Give me one word. Just one word to strike emotion into me. Joy, sadness, disgust... any emotion. Like count will be taken into consideration. References welcome. Please check that you are not repeating. 

Humour. Make me laugh with as few words as possible. Maximum three sentences. 

You find a stranger (human or not) shuffling around your house; how do you deal with that?

Were you able to escape? How did you do it? Were you alone? Who's that stranger?

Write a thriller, suspenseful piece about that, telling the story in 250--2500 words or so.

Be creative! Good luck!

p.s. If I found the time, I'll participate as well.

Write me no more than three sentences aimed to scare. Something that will make me not want to look behind me or something that will make me believe in ghosts. Use your imagination, nothing is off limits. Get creative and have fun with it!The scariest and most creative wins. Good luck!