Hey y'all welcome to my profile! That's right, here you can learn all about me in a creepy and stalkerish way! Sounds fun right?

Anyways, let's get down to the basics:
Favorite color: purple
Favorite food: pasta
Favorite soda: just some good old Canada dry

And now that you know all these extremely personal things about me, I'd greatly appreciate it if you read my work! You might not like it but hey you'll never know if you keep reading this profile summary thingy.

Happy reading!