I’m just chilling with a bunch of nine year olds blasting cotton eye joe

im in math and i feel yuck, i know im gonna be rlly sick soon but my birthdays in 2 days, and im going to a thing that i cant exactly go to while vomiting

*math class yesterday*
*teacher bribing us with mentos so we’ll show our working out*
G: Miss? Can I go get water?
Teacher: yes, you have two minutes, go.
*five minutes later, g gets back*
Teacher: that was more than two minutes
G: whomp whomp 
Teacher: …… no more mentos

going to the physio today because my back feels like i broke it three times with a sledge hammer and has for a week but mother didn't belive me 😚✌️

i was just putting on lipgloss in tech class and i hear: "MAE, IS THAT DIOR?"

LMAO, i wish, its bloody 2 bucks from kmart mate

guys its 10 past 1 in the morning and my friend is blowing up my phone because she accidentally submitted her bts x george washionton fanfiction instead of her math homework 😭

So tired……. Yet I gotta play a basketball game tmr

GUYS HELP, MY FREIND WAS RIZZING ME UP AND I ONLY REALISED NOW

I will find whoever made science compusuary and hunt them for sport

Laying on the floor on my friends room with a bunch of people walking around, litterly having a panic attack, sos

teacher: sorry, im a little crazy.

Abella: its ok miss, we are are a little.

Grace: IM A BIRD

Mae: CAW CAW

*Grace and Mae jump off desk*

Abella: especially them

Anyone else apparently married to their firend now? Apparently out honeymoon was being pushed into the squishmellow pit at k-mart.


so i have a wife now

bros im in science class and all my teachers doing is yelling at us

Me: KIM KARSASION WATERMELON
my friend: …….WHAT DO YOU MEAN PUT A NAZI IN A WATERMELON??