Eros is bored and mommy Aphrodite seems to like humans. So the logical thing to do to escape this cesspool of boredom is to seek out a human partner right?

So, when one very naked God of Love ends up in the bedroom of one very human Judas Reighton, he can't for the love of himself, understand the screaming and threats to call the "cops".

Oh well--Eros did like his partners feisty.