ABOUT THIS BOOK"Between The Worlds" is:* A story with multiple genres, ranging from horror to humor ( with the most prominent genres being action/adventure ) intended for everyone to read (although younger readers may feel uncomfortable or scared reading certain parts - hence the rating)Episodic -  Although the book has one long story, most chapters will primarily focus on a  single standalone adventure, so you can start reading on any episode you want. (The Titles of Episodes focusing primarily on the main story, will be marked with a * symbol,so you can skip the spoilers,if you just want a simple read ;)  )

The episodes, due to their length, will be posted on 2-3 (sometimes more) parts.INTRO TO THE STORYLong ago - or maybe not, depending how you look at it - when the existence of other worlds was not yet forgotten, a secret society was formed. A society to protect humanity from unwanted "visitors", and yet help those who are in need. Formed and agreed upon by the governments of all the most important European countries, it has managed to protect humanity for hundreds of years, while keeping it's existence a secret.

Overtime it has grown bigger and stronger, and now the PISF - Paranormal Investigation Special Force - covers the entire planet, with over 50 departments and nearly a thousand officers protecting the planet. But now, from whatever reasons, the Entities are getting more and more brush and dangerous, and more and more start appearing all over the planet, seemingly without an reason, and now the existence of oth PISF and humanity itself is threatened.

So, what do you do, when you are still a teenager and in a dramatic turn of events get involved in one of PISF investigations?

This is a - based on true story and the witnesses' reports* - selection of Paranormal Investigation Task Force investigations as told by a group of rookies from all over the world and one young man who wishes he never left to the History Museum of Toronto. And now it comes with free iPhone 8 for every reader!**

* There never were any reports from any witnesses of an PISF investigation scene - it's most probable that the author of this book has made them all up.

** You can't really get an iPhone 8 just for reading this book.

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Lei André
13Mins Each
6
ISSUES
DITCH
Updated Jan 23, 2018
PG-13
3
647
3
School
Humor

WHO SAYS YOU NEED TO HAVE A BROKEN HEART TO MOVE ON?

"If a person is just not that into you, then the only thing to do is DITCH!"

- Avalon Georgine Ainsley Lange Michaels, Ave for short, the romantic-cynic who never had her heart broken. Ever.

Avalon has problems like any typical girl her age, namely:• Being a disappointment to her snobby self-righteous and perfectionist family• High school dramas• Wardrobe malfunctions and bad hair days• Lacking female qualities• Social awkwardness• ADHD• Liking the wrong guys• Being friend-zoned by aforementioned guysThe list goes on.

SHE HAS A SECRET...

Ave Michaels, high school student and resident rebel by day.Lane Maxwell, elusive rising video-game writer by night.It wasn't long when her club's pet project and video game design, HellFire, caught the eyes of not just by investors but also of one of the country's biggest publishing houses, PULSE. Avalon finds herself offered with an opportunity to prove her writing prowess and become a full-fledged writer.

THE CHALLENGE: MAKE A ROMANCE NOVEL...

Sounds easy, right?Wrong.It turns out writing romance books isn't the same as reading them - especially for someone who has never fallen in love or believed in fairytales. Taking the advice of her friends, they come up with The Exes and The Why's list. A list where she gets to relive everything that went wrong with all the guys she dates and the things that were right. Add in the guy who only sees her as a friend, the guy she shares a long unnamed rivalry with and the broodingly enigmatic new guy who shows up in town out of the blue. All of a sudden, she finds herself questioning everything in her life, every decision she ever made so far - including her rule.

THE QUESTION IS...

Could her DITCH rule really be as heartbreak-proof as it says? Should she still hang on to the security it provides - even if it might be the thing keeping her from letting herself fall in love and getting the guy?

Warning: Slow updates. Occasional re-editing. Some profane language. Mature-ish scenes.

All characters in this book including their town are all works of fiction.

Disclaimer: The original image for the book cover belongs to a photographer named Brandon Woelfel. He is an amazing photographer and I consider myself a fan of his. Aside from that, the rest of the editing was made by me.

Copyright © 2018 by Andrea Cassandra Lei Meñosa

All rights reserved

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DITCH

WHO SAYS YOU NEED TO HAVE A BROKEN HEART TO MOVE ON?

"If a person is just not that into you, then the only thing to do is DITCH!"

- Avalon Georgine Ainsley Lange Michaels, Ave for short, the romantic-cynic who never had her heart broken. Ever.

Avalon has problems like any typical girl her age, namely:• Being a disappointment to her snobby self-righteous and perfectionist family• High school dramas• Wardrobe malfunctions and bad hair days• Lacking female qualities• Social awkwardness• ADHD• Liking the wrong guys• Being friend-zoned by aforementioned guysThe list goes on.

SHE HAS A SECRET...

Ave Michaels, high school student and resident rebel by day.Lane Maxwell, elusive rising video-game writer by night.It wasn't long when her club's pet project and video game design, HellFire, caught the eyes of not just by investors but also of one of the country's biggest publishing houses, PULSE. Avalon finds herself offered with an opportunity to prove her writing prowess and become a full-fledged writer.

THE CHALLENGE: MAKE A ROMANCE NOVEL...

Sounds easy, right?Wrong.It turns out writing romance books isn't the same as reading them - especially for someone who has never fallen in love or believed in fairytales. Taking the advice of her friends, they come up with The Exes and The Why's list. A list where she gets to relive everything that went wrong with all the guys she dates and the things that were right. Add in the guy who only sees her as a friend, the guy she shares a long unnamed rivalry with and the broodingly enigmatic new guy who shows up in town out of the blue. All of a sudden, she finds herself questioning everything in her life, every decision she ever made so far - including her rule.

THE QUESTION IS...

Could her DITCH rule really be as heartbreak-proof as it says? Should she still hang on to the security it provides - even if it might be the thing keeping her from letting herself fall in love and getting the guy?

Warning: Slow updates. Occasional re-editing. Some profane language. Mature-ish scenes.

All characters in this book including their town are all works of fiction.

Disclaimer: The original image for the book cover belongs to a photographer named Brandon Woelfel. He is an amazing photographer and I consider myself a fan of his. Aside from that, the rest of the editing was made by me.

Copyright © 2018 by Andrea Cassandra Lei Meñosa

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Accidental Relationship (Text-Message Story)
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An embarrassing text message to the wrong person ends up bringing the two most unlikely people closer than they ever expected.

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An embarrassing text message to the wrong person ends up bringing the two most unlikely people closer than they ever expected.

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