The prompt of your short story is just as the title says. Make a comedic short about how someone dies. The cause of death? A chair.

Nobody talks about the effects a parents words have on a person's character, my best friends parents have made her into a strong young woman through being hateful. who are you and why?

Write down the biggest lie you know, and then make it plausible.  The catch?  You only get 500 words.

If you only had one sentence before you died what would it be?

You may write about anything you want as long as it is between 250 to 2500 words. And it has to be interesting.

RULES

1) No plaigarism - seriously lets be honest here.

2) Has to have good grammar, spelling, theme...etc. - you get what I mean

3) That's it

This is just a poetry contest, I want heartfelt, funny, whatever you love to write in your poetry.

Give me one word. Just one word to strike emotion into me. Joy, sadness, disgust... any emotion. Like count will be taken into consideration. References welcome. Please check that you are not repeating. 

Humour. Make me laugh with as few words as possible. Maximum three sentences.