If life was an object, what would it be?

What is the best insult you've ever heard?

for example:

Is your ass jealous of the amount of s**t that just came out of your mouth?

I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?

the winner's entry will be used next time my enemy gets on my nerves.

Tell me about a snowflake. The more poetic it is without being a poem the better! Good Luck and Merry Christmas (or happy holidays)

You get 1 sentance.

as many entries as you want!