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Jess Rufus
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Tips and Tech Support
Updated Jun 11, 2020
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"I've been writing for five years now," I say, leaning back into my chair whilst retaining my terrible postural habits and taking a sip of my disgustingly plain water. "And I still don't know squat, y'know."

Welcome to the place where I ramble on about things that I heard here and there, dropping writing tips and tricks that work for me and also some tips and tricks that don't. Plus, I'll be flaunting my near-forgotten computer science GCSE as I pretend to know what I'm talking about whilst guiding you through computery things. (Don't worry, I'm starting basic.)

To tell the truth, I'm a terrible teacher. But I'll be trying my best.

NOTE! As with most crafts, I still have a way to go. If you think I'm wrong about something, I probably am - so please feel free to correct me where necessary. I will continue to update as required from this end as well.

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Tips and Tech Support

"I've been writing for five years now," I say, leaning back into my chair whilst retaining my terrible postural habits and taking a sip of my disgustingly plain water. "And I still don't know squat, y'know."

Welcome to the place where I ramble on about things that I heard here and there, dropping writing tips and tricks that work for me and also some tips and tricks that don't. Plus, I'll be flaunting my near-forgotten computer science GCSE as I pretend to know what I'm talking about whilst guiding you through computery things. (Don't worry, I'm starting basic.)

To tell the truth, I'm a terrible teacher. But I'll be trying my best.

NOTE! As with most crafts, I still have a way to go. If you think I'm wrong about something, I probably am - so please feel free to correct me where necessary. I will continue to update as required from this end as well.

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Storm
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My Thoughts
Updated Jul 14, 2020
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Inside the mind of a writer, I guess.

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My Thoughts

Inside the mind of a writer, I guess.

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psheilak
2Mins Each
4
ISSUES
Random Stories About Me
Updated Aug 5, 2020
PG
9
115
7
Humor
Short Story

I mean, the title says it all... these are just some random stories about me and the things that I've done before. I just want to tell people this stuff because why not!

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Random Stories About Me

I mean, the title says it all... these are just some random stories about me and the things that I've done before. I just want to tell people this stuff because why not!

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Aretice N. Treader
5Mins Each
11
ISSUES
Anecdoche
Updated Mar 12, 2017
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Short Story

n. a conversation in which everyone is talking but nobody is listening, simply overlaying disconnected words like a game of Scrabble, with each player borrowing bits of other anecdotes as a way to increase their own score, until we all run out of things to say.​{The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows}

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Anecdoche

n. a conversation in which everyone is talking but nobody is listening, simply overlaying disconnected words like a game of Scrabble, with each player borrowing bits of other anecdotes as a way to increase their own score, until we all run out of things to say.​{The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows}

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Brian.C.Sloan
10Mins Each
6
ISSUES
The Absurd Tales of Honkers McGonklin
Updated Mar 28, 2018
R On Break
4
2242
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Crime
Humor

If you love wacky, random, and nonsensical humor, you'll love the zany tales of Honkers McGonklin, the cliche cop that does things his way and has no regrets!  And don't forget, Honkers McGonklin "always gets his man."

(Idea contributions by Bobby Hartley)

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The Absurd Tales of Honkers McGonklin

If you love wacky, random, and nonsensical humor, you'll love the zany tales of Honkers McGonklin, the cliche cop that does things his way and has no regrets!  And don't forget, Honkers McGonklin "always gets his man."

(Idea contributions by Bobby Hartley)

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ShadowBobcat10CorruptedPurity
1Min Each
25
ISSUES
Stupid Cruel Jokes
Updated Jun 17, 2017
PG
77
7600
14
Humor
Parody

In the mood for some rude humor? Then this is the book for you.

Jokes are from the authors' imaginations and the people Shadow interviews, so if you want your joke to show up here, join as an co-writer, or drop Shadow a line here and leave your name (so Shadow knows who to attribute the joke to).  Also includes many jokes from You're Funny, a contest Shadow created to hunt the internet for good jokes.

Hopefully, the jokes won't be too cruel, but you'll be the judge of that. Have fun, and get ready to laugh!

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Stupid Cruel Jokes

In the mood for some rude humor? Then this is the book for you.

Jokes are from the authors' imaginations and the people Shadow interviews, so if you want your joke to show up here, join as an co-writer, or drop Shadow a line here and leave your name (so Shadow knows who to attribute the joke to).  Also includes many jokes from You're Funny, a contest Shadow created to hunt the internet for good jokes.

Hopefully, the jokes won't be too cruel, but you'll be the judge of that. Have fun, and get ready to laugh!

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Saria
7Mins Each
6
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Stories From a Strange Mind
Updated May 20, 2017
PG
0
1906
0
Short Story

These are just some short stories I've written over the years, mainly ones I've written in high school for class. Some are ones I've entered into contests here on Penana or ones I started for contests and never finished before the contest ended. I'll continue to post as I write more.Enjoy

Xx SariaP.S. I'm open to suggestions for stories if anyone has any :) P.P.S. I should add that I haven't edited any that were written before this year so they are as they were when I wrote them i.e. terrible haha

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Stories From a Strange Mind

These are just some short stories I've written over the years, mainly ones I've written in high school for class. Some are ones I've entered into contests here on Penana or ones I started for contests and never finished before the contest ended. I'll continue to post as I write more.Enjoy

Xx SariaP.S. I'm open to suggestions for stories if anyone has any :) P.P.S. I should add that I haven't edited any that were written before this year so they are as they were when I wrote them i.e. terrible haha

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The Virtual ShadowKokiri-Hylian-HeroSeamus BrownJenifferJane Glass
1Min Each
5
ENTRIES
The coolest house ever
✪ Submission Closed
PG-13
16
2265
9
Creator's
Pick

Your inside a house that is in the forest. A typical horror event it could be bad...

BUT this house isn't! You'r in an awesome place with a bunch of cool stuff for the weekend!

You are to describe this cool and wonderful house at/under 150 words.

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The coolest house ever

Your inside a house that is in the forest. A typical horror event it could be bad...

BUT this house isn't! You'r in an awesome place with a bunch of cool stuff for the weekend!

You are to describe this cool and wonderful house at/under 150 words.

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WindyFontaine
1Min Each
29
ISSUES
I Miss Myself
Updated Feb 23, 2018
PG-13
0
8765
0
Inspirational
Angst

A collection of poems, shorts, notes to self (and to others). All of these things might be personal to me or what I think about other people's experiences.

Oh and the cover is by @9Jedit on twitter. Amazing work.

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I Miss Myself

A collection of poems, shorts, notes to self (and to others). All of these things might be personal to me or what I think about other people's experiences.

Oh and the cover is by @9Jedit on twitter. Amazing work.

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Kirishima Aoi
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3
ISSUES
Million Random Things
Updated May 10, 2020
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Manga
Short Story

Here is where I am going to post about random things that I have in mind, starting from manga to short stories that I come up with. So there we have the description.

By the way, the word "million" itself is an exaggeration. I don't plan to truly stop even if my posts reach a million (which is unlikely to happen)

NOTE: Cover is not mine :D

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Million Random Things

Here is where I am going to post about random things that I have in mind, starting from manga to short stories that I come up with. So there we have the description.

By the way, the word "million" itself is an exaggeration. I don't plan to truly stop even if my posts reach a million (which is unlikely to happen)

NOTE: Cover is not mine :D

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Nirna Lensi
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ISSUES
Diri
Updated May 19, 2020
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Romance
Humor

siapapun mudah jadi orang lain, tapi sulit jadi diri sendiri. Yang katanya "gue udah jadi diri sendiri kok" tapi nyatanya semua gaya hidup, tujuan bahkan prinsip pun masih melihat orang lain. Gue bangga dengan orang yang bisa nemuin jati dirinya dan menjadi dirinya seutuhnya tanpa embel-embel "orang lain".

buat kita yang sekarang masih jadi orang lain:

" engga apa-apa seenggaknya lo pernah nyoba jadi diri lo sendiri"

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Diri

siapapun mudah jadi orang lain, tapi sulit jadi diri sendiri. Yang katanya "gue udah jadi diri sendiri kok" tapi nyatanya semua gaya hidup, tujuan bahkan prinsip pun masih melihat orang lain. Gue bangga dengan orang yang bisa nemuin jati dirinya dan menjadi dirinya seutuhnya tanpa embel-embel "orang lain".

buat kita yang sekarang masih jadi orang lain:

" engga apa-apa seenggaknya lo pernah nyoba jadi diri lo sendiri"

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acoreen
3Mins Each
4
ISSUES
Diving Deep into the Diverse
Updated Jun 16, 2020
PG
0
243
0
Short Story
Fantasy

A compilation of random super-short or one-shot stories, mostly romantic, that will satisfy your world of fiction. Diving Deep into the Diverse features different characters of different backgrounds.

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Diving Deep into the Diverse

A compilation of random super-short or one-shot stories, mostly romantic, that will satisfy your world of fiction. Diving Deep into the Diverse features different characters of different backgrounds.

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